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If Technoblade doesn’t break Dream out of jail by tricking Skeppy into doing it for him, I’m becoming a full time Tommy apologist.
SOMEONE SAID IT FINALLY
Just found out that not everybody knows that it was Techno who originally suggested to Philza that Ranboo could live with them, so here’s your casual reminder. (clip). (To see their whole conversation about Ranboo go back to 2:09:40)
This is a very sweet, but also an important moment for c!Techno’s characterization. How he is ready to help, despite still feeling hurt and not wanting to be vulnerable again any time soon. This also makes every instance of Tsundareblade so MUCH better!
Techno getting comfortable in a croissant and some pancakes? Yes. Why not?
Edit: If you find this under the Minecraft tag, sorry, didn’t know that I shouldn’t post it there. I have since removed the tag.
@technothe-pig
I had a Thought about DreamSMP characters (yes it's over now but I still think about it sometimes)
Alternative text:
A graph with an X and Y axis. The left X axis says "You know what they are", the right X axis says "You have no idea what the fuck they are", the upper Y axis says "They explain what they are", the lower Y axis says "They never explain what they are".
Quadrant 2, with "They explain what they are" and "You know what they are", says "Charlie: A slime that gooped its way to the surface over a long period of time."
Quadrant 1, with "They explain what they are" and "You have no idea what the fuck they are", says "Tommy: Lab experiment???"
Quadrant 3, with "They never explain what they are" and "You know what they are", says "Techno: Some sort of pigman."
Quadrant 4, with "They never explain what they are" and "You have no idea what the fuck they are", says "Phil: Had a (human?) child with a Samsung Smart Fridge, might have wings?, wife might be the Goddess of Death??"
Sometimes I fuck myself up thinking about how on the DSMP Technoblade became Ranboo's sensei, and then became (jokingly) distraught because the sensei always dies, and how in real life Ranboo wears the crown because viewers said they sounded like Techno and they said "if the crown fits, wear it" and then the two became friends, with Techno being an experienced streamer/youtuber and Ranboo being extremely new
And then, y'know
The sensei always dies
They're besties your honour I do not know anything about canon
"Stop crying and buy my plushies" I love this man sm
Just for once let me have that red pill
