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We took ~4500 cells from every person on earth and reassembled them into a single additional person. They are both child and clone to everyone alive. They speak an amalgam of every language but no single one fluently. They are the only true human, the long absent god of this world, and they are suing us for fifteen million dollars.
If I chop you up in a shredder, and all that comes out- that is left of you- is a little shredder that didn't shred the fuckin thing that you're supposed to be able to shred in the shredder, you're probably dead!!!
i dont know why this is so funny to me