Clint Barton - Blog Posts

hi im looking for mutuals to talk about marvel with? reblog if you like:

-thorbruce

-tony stark

-guardians of the galaxy!!

-clint barton

-loki

-captain marvel

-venom and venom/eddie

-sambuckysteve (or any ship between the three of them lol)

-really any tony ship?? (except for st*rker bc that is DISGUSTING)

-domestic avengers

-ngl most marvel rare pairs or really any ship i guess? (only if the characters are around the same age please i’m begging you)

i really hope at least one person reblogs this because i would love to talk about marvel with someone!! (except for endgame and infinity war bc they never happened lol) i have a lot more about marvel that i didn’t list bc lets be real, if i listed everything, the list would be a mile long lmao

Some people won’t like my opinion but… FUCK STEVE ROGERS

*DONT TAKE THIS SO PERSONAL ITS MY OPINION OKAY???*

I WOULDVE GONE FERRAL IF I FOUND OUT CAPTAIN AMERICA KNEW ABOUT MY PARENTS DEATH AND PRETENDED AS IF HE DIDNT KNOW. I GET THAT BUCKY WASNT HIMSELF SO HES OFF THE HOOK BUT STILL BEAT.HIS.ASS.BUT STEVE????? HE KNEW. HE FUCKING KNEW HE KNEW SO HE DOESNT HAVE AN EXPLANATION. AND THEN AT THE END IT WAS 2 AGAINST 1 AND THEYRE BOTH SUPER SOLDIERS. TONY ONLY HAD IS HALF FUNCTIONING SUIT AND THEY BOTH HAVE SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR FOR TONY. FUCK CAPTAIN AMERICA. FUCK STEVE. FUCK HIM. AND TONY HAD A WHOLE ASS FAMILY AND DID A SELFLESS ACT AND SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR THE WHOLE GODDAMN UNIVERSE BUT STEVE WAS SELFISH AND LIVED HIS LIFE AND EVEN LEFT HIS BEST FRIEND BEHIND. HE DIDNT DESERVE HIS SO-CALLED HAPPY ENDING WITH PEGGY. TONY DESERVED THAT HE HAD A WHOLE FAMILY YET HE STILL SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR THEM. TONY DESERVED HIS HAPPY ENDING NOT STEVE.

Clint Barton has a bumper sticker that says "Honk all you want, I can't hear you, I'm deaf" no one can change my mind on this

Swoon!  @winterhawkkisses did an adorable story for my prompt.  Isn’t it wonderful?  (If you’re curious, this is the cake.)

I love your stories! Even when they don't have kisses, they brighten my day. Do you take image prompts? I saw a heart&arrow cake on Cake Wrecks and thought, "Bucky would definitely get that for Clint!" I'm torn on whether it would be a joke or an actual attempt at a romantic gesture though. I can't include a link to it here, but it's the last picture on the Feb. 8 post of Cake Wrecks.

“Mmph?” 

“It is Valentine’s day, Clint.” 

Clint attempted to unstick his eyelashes, shuffled his legs up so he was almost kneeling, considered shifting his face away from the pillow and then dismissed the idea. 

“Tony?” 

“I can hear the question, why is there a question? Like you don’t live for my dulcet tones in your -” 

“It’s four in the fuckin’ morning, Tony, what’n the hell’re you -” 

“Okay first, it’s ten, and I don’t want to know what you were doing last night unless pictures are likely to surface. Second, it’s Valentine’s day, and instead of snuggling up to my boo I’ve been called down to security -” 

“How is that my -”

“- because your boyfriend is deeply inappropriate and possibly insane.”

“Boyfriend?” Clint kinda flinched at the word, hard enough that he was scooted forward, further up the bed, hard enough that his skull made noisy contact with the headboard. “Woah, who said boyfriend? I didn’t say boyfriend. Did he say boyfriend?” 

“Oh this is just - this is sad,” Tony said. 

“No, seriously, Tony, did he - ‘cos you shouldn’t just go throwing words like that around, okay?” Mostly Clint had got through this - whatever it was - by not thinking about it too hard. Like if he handled the thought too much he’d smudge it, somehow screw it up. 

“Get down here,” Tony said. 

Clint shuffled out of bed. He stepped into his sneakers, figured the reception staff had seen him in weirder get-ups than the shirt and sweatpants he’d slept in, ran a hand through his hair and squeezed some toothpaste onto his tongue. If he had any say in this he was getting straight back into bed when they were through, so that was as much effort as he was willing to put in. 

“ - sorry, Mr Stark,” someone was saying when Clint pushed open the door to internal security; someone fairly important by the sharp creases in their suit. “Obviously cakes don’t usually have bloodstains, so my crew wanted to be sure -” 

“It’s fine,” Tony said, flapping a hand at them absently. He squinted up at Clint, then gestured at the cake that was sitting in a box on the table. “Seriously?” he said. “This is your type?” 

The cake was in the shape of an anatomical heart, colored like it’d been bled dry with stark red veins scrawled over the surface. Piercing it, at an angle, was one of Clint’s arrows, purple-fletched, and there was dark icing blood spatter covering the baked pillow. 

It was a little terrifying, and a little beautiful, and somehow exactly fuckin’ right. He had no idea what the hell his face was doing, but something in Tony’s expression softened. 

“Maybe you should have the ‘boyfriend’ talk, huh?” he said. 

fake stakeout hater i saw you thoroughly enjoying the company of another man

here’s some fluff winterhawk content

I'd like to thank my older brother for introducing me to this magnificent ship. They give me brainrot.

OMGG I ACTUALLY COLORED AND FINISHED ART WOAH!!!

Anyway, don't ask me what they're saying; I don't know. I wanted it to be like Nat showing her new venom suit to them, but it turned out like this, so I mean it still could be that, but errm. 

I wanted to draw Bucky without his prosthetic, but I was fighting for my life, omgg. I settled for the cut-off at the shoulder, but I don't think he would wear it to bed at all. Same with Clint's aids, but I'm like, if they're supposed to be talking, you gotta wear the aids in bed, baby. I'm so sorry; also, it's just muscle memory to draw them. I should write my disability-related HCS when I have time.

downloading Marvel Rivals as we speak. AS WE SPEAK. So, I might draw fan art. I don't know; the suits are really bulky, but I want to. They look so fine it's unreal. I still have criticisms, even if I think they look hot, but ehh :/

hope everyone is doing well it's been a while!!

Clint: You guys are the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Natasha: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Bucky: I feel sorry for you.

dinner time :)

This joke took me two whole weeks to finish, it was a struggle. Hope it was worth it lmao

bonus

Some winterhawk :)

bugs when you lift up a rock

Hello hawkeye tumblr this is for you

Uhhh

"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

cuddles fix everything

yes hes my comfort character, and yes he does beat the shit out of people. he multitasks idk

Clint: Why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult??? That’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could say to me?? Call me pretty boy. Tell me I’m the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen.

Kate to Natasha over the phone: Yeah, he’s awake. No, the meds have not worn off yet.

Kate: And yes I’m recording.

Clint: I want Bucky to call me pretty.

Kate: OKAY-

My family just saw the Hawkeye advert and my mum goes “isn’t that the arrow” 😭💀

Sorry.

Budapest is actually so beautiful, I wonder what happened there :)

Heroes

Captain America taught me that even if I’m a little, tiny sassy asthmatic shit, I still can be a (super)hero

Ironman taught me that doesn’t matter how deep I will be, the main thing is that I wouldn’t stay here

Black Widow taught me that I can be a bitch who fights as well as men, and yet I can still have feelings (and sometimes not under my control)

Hawkeye taught me that doesn’t matter if I’m weak or broke, what matters are my skills and inteligence

Agent Peggy Carter taught me that even if they think that I’m not good enough to do something, I’m still capable of more than I can ever imagine

James Bucky Barnes taught me that even if I did something bad in my past, it doesn’t define my future

Peter Parker taught me that everybody’s adventure is out here, waiting for all of us to find it

and finally

Stan Lee taught me all these things plus that;

My fantasy is a magical power and I shouldn’t be ashamed to use it

I’m capable of amazing things, all I have to do is to trust to myself

That to be a little weird for others means also that I have so much more joy and hapiness in my life than them.

Okay, a little “out of debate” post today but I just needed to wrote that down.

I'm Keeping It

Hi!!! I love your writing. You aré an amazing writer. Can you do a one shot for the avengers where i just joined the team and they doubt me and tease me because i’m really small like 4'11. But i prove them wrong with my fighting skills ( i’m like black widow ). Thank you so much if you can ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Announcements: Sorry its a little short, but I hope you all enjoy! Warnings: Fight scenes.

“Get down!” You yelled as you tackled Hawkeye to the floor.

“Thanks, kid!” Yelled back as he began shooting off more arrows in the enemy’s direction.

You bit your tongue as you thought about calling him some very rude names. The thing was, you weren’t a ‘kid’, you were just short. Only about 4’ 11’’ and to everyone else it only gave them something to tease about. It also didn’t help very much that you were the newest edition to the Avengers, so it was just comments like, “Do you need help reaching the door handle?” or names like, “Shortstop,” and “Little grasshopper,” it sucked.

You were jolted from your thoughts as the ground near your feet exploded, causing you to take cover once again. The Avengers had gotten a tip that a major weapons deal involving HYDRA would be going on at this location. Good news, the tip was real, bad news, the tip was real and now was shooting in the general direction of your face. You looked around to find the weapon in question but couldn’t see it from your vantage point. Sighing you came up to a crouching position and ran quickly, firing blindly into the direction of the enemy and came to a stop next to more crates. Looking around again, you still didn’t see anything.

Looking down you switched out the magazine of your gun and was about to run to another spot when your eyes landed on the box directly at eye level. It was the symbol for HYDRA.

You chuckled as you said into your earpiece, “Y'know, for a very secret evil organization, you think that they would stop putting their very specific looking logo on everything.”

Someone, you thought Steve, “Like we can talk. Our headquarters in a gigantic ugly tower in the middle of New York with a huge “A” on the front of it.“

"Hey,” replied Tony, “It’s not ugly, its modern and you’re just old.”

“Anywho,” you said before anything went too far, “I think its the weapon. So I’m gonna open it and play with my new toy.”

“Ooh,” Natasha said, “Hopefully its something small so you can actually hold it.”

Again, you had to hold the urge to tell them all to shove it, but you managed. At least you had decency.

You made quick work of the lock on top and opened the case. Inside looked a fairly normal looking gun, except for the fact that parts of it were glowing with a soft red light.

“Oh yeah,” you whispered.

Grabbing it you aimed it at a random villain and pulled the trigger. An almost blinding red light came streaking from the tip and took the henchmen down. Sadly it also took you down with the recoil, making you fall flat on your butt.

Thor came rushing over, “Let me help you, small one.”

“I don’t need help,” you said, as you shot someone sneaking up on the god of thunder.

And all of a sudden, it seemed like it was just you and random targets in the room, shooting everything that moved and wasn’t wearing an outrageous costume. It was just you twirling around the floor like a lethal dancer on stage. And soon, there were no more targets, just you, and then your new teammates peeking carefully out from different points of cover. You could tell from the looks on their faces that some things had changed on their thoughts of you. In that moment, you knew that you had earned your right to respect. No more were the days of constant name calling and condescending tones, today, you were an Avenger.

You grin at their cautious faces, “I’m keeping the gun.”

Quick fic of Phil and May shenanigans

Aw coffee, no

whenever my iced coffee starts to sweat it's like -_- what r u so stressed over . your'e cofe

I cannot tell you how much I NEED THIS FIC!!!

Sorry to disappoint you Marvel but alt!2012 is ours.

It’s the best timeline we fanfic authors could have possibly asked for:

Loki escapes with the Tesseract for parts unknown

Steve learns Bucky is alive two whole years ahead of schedule

Tony now has to rethink keeping the arc reactor in his chest and might get it removed much sooner

Thor, now without Loki, the Tesseract or even the Mind Stone, cannot return to Asgard empty handed, which means he will have no choice but to stay on Earth and bond with the other Avengers while they all search for him

Steve is supposedly loyal to HYDRA, which could lead to important information being slipped to him and speed up Bucky’s rescue

If JARVIS was still uploaded to Stark Tower and keeping tabs on everything like he always is in the IM movies, he more than likely has footage recorded of future!Tony sneaking into the tower and dressing up as a guard, future!Steve entering the tower while Loki is still in custody proving that he wasn’t just Loki in disguise, and Loki grabbing the Tesseract and gtfo'ing outta there

Bruce Banner now has a connection to the Ancient One that he doesn’t know about, and while I’m sure she’ll try to avoid him to preserve the timeline, with how much everything else is changing it’s anyone’s guess as to what happens next

Random street camera footage of two Hulks existing at the same time??? One acting as normal and the other being oddly unenthusiastic about ripping the aliens apart and smashing debris???

The Mind Stone is no longer in HYDRA’s possession, so they can’t use it to experiment on the Maximoffs

With the Loki series still on the horizon and our collective knowledge of what happens in the future movies, the story is now in our hands.

This is literally the timeline of our dreams. I don’t give a shit what the Russos or anyone else at Marvel says: this timeline belongs to the fandom and no one else.

Some of them were interesting to me, so it is very possible that I am writing some of them, they want me to upload them here or in Archive ir our own?

Yelena and Kate prompts because I’m too lazy to write it myself:

So I keep on seeing the same kind of fanfic over and over again which is just Yelena breaking into Kate’s apartment and they hang out or explore New York. Which is okay, but starting to get repetitive.

So why not spice it up a bit with complex stories? With some external problems that they need to deal with?

Feel free to write out these prompts. These could be written as romantic or platonic. Just tag me or send me a link to it so I can read it 😊 and I would appreciate credits for the idea.

1. What if Kate Bishop got brainwashed by Kingpin?

In this story Kingpin somehow had gotten the last Black Widow Mind Control Serum in the world and he used it on Kate. This happens when they fought in that toy store in Episode 6. So during the aftermath, Clint ends up trying to look for Kate now that she’s missing. After discovering that she’s been brainwashed, Clint travels to St. Petersburg to seek for Yelena’s help to cure Kate and free her.

Head canon: Alexei and Melina try to attack him first before Yelena got the chance to explain that Clint wasn’t responsible for Nat’s death.

(I imagined this to have multiple chapters with a strong plot and storyline. Multiple obstacles, with some heartfelt moments)

2. Kate Bishop’s aunt is Valentina (Yelena’s boss)

So a really intense fight leaves Kate and Yelena injured. They both are in need for patching up and the closest place to lay low is Kate’s Aunt’s place. They both spend the night trying to heal each other with ice packs and stitches. Yelena sleeps on the couch but when she wakes up she meets Valentina (Kate’s Aunt). Protecting Kate, Val and Yelena pretend they don’t know each other but when they’re alone they have a conversation about their relationship with Kate. Val warns Yelena to leave Kate alone, but Yelena threatens to tell Kate that her aunt works with killers for hire. Tensions rise unknowingly to Kate. (Tbh I find this more of a dramedy than angst) it would be funny if all three of them have lunch together and Val and Yelena pretend to get along while Kate lies to her aunt that she’s not a superhero.

3. Clint, Natasha, Kate, Yelena - Game Night

Chaotic, fun, comedy one shot. They do pictionary, charades, Uno, Monopoly, Slaps, twister. It’s all fun and games until they get competitive. It’s a family fun night!

4. What if Kate and Yelena gets high and they try to hide it from Natasha and Clint?

Comedy, could be a one shot or a series. It could be accidental or on purpose. But it could take place in any of these situations:

On a mission, Kate was accidentally drugged by an evil scientist but she escapes and she gets super high. She and Yelena try to hide that from Nat and Clint, seeing that this is their first big mission together.

Kate and Yelena are babysitting Clint’s kids but the kids are struggling with getting along with Yelena. So Yelena tries to prove that she’s cool. But then the both find a pot brownie in Cooper’s bedroom. When Clint enters Cooper’s room, in a moment of panic, Yelena shoves the whole brownie in her mouth and ingests it to make sure Cooper doesn’t get in trouble. This earns her a point from Coop. When Clint and Laura leave, Yelena gets incredibly high and Kate has to take care of 1 kid, 2 teenagers, and a high Russian assassin. Great. (Based off B99 Rosa Diaz being high)

They’re all on a mission. And it’s chaotic and funny.

Clint and Nat babysit them while they’re high.

Orrr just twist it up and have Clint and Nat get high. Then Yelena and Kate has to deal with it.

5. Yelena and Kate partner up and try to save Natasha and Clint

Self-explanatory. Could be serious or funny. Or both.

6. All original Avengers turn into toddlers and the New/Young Avengers has to take care of them and try to find a way to get them back as adults.

Yelena taking embarrassing pictures of toddler Natasha. Kate, Lowkey scared to take care of Clint. Peter B. using tiktok or Instagram filters to distract the kids. Bucky and Sam arguing over how to take care of baby supersoldier Steve Rogers. Etc.

7. All New/Young Avengers turn into toddlers and the Avengers has to find a way to turn them back.

I can imagine Natasha having the time of her life with baby Yelena. And Clint is just a tired dad with Kate. Tony stark is trying to be a dad to Peter Parker. Steve doesn’t know what to do with Bucky and Sam. WandaVision are ultimate parents in this, Thor takes care of Loki or whatever, etc. Imagine Scott taking care of his baby daughter again (or even funnier if he had to take care of baby hank LOL). Banner and Dr strange is just so done but they’re trying to find a way to reverse this.

8. Kate and Yelena spy on Natasha and Clint (and fail)

Clint and Natasha have an important meeting and they are trying to convince the Avengers (or the government) to get Kate and Yelena to officially be part of the team. Meanwhile Kate and Yelena try to spy on them through the vents or outside the building’s window. And Clint and Natasha try to make sure that no one looks up or outside. Chaotic, funny. And IT HAS TO END with Yelena and Kate falling into the room with Yelena landing in a perfect pose and Kate lying on the ground Ungracefully.

9. Clint and Natasha spy on Kate and Yelena

This one could be romantic: where Kate and Yelena are on a date. And Clint and Nat are excited for their kiddos; or oblivious it’s a date but curious on why they are acting like that around each other.

This fix could also be platonic: Kate and Yelena have been acting sus and secretive so Nat and Clint try spying on them. Turns out, they just wanna go party at some secret club.

10. Yelena and Kate have a training session together

They spar. Yelena teaches Kate how to use her Widows bites and Kate teaches Yelena archery.

11 . Kate and Yelena swap bodies with Natasha and Clint.

This is because of Dr. strange.

At first it’s fun. Bc Kate as Clint, and Yelena as Natasha, get some Avengers perks: free meals, discounted or free clothes, free cab rides, etc.

Downside: Looking like an avenger means their enemies think you’re the enemy. So Kate and Yelena end up being captured and confronted and fighting some enemy they don’t even know. So they pretend to know this guy, but it ends up in a fight after Kate accidentally insults them.

For Clint as Kate and Natasha as Yelena, they’re enjoying not being noticed. They love the lack of attention. However they can’t get away with things like they used to (like beating up bad guys without getting arrested). They end up looking for Kate as Clint and Yelena as Natasha, and try to rescue them. By the end, they get their bodies back with the help of Dr. strange.

12. What if Yelena and Kate went on Vormir?

- I need a version where Kate sacrifices herself (and brings back Natasha)

- and I need a version where Yelena sacrifices herself (and sees Natasha again)

This whole story goes through the 5 stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance

Either way: there’s a Natasha and Yelena reunion. But Clint is gonna grieve so hard over Kate or Yelena.

13. Clint, Natasha, Kate, Yelena in an escape room. Then went Axe throwing. Then paintball. And to top it off: a Rage Room.

For team bonding, each of them decide what activity to do for the night.

Kate first suggested to do an escape room. At first, Yelena, Nat, and Clint were not really into it. But the more clues they solved, the more excited and invested they became.

Kate is really smart so I feel like she’d be the one who would really solve the clues. (She’s a PI in the comics so)

Yelena tried to play off cool, but she is Lowkey excited to try something remotely normal. She’s the kind of gal who likes fun.

Natasha would point out all the inaccuracies of the theme (let’s say the theme is either a bank heist or a super spy thing)

Clint doesn’t really understand the concept of escape rooms. He keeps suggesting different ways to exit but it’s not part of the room (example: using the vents or breaking the window) so he keeps breaking parts of the room thats not part of the game.

Next, Clint suggests Axe-Throwing, as it’s such an activity that involves aim but it’s really cool. And everyone is into it. Clint never misses. But he got bored so he aims towards the moving objects. Kate misses a couple times but once she hits the target, she doesn’t miss again. Yelena suggests different places to Nat to aim at, and Natasha hits those prompted targets (even if it’s not part of the activity, ex: a sign). Yelena only misses a couple times but is close to the target. She dares Kate to throw an axe to her (since both of them lacks self-preservation), and Yelena promises she’ll catch it. Nat and Clint try to intervene because anyone gets hurt. It’s chaotic and awesome.

Then Nat suggests Painball: I can imagine them going into teams. Either Widows vs Hawkeyes or OG avengers vs new avengers. Or to spice it up Kate/Natasha vs Clint/Yelena. Either way, it involves tactics, strategy, chaos, and competitiveness. It’s last man standing. It also may involve hand-to-hand combat.

Finally, Yelena suggests the last place they go to: a Rage Room. They all have a blast and just smash a bunch of things.

This part must have the line: “I understand why the Hulk loves smashing so much”

They end the night with drinks and laughter.

14. Clint and Natasha time travel to the future to find they’ve been replaced!

So Clint and Natasha (any timeline before Vormir) time travel to the future, and find out that Hawkeye and Widow in the future are Nat’s sister, Yelena, and some rich kid, Kate.

At first they spy on them, but they eventually get caught and meet the future Hawkeye and Widow.