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This One's for all my Pacific Northwest Homies
Friends in Spokane! Whither and how have you drifted so far from me? We've been together almost two years, and for those two years, I've been tracking your movements on Google Analytics. Spokane friends, you have gone from number one in site visits to number NINE. Come back to me. Don't leave me now.
I don't know who you are or why, at one time, you exceeded site visits from even my home city of Chicago. I don't know if you all know each other and discuss these posts. I don't know why I've carved out a special spot in my heart for my small, yet rabid and anonymous Spokane Fan Clan.
I know that your city rhymes with "raisin bran" and actively correct people who pronounce it as if it rhymes with "cocaine". It does not! I know that without people, strangers especially, reading my blog i would wither into dust! I would DIE! I know that somehow...somewhere...I've lost you Spokane, and I would do almost anything to get you back.
Don't go breakin' my heart, Spokane. Don't go breakin' my, don't go breakin' my, don't go breakin' my heart.
tomorrow is the renaissance faire in my town and i have never done real good makeup before but i need to for this so i think im gonna practice that first instead...
I really don’t know why I drew this lmao, but I think its a dog :P hnng
I’m hanging this on my walls. I’ll take this to my grave. The art? The premise? Phenomenal.
Who’s a tall Harry truther ? I repeat, who is part of the elite ?
HELLO GANG, I'M GETTING SNAKE BITES ON FRIDAY, AND IM GEN SCARED SO LIKE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IT WAS LIKE IF YOU DO HAVE SNAKE BITES
gang drop ur favourite analog horrors in the comments, mine is tryred witness archives or pontiac robotic archive
OH NO
I'VE STARTED LIKING RESTART AGAIN, THIS IS NOT GOOD, PLS SEND HELP AHRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
konekocs lore but its whatever 9+year old me came up with in her tablet in gacha (1): The Four Friends (Los 4 Amigos).
PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY I WROTE MOST OF THIS WHEN I WAS A TUPI KID AJKFHNLFLKAML.....
there were 2. tari and leo
there were like 50. leon 2, celeste, atir, tari, nora 2, ruby, mike 2, oliver. (ruby was from a steven universe au i had. i will tell if asked)
okay nevermind there were 4. tari osoki /17/, leon/18/, "nere"ku /17/ , and naki (atir)/17/.
tari had natural cyan hair and nere had this blonde faded to purple natural hair and leon this sky blue faded to red color hair. just letting you know (naki's was jus... black)
they were childhood friends and they spent their time together. leon and tari specially had a crush in eachother. nere and mike did so but mike wastnt part of th group so uh huh.. nere and naki shipped them a lot
they went to school together and lived in a nice hotel/apartment/whatevr and even went on vacation together. once, leon almost died in a summer vacation to the beach (drowning), so tari jumped to the water and, unknowingly, used her powers to help leon (yes she had powers... gacha kid average)
also, nere loved animals. (just realized they were ins by toca life chars..)
leon grew distant. i dont know why im just seeing gacha screensho
bcoz of a challenge he faked being in a relationship w/ nere. (holding hands...) and tari was absolutely destroyed. leon tried his best to apologize, but that day.. nere had realized that she had loved leon.
it was a sick love.
anyways theuy had a silly band together which nora 2 (background caracter) hated. they played terrible music.
they met this silly named pelotocina uwu or "Pelotoci_129" who was a roblox char that got in becauyse of tari playing with her newfound multiverse distorting powers (ok)
also they got turned into roblox characters??¿
they met this friend called maku. and nere and her changed the couple's hair colors. also mike vanished from existence. we will miss you mike 2
then leo drowned again. also yes leon's name was now leo !! yay
and they all just cried. next to the seaside. watching him fall. omg he was at the seaside. then tari got her magic to... make suddenly diving equipment appear. and she rescued leo. and they got to the surface.. in a public park pond
timeskip now theyre 20 except the boy. the boy is 21
tari got babi (how¿¿) and had a kid. kid named nori. who went to school with herobrine (im not joking what) (but he was like. steve. alfendi layton) (steve was maku's son????)
and like they had traumas from leo's 2 times dying and gettingrevived in th beach. so when they brought 5 years old nori to the beach they were scared he would fall and die too. and they went on vacation and she remembered her old friends. and she was sad all the way.
(and then oh boy. OH BOY. THESE WERE THE TIMES WHERE MY OLDER COUSIN WATCHED WANDAVISION AND I MADE THIS WHOLE ARC CALLED TARIVISION IM CRYING)(htouhg my idea was nice)
and leo fell sick. and almost dies i think. leo stop dying. i think he got THE 2020 (okay this was no longer 9 kon i acc forgot)
tari and leo got married at 25/26 and nere was so mad that she threw a temper tantrum and THREW A CHAIR AT THE GROOM <333 and rlly hurt tari's face. (petition for leo to stop dying) and then knife'd tari multiple times and stuff. and also they got hurt so bad they thought they were like 11 or so. and btw nere regretted it?? and they adopted a kid whose name was logan (paul) and was 5 (ALSO NORI WAS 8 BUT HIS PARENTS DIDNT AGE) and one day at a reunion with naki, Leo.EXE unleashed and attacked Naki! it was like leo but blakc and red details. and Nere fought back w scissors. and no one noticed but tari. but leo thought he was attacking her first (which he did) but then he went normal again and tari got mad and let him fall to the ground where he died again for sixth time and revived. and leo and nere reconciliated and.tari wwas happy but went crying because she thought what she did was stupid and went to a dark alley and there was this guy named taru who was her brother.and they hadnt seen eachother in years. and tari thought leo liked nere more but she wasnt a killer so she let it slip ?? also nere was like the fun aunt to logan. and fell in love with taru. he was a singer a famous one. and they kissed and that video of a live concert reached... 1.000.0000.000... views..?also naki fell from a balcony w a blindfold and they thought she died. and naki went to her own funeral AKDLHDJ. and taru painted his hair like nere's and stuff. i think they fought. tari blindfolded herself too and fell from the damn balconyand got ran over and so Leo.EXE appeared! Oh No! But... he Helped Tari! And Cleaned Her Wounds And Stuff! And Then He Got Medic! and then he went back to normal.. boring normal leo. and then taru came and gave her boba tea and an empanada like when they were little but Tari didnt like those memories so... tari pushed him with a rlly strong strenght and animepunched him across the room to the living roomand when her adoptive son and nere went to visit her she threw a magic chair to them. but not just tari threw it! it was Tari.EXE Who Threw the Chair at Them! but then Naki went to Stop Tari.EXE and She Was Able to Stop her Magic Kick! And Then She Held her in the air and... Became Naki. EXE!!! (oh no! the executables! im so scared.../oj) but then taru and leo ran into the room and saw them and kissed from the shock i think ???and they got rlly disgusted about it. no gays sorry
Naki.EXE! Became (tame) normal Naki... BUT... Leo.EXE Appeared!!! and He Is Not A Gay! so He Kicked Naki! And Made Naki And Tari Lesbian Kiss! But then nere got jealous of it becaus jealous. and cried. and tari was disgusted. but naki wasnt. (I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN?????> I PROJECTED MYSELF IN NAKI IN SILLY SCENES LIKE THOSE?) (acc she rlly liked that kiss omg)(first canon lesbian)(apart of my sona ofc) (OMG. IM REALIZING THINGS)
and then they did a .exe fight and we saw the boys were really weak..and also Naki took Logan as her child?? and acted like a depressed widow?? and then she went to a cave to emocry but saw that her friends lived there <//3 (also shes 28 now.. nere is 26.. and tari 27.. what happened to the ages. omg)
they also got momentarily teleported to gacha studio btw. and to the *dark dimension of taridreams* ??? and went insane and her thoughts made her head rlly hurt and stuff and she hallucinated w her friends.(i believe this is the time where tari built an alternate univerese where everything was perfect to shield hersehlf from the world???) (Wait not quite yet)
and they got teleportedf rom the sky to a rooftop and tari jumped becoz the lesbian was w her husband...???and so did leo.. an d i frogot. ALSO leo has a brother. named len. (len kagamine/OJ) and len had beautiful cooking. and leo is flora reinhold at that
wait nvm he serves good food at first and then its terirble. also len has the ability to unlesbian the lesbia
im leaving it at that for today. happy new year everyone (its still one day left...)
You know what really sucks abt being a fast passer? I CANT TALK ABT THE RECENT EP WITH NOBODY, CANT POST, NOTHING😭😭 but I can't stop fast passing..I'm far too invested..
All ima say is that broccoli head, and fish lips..
FINE I ADMIT IT, THEIR KINDA CUTE TOGETHER NGL😡
I just love the enemies to lovers trope🙄
PLEASE HELP ME, Im about to be homeless within a few days.
We were not able to pay rent as well as struggling with food,utilities, etc.
Not only that the landlord wants to take us to court.
I have been trying to hard to get work, commissions, etc. With no luck, now that time has come and I am going to lose everything.
We were already struggling with saving money for a place to live because our lease was up at the end of this month.
We had to not pay rent to pay car insurance, save for next place and food.
It is horrible we are gonna lose our cats too and I dont want them killed.
I am doing commissions, taking donations (my email is krystami.neochondria@gmail.com) i will do ANYTHING commissions wise I just need money so badly..i dont care the amount really as long as I can get money fast i would do invoice but invoices stay in limbo until I can afford to pay off debt to get an official bank or credit card. So payment would have to be gifted.
I dont know what to do anymore please help me. Sculpture eise they are all for sale but you have to give me the shipping to pay (it is better just all then one) The only ones I have left are the lapis plaque, amethyst, pearl and garnet, I have others in progress and am willing to do commissions for sculpts too
I NEED HELP
I seriously doubt anyone will see or respond to this, but on my Wattpad, I wrote a little short story, and I need a prompt to continue it. The only problem is I can't think of anything. Here is the link to it- https://www.wattpad.com/400683080-random-shit-random-short-story Please, if you have any ideas for a plot, tell me
OH MY GOD
Puppy trying to go down stairs for the first time
You know what Artie I fucking hate when people don't communicate
Yeah man me too !
From notable communicators Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel who will not be petty and miscommunicate and blow things out of proportion and stop talking for ages rinsing and repeating this cycle
ok so I'm from New Jersey and I guess we have an accent to the rest of the us but for us, everyone else has an accent. I'm in class right now (History, specifically) and our teacher is from either Tennessee or Idaho (I can't remember but chances are its neither) And every time she says America it comes out "Amyeericuh" and the entire class collectively cringes. Also, she says "pink" like "peenk" and instead of class she says "Clyeeass" idk why but I wanna cry like why cant everyone just be from new jersey
Shine in Transformers🤔
Very strange thoughts always come to my head. What if all people who communicate with transformers have a shine? As in the book of Stephen King. This explains why some children seem so special compared to other people. That is why Cody, Russell and Raf are so understanding and smart for their age. Jack, despite his youth, is rather restrained and calm, and Miko is full of hope and optimism. And each of these children survived some terrible moment: Jack fought with Airachnid, Miko destroyed Hardshell, Raf almost died at the hands of Megatron, Russell could die at the hands of the Decepticons (He was taken prisoner), Cody could die under the rubble or Morbot In general, this idea does not go out of my head. And Jasper also reminds me of Derry (IT), because there is not a single soul who would clearly notice that robots are fighting nearby.
I request tech support
How do you add the intractable “read more” thingy
The biggest struggle when it comes to post creation; is while trying to post about a scenario is not getting up caught up by your imagination while tying to write it down, it will incoherent at best (it’s too good).
It pretty much goes like this:
- *imagining scenerio*
- I must share! I love this too much not to.
- begins to write the post.
- gets to the scenerio part, and gets too excited to write coherently
- *starts imagining more scenerios*
- doesn’t even get anywhere near to finishing the post
>:(
Lmao everyone is blocking me from everywhere and I'm pretty sure it's because of my personality
Can anybody reblog this post and explain to me how the fuck you check messages on tumblr? I’ve tried to click on the message icon so many times but I couldn’t read any messages on my blog. A little help here pls?
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! LIKE WTF MAN!
And this is who you're simping for?🤨🤨 (pls dont ask me wth is this i dont know)