Dumb Mutt - Blog Posts

Wasn’t a toreador but ppl been sexualizing bulls for forever. Even in greek mythology Deadalus built a puppet bull so that Pasiphae could get fucked by a bull. (In comes the minotaur)

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

Just watched blue exorcist. I’ll never be the same. Seriously tho. I’m 90% sure I’m a Bon kin.

Am I godkin or a fictionkin of a god? Cuz like.. I am basically Calliope but male.

Am I actually a full mule deer or just a mule deer satyr??

Only ever had shifts of back legs, tail, ears and antlers. Never a snout or front legs (unusual, snout shifts are common for all my types)

Just realized I never showed y’all my fursona and his bf- this is kinda old art but look at themmmmm

Ppl showing off all the gear they got for Christmas, I got underwear and a blanket-

Finally doing an intro-

I’m Andi

It/he

Pfp artist: psychoticaspen

General:

I play violin, I write poetry and music, I also enjoy kicking back and playing cult of the lamb whenever possible. I like hot cocoa. My element is fire. I’m a pisces. Summer is my favorite season. I like the color yellow. I’m wiccan. I like horror movies and paranormal films and games.

Kins!!

-Bloodhound

-vampire

Interests !!

-fnaf

-vampire (vampire chronicles <3)

-furries

-TØP

-ICP

-witchcraft

-BMC

-DEH

-hiking / camping

Species euphoria and working out go hand in hand for me. Mainly cardio and going on walks around my apartment complex over and over again. Makes me feel like a watchdog :3

“TikTok therians need jesus”

NAH THEY NEED TO CONE TO TUMBLR AND SEE THAT SHITS NORMAL AND THEYRE ASSHOLES 🙏😭

I used to be a tiktok therian that was so closed minded it made me feel invalid because I didn’t fit in the rigged TikTok definition of these things.

Come to the light side please

America. Where pregnancy tests are locked up but nicotine gum is free

BLEHHHHH HEATER ON IS TOO HOT, HEATER OFF IS TOO COLD.

I heard we rating labels sooo..

(For reference, I am a bloodhound, coyote, Pesquets parrot and a skeleton nonhuman.)

Alterhuman:

4/10 not my favorite, it’s tolerable but I prefer nonhuman, dunno why but alterhuman doesn’t fit right, don’t even know why.

Nonhuman:

10/10 Yes, this is me. I am NOT human so it fits since nonhuman means not human.

Therian:

1/10 I’m not a therian, I’ve heard ‘so you’re a therian’ or ‘it’s therian or human’ too many times. Like no..? Theres more than just therian and human. (Totally not aimed at a specific therian in one of my classes)

Otherkin:

5/10 it’s not good but not bad yk? I mean I guess I am otherkin in one way (skeleton kin) but also I just prefer nonhuman. I don’t really care if you call me this but I prefer not. Yk?

Critter/creature

10/10 yes. Just yes. Please that’s the way to become my favorite person.

“delusional therian”

10/10 best compliment ever thanks for that, although it will get you blocked, sorry I’m just quirky and delusional like that.

My ‘type.

10/10 YES.

For example:

“Somber is a bloodhound on tumblr”

“Somber is a skeleton on tumblr”

“Somber is a coyote on tumblr”

School is under lockdown for a drug dog search and they made the mistake of letting me use henna during the lockdown. I love henna sm

Literally only able to shower if I convince myself that being a wet puppy is better than succumbing to the depressive state of icky.

“Scars riddle my snout from all the times you tried to muzzle me, I will growl, scratch and whine until I’m free again, running throughout the city only to be muzzled again. Only now do I realize it’s not just you, the whole world is against me.”

TW: sh

Under the cut

Why am I like this? I’m supposed to be a stupid doggy frolicking in the yard not sobbing with wounds on my forearm.

Finally making a DNI

-anti-physical nonhuman

-anti-kin

-homophobes

-transphobes

-racists

-anti-endo

Basically anyone who hates anyone without a valid reason. You will be blocked. No more time is going to be spent on idiots like this <3

YALL. I FINALLY GOT THEM.

I mean if it wasn’t.. even I wouldn’t be safe sooo..

I better be spoiled. If not I will go feral. /j

“How is it being a canine?? It must be so fun! Wagging your tail, wearing collars-“

One second I want to maul someone’s throat out and then the next I’m just a silly little pup.