Joker X Reader - Blog Posts

Dc character x *new* hero Reader

Synopsis: Being a hero is actually very simple.

Batman who decided to give Reader a tour of the street.

Batman: "This ally is especially dangerous as it is a blind spot and have man-"

*Joker appearing out of nowhere.*

Batman: "Stay behind me I'l-"

Reader who got so scared that they ran atleast one mile away.

Reader: "I'll watch from here... Beat his ass!"

Joker trying to traumatized Reader.

Reader: "Why are you ugly?"

Joker: "Are you mocking me?"

Reader: "You are ugly"

Joker: "If you dare move I'll slit their throat"

Reader picking up a broken pipe and throwing at the Joker, hitting their knee with a loud crack.

Reader: "God damnit... that was supposed to end your bloodline"

Hal minding his own business.

Reader: *Whispering into his ears* "Nuclear... Nuclear, big boom. Nuclear..."

Hal: "What...?"

Reader: "I just wanted to see how easily distracted you are and how easy it would be to manipulate your thoughts"

Hal: "By saying nuclear? trying to kill us or what?"

Reader: "I mean... There's a great reason why I am not a green lantern"

Wonder woman saving Reader during a big fight.

Reader: "I do love a strong woman... God I wish she could kill me"

Random civilian side eyeing Reader.

Reader: "What? Im being honest"

Lex destroying the city.

Reader: "I can't see! His head is reflective!"

Superman: "what...?"

Reader: "His Baldness! that must be his ultimate weapon!"

Lex now wore wig.

Slade: "What are you going to do now?"

Reader: "Cry"

Slade: "..."

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Thinking of writing for this <3