Gaylor Swift - Blog Posts

Do you really want to know where I was April 29th? 🍪

Karlie's brother Derek at the Eras tour!? 💜💜💜

You can't even make this up... WOW!

Derek Blasberg at the Eras Tour 👀

Can we talk about Karlie's doll house?

Coincidentally, it had the bedroom and bathroom on the same floor as the LOVER house. And a similar attic, too?!

What was the conclusion in 2020!? And now!? Looking back, it looks like the prototype of the LOVER house. Unless we believe that Karlie plays with dolls and/or built a house, which 2.5 years later we still don't know about. If she's sleeping on someone else's couch, that's still a weird coincidence.

The first time the two women sleep together, Héloïse asks, “Do all lovers feel they’re inventing something?” It’s a knock-out line. “A relationship is about inventing your own language,” says Céline Sciamma. “You’ve got the jokes, you’ve got the songs, you have this anecdote that’s going to make you laugh three years later. It’s this language that you build. That’s what you mourn for when you’re losing someone you love. This language you’re not going to speak with anybody else.” / Portrait of a Lady on Fire (x)

You showed me COLORS you know I can't see with anyone else Don't call me "kid," don't call me "baby" Look at this idiotic fool that you made me You taught me a secret language I can't speak with anyone else

"Illicit Affairs" Eras Tour in "painted style"!

Taylor casually confirms the Portrait of a Lady on Fire theory.

“When Celia said she couldn’t have all of me, it was because I was selfish and because I was scared of losing everything I had. Not because I had two sides of me that one person could never fulfill. I broke Celia’s heart because I spent half my time loving her and the other half hiding how much I loved her." (Evelyn Hugo)

If you wish to romanticize the woman I became. And say you remember me, standing in a nice dress, starring at the sunset. Or you could begin... at the beginning. And in that case. Please picture me in the trees. I hit my peak at seven. Feet in the swing over the creek. I was too scared to jump in. But I was high in the sky with Pennsylvania under me. Are there still beautiful things? Sweet tea in the summer. Cross your heart, won't tell no other. And though I can't recall your face. I still got love for you. Your braids like a pattern. Love you to the moon and to Saturn. Passed down like folk songs. The love lasts so long.

Why is no one talking about the spoken version of "Seven"? 🤔

It's like a (gay) poem. Coincidentally we got a lot of "W mag dramatic reading of Taylor Swift songs" videos.

Am I the only one thinking of Willie Nelson's "To All the Girls I've Loved Before"? 🤔

To all the girls I've loved before Who traveled in and out my door I'm glad they came along I dedicate this song To all the girls I've loved before

To all the girls we've loved before Who traveled in and out our doors We're glad they came along We dedicate this song To all the girls we've loved before

Toe's family... 🙊🙈

He is not famous! Please keep them out of the fandom wars.

"Any friend given you a gift for your flat`?" Karlie: "Taylor actually gave me a very sweet tea set."

I'm the problem, it's me At tea time, everybody agrees

Taylor and Karlie dating girls!?

1 || Karlie Kloss, 2011 "Do you have time for a boyfriend?" Karlie: "A boyfriend? Okay, ahm... more or less. You know, it's I have a... Actually, no comment, no comment."

2 || Taylor Swift, 2013 "I don't know if there can be any reason. I don't have a type. I don't really think to hard about what people think or why to like someone. It doesn't have to be any particular reason. But I don't know... I think in our 20s it is kind of like ... Oh I guess I'll try hanging out with him, or hanging out with her... or trying being single."

3 || Karlie Kloss, April 2014 "How do you get the boy? How do you have the time? How do you maintain these relationships? Where does that come in into it when you are never off a plane?" Karlie: "Oftentimes that's a thing that you just don't have time for. It's like, you know, I don't know about you, girls? How do you balance?" Rosie: "I always had time for boys..." Karlie: "She always makes time. I know. Priorities!" Rosie: "That was a priority, yeah. I think ´cause you are so lonely. I think a lot of models have relationships and longterm relationships because it's the one thing that brings you back." Karlie: "But it is true, whether it's a boyfriend, whether it's a girlfriend" Rosie: "a mam" Karlie: "whether it's a friend or a mam, having a support system, having a rock, having someone... and i think that's why you said long.. you know sort of... having someone that is there for you, that cares about you..."

How do you get the boy? Taylor released "How you get the girl" in October 2014. #coincident

Here are the moments in one video:

This is all I could think of right now. Please add more!

We know it’s fake, they know it’s fake. Why don’t we just stop spreading their bullshit! Don't give the fake so much attention to create stories/drama inside and outside of our beloved fandom. Stop the fandom wars and spread love instead.

Do you remember the gay boy - in a purple shirt - in the "Mean" (2011) music video?

Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me And all you're ever gonna be is mean

After the bridge of the song, it is revealed that the gay boy reading the fashion magazine is now a famous fashion designer.

Taylor knows "lavender is gay" because the 2011 video drew a bit of criticism for its cliche plot. Just sayin'...

"The seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo" quotes (Gaylor's Version)

"She and I had been taking great pains not to be seen together. It was one thing when we really were just friends, but now that we had something to hide, we had to start hiding it."

But it's been two-thousand one-hundred ninety days of our love blackout

"Fortunately, painting me as some woman who couldn't keep a husband sold more papers … than outing me. […] All I had to do was make sure that my romantic scandals felt like a story that would keep making headlines."

Got a long list of ex-lovers They'll tell you I'm insane But I've got a blank space, baby And I'll write your name

Ideas for more? 🤔

"There are parallels to Taylor Swift's [life]....

I have this lavender antibacterial hand spray. - Taylor (2016) I have like one drop left... it's so good. - Karlie (2020)

"Whenever me and my friends are in a public bathroom. We have to wait in line at the sink to wash our hands, I am like 'no, like check it out *spray*'… and everybody is like 'thx girl'."

I just wanna stay in that lavender haze!

Taylor + Joe Jonas || July to October 2008

Dianna + Alex Pettyfer || August 2010 to February 2011

Karlie + Joe Jonas + Alex Pettyfer || July 2011

Toni Garrn + Alex Pettyfer || 2020 until now

Karlie + bff Toni Garrn

Small world.

I'd be just like Leo

I didn't even know Gigi+ Leo dated, but it reminded me of our man Taylor...

I'd be just like Leo In Saint-Tropez

Taylor would definitely be THE MAN with all of her famous ex boyfriends (/ beards *cough*)

"We were talking to a company that wanted to produce the film. They had a record label. And the woman who ran the record label suggested to my manager [..] 'you know if Stephen wants, we can get him a girlfriend like they do it for Leonardo DiCaprio.'" Stephen Trask

Happy Galentine's Day!

Hold on to the memories. They will hold on to you.

“being with Karlie is probably the one time when Taylor can feel invisible.”

It’s difficult to parse exactly what attracts Swift to models: I’ve had friends explain it in terms of body-matching (Swift’s finally found her tall, wispy people) or that Kloss, like her, has juggled fame since her early teens. The writer Durga Chew-Bose told me that “being with Karlie is probably the one time when Taylor can feel invisible.” I don’t think any of these explanations is necessarily wrong. But I think there’s something even deeper about Swift’s model affinity, especially to the Kloss-like variety that currently dominate the industry.

In the absence of boys or friend drama, the only thing left to gossip about in Swift's life is her friendship with Karlie Kloss. Photos of them hanging out (and embracing/maybe kissing) on a balcony were quickly transformed into evidence of a relationship. Even the gossip press, which should be sated with the stream of Swift paparazzi and Instagram photos, is on board.

As evidenced by the abundance of “Kaylor” fanfic on Tumblr, there’s a serious audience and appetite for those rumors coming to fruition. But Swift’s popularity ultimately hinges on her image being mom-safe. Perhaps that’s why she can hang out with Lena Dunham but never say a word about Girls or Dunham's memoir, why she distanced herself from Gomez when she went back to Justin Bieber, and why she spends more of her time with Kloss, who spends her time promoting her charitable vegan cookie line for Momofuku, than Cara Delevingne, a model in the bad-girl Kate Moss tradition who parties with Rihanna and dates Michelle Rodriguez. (Buzzfeed January 2015)

Isn't it delicate.

"Watching Karlie watch Taylor during this moment of Taylor watching Karlie was everything"

Fletcher meets Taylor on a regular basis

Fletcher stans are Kaylor stans (Accidentally Kaylor, Fletcher)

Fletcher lives every Gaylor's dream

"I went to her [Taylor Swift] birthday party and she was drinking an Old Fashioned. And I asked her, what is that, what's that drink. And she was like 'That's an Old Fashioned.' And she was like, 'it's a man's drink'. And I was like 'you're like the f*cking man.' And that interaction is the reason, why in Girls, Girls, Girls, I put 'Sipped her like an old fashioned.'"

I kissed a girl and I liked it Sipped her like an old fashioned (ah-ah-ah) I kissed a girl and she liked it It's better than I imagined

Fletcher makes great music

"As a queer artist, I grew up not feeling like there's enough representation within music or media in general. I've always wanted to be the artist that I needed when I was a little girl. [...] I'll always fight for my LGBTQ+ community."

I just love Fletcher!

Taylor having a blast at her private gay pride. Good for her. Sad for us because someone was definitely missing.

It hits different ...

"I don't know if there can be any reason. I don't have a type. I don't really think to hard about what people think or why to like someone. It doesn't have to be any particular reason. But I don't know... I think in our 20s is just kind of like ... Oh I guess I'll try hanging out with him, or hanging out with her... or trying being single." (Taylor)

"I've had the thought several times in my career, wondering if I had been a man instead of a woman, and if I had lived my life exactly the same way. I had the same triumphs, made the same mistakes, dated the same people. What would people have said about me if I was a man instead of a woman?" (Taylor Swift)

Dated the same people? Let me see...

a) Taylor as man + a few publicly known people that she dated

You would be gay, Taylor. And it would be okay. It's also okay to be a woman and date the same gender.

b) Taylor as man + a few bitches and models

Taylor, you could (publicly) date bitches and models, you'd be THE MAN! Because you'd have dated really hot bitches and models.

What's your thought about this interview!?

That's the interview, I found it on tiktok. According to the source they deleted this part in the published interview... is that true?

Taylor, cast Cara for your upcoming movie, please! Can we manifest this together, please? ✊

The Gaylord to hugging it up with Karlie in the same city pipeline is a fun one 😏

Choose Your Fighter ("Style" by Taylor Swift)

a) Karlie Kloss

b) Dianna Agron

c) Harry Styles

You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye And I got that red lip classic thing that you like And when we go crashing down, we come back every time 'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of style You got that long hair, slicked back, white T-shirt And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt And when we go crashing down, we come back every time 'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of style

"Style" by Taylor Swift (October 27, 2014 - Album "1989")

Who's your fighter? :)

"There is a pond, complete with koi fish, in the middle of Swift’s astonishing, many-colored Nashville condo." "Swift gave the condo a heavy dose of well-funded OCD whimsy. The ceiling is arranged in multiple motifs – billowing curtains here, a painted indigo night sky there. In one corner, under hanging crystalline stars, sits a giant bunny made of moss. He’s wearing a hat. ‘It’s a whole Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland structure here,’ she says, welcoming me the next morning. 'It’s what the inside of my brain looks like, essentially.'" (Rolling Stone 2012)

Maybe the koi fish are not only Speak Now Easter Eggs. My personal Lavender Haze interpretation (Kaylor's version):

koi fish, Alice in Wonderland = HOME

First scenes with trans actor and Taylor dancing alone. > She pushes her TV REMOTE. She "skips" the first moments because "in reality" she is on her couch.

She is cozy on her daisy-design couch (*cough*). > She shows us the TV REMOTE again. Is the TV REMOTE important, Taylor? The trans actor is the weatherman on the TV screen.

She smokes her Alice in Wonderland pipe.

> She pushes the TV REMOTE again, the "drug pipe" seems to work, she starts to see her HOME on the TV screen!

But we go back one more time into the Smoke & Mirrors world. "Talk your talk and go viral. I just need this love spiral"

In the end, she is ready to open the curtains and to push her boundaries. Finally she is relaxed at HOME.

Chely Wright having a conversation with Gaylors. Guess that's the best thing you'll read today.

She sees us all. 😭 Do you think she is proud of us?

Karlie's IG postings from JAPAN back in 2016! 21 October 2022 - 2190 days = 22 August 2016

2190 days ago Karlie posted a lot of latergrams from Japan. We know they had been Latergrams because Karlie visited Darke's party (with Taylor) in New York.

Last year she posted Japan (latergram) pics as well. She even posted a Japan video with Koi Fishes as in the Lavender Haze video!

Koi is a freshwater fish that widely lives in rivers, ponds, and marshes throughout Japan.

19 October 2016

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me

Now I am on Cloud 13 :)

Didn’t Karlie do a photoshoot recently where she’s stepping on a cloud or something? On cloud 9?

🤭☁️👀 (x)