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Chris Hemsworth - Blog Posts
So apparently Chris Hemsworth (George Kirk?) gets straight-up murdered in this installment of the Cadfael Chronicles.
Here’s Some Better Body Goals than Hemsworth
Please stop comparing your body to Chris Hemsworth and the like. That is an extreme example of a lifestyle where an individual not only has the time to work out four hours a day, but also has a personal trainer and enough money to fuel an extreme diet tailored to their body type. It’s unattainable for most people. If you ever want to see what sustainable, healthy, strong, attainable bodies look like for men, I suggest you look at stars and heartthrobs from the sixties and seventies, when no one contoured or surgically tightened their abs. Where animation wasn’t used to beef up super heroes, and stars didn’t have to spend several hours every day working out, they were allowed to be healthy and strong without extreme methods. Here’s some examples!
Davy Jones was a young heartthrob in the 1960s, he was quite the lady killer and as we’ve seen was able to do some impressive yoga moves and such. He had a strong healthy body without the pressure to be “shredded.”
Sean Cassidy was a singer and actor in the 1970s who swooned fans of all ages. He’s a skinnier guy, but toned. His body is an attainable example of a skinny buff.
Bobby Sherman was a star and heartthrob in the 1960s, quite the handsome guy and a good middle weight example.
Hollywood and peoples’ standards seemed to have changed now, and you may feel compelled to slave over a perfectly chiseled Greek body with washboard abs and heart shaped shoulders, however the fans and others have shown that you don’t have to have an unreasonably defined body to be seen as hot and impressive. Here’s some examples from recent TV!
First up Joe Keery. He’s a popular choice for young and old fans of Stranger Things, he said that he didn’t have too much of a set workout routine, just lived a healthy active life, but that hasn’t stopped the fans thirsting after him.
Christian Kane, while this is not his most flattering photo since he’s in the middle of a boxing match on the show, is an extremely attractive man with a strong and powerful body.
Cooper Barns is a comedic star who plays a super hero, and has the body match. However, he is encouraged to have a sustainable diet and exercise routine to eat what he likes as well as doesn’t overclock the hours in the gym.
Now that you’ve seen some examples of strong, healthy bodies, you may have a better idea of what to strive for with your own goals, since these photos and bodies weren’t done with makeup, surgery, or editing touch up.
In media, examples of unhealthy and toxic images crop up everywhere, influencing our idea of a strong, healthy body and what is considered attractive. I encourage you to look to more realistic and unstaged photos (as in not a photo shoot) for better examples of what to strive for.
The Review Of Thor: Ragnorok
Thor: Ragnarok might be the funniest thor movie amongst others. Don’t get me wrong... this is an action-packed film but the hilarious dialogues make#s it a little lighter. The funny comebacks excites because of the characters clashes. We all have seen Thor and Hulk’s being friendemy in the Avengers, that is presents in this film too.
Now, lets come to the story, Our Mighty egoistic hero Thor is on hostage by a new villain Hela. Who is trying to destroy Asgard forever. And to stop her from doing that Thor must trick the big thing with big horns to get out. And when did escape he build his own team including Loki and The Hulk to protect all the Asgardians. But doing that with a sense of humour is what gonna attract the audiences.
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Henley Monday -
Look at that smile plastered on this smug S.O.B. It’s like he’s taunting us. Taunting us to gaze so longingly upon his perfectly formed, truly god-like physique and eyes bluer than the ices of Jotunheim. Dear, dear Chris Hemsworth, we are so blessed by your existence and perfect casting/performance as Thor, God of Thunder.
Henley Monday - New Years Eve 2012 Special
Hey ladies, hey gentleman, it's Ryan Gosling our Patron Saint of Henleys all lit up to bring you happy holiday tidings and wishes for a happy new year ahead of you. Because it's the end of the year, and you've worked so hard to come so far, he thought he'd extend to you a gift. A special mega edition of Henley Monday featuring not just one picture, but SEVEN pictures of SEVEN DIFFERENT MEN in henleys.
HAPPY NEW YEAR LOVE THE MEN OF THE AVENGERS ALL WEARING HENLEYS!!!
Jeremy Renner shooting Cupid's arrow straight through your heart for much love in your year.
The Honorable RDJ smiles down wishes for a prosperous 2013 full of fortune, fame, and delicious shwarma.
Chris Evans stews over the ways he wants to bring peace and goodwill to all here in America and all over the globe.
Giant Chris Hemsworth is tenderly cradling his teensy-tinesy baby girl just as he tenderly cradles your hopes and dreams.
Mark Ruffalo wants you to stand up for something, whether it be for yourself or for the rights of others. Don't get angry, get active!
And finally, Tom Hiddleston, with the help of our dear friend Benedict Cumberbatch, want to remind you to be safe, be great, and be productive in the coming year.
Love to all you out there, and Happy New Year!!!
Predicting the fate of the Avengers - Spoilers below
So I just finished Infinity War and boy did it hurt. A lot. So to make myself feel better and hopefully other fans out there, here is a little list of what I think will happen to my children.
IRON MAN/TONY STARK
Well he surprisingly survived Infinity War against all odds but the chances of him surviving Avengers 4 are slim. Robert Downey Junior has made no official statement of renewing his contract with Marvel so he will most probably bow out of the role in Avengers 4. Whether Marvel kills him off entirely or he retires from the life of Iron Man and is never seen again, maybe start a farm with Pepper. Well I hope for the best but that’s not usually what I get.
CAPTAIN AMERICA/NOMAD/STEVE ROGERS
Another person who surprisingly survived Infinity War. Chances of surviving Avengers 4 are small. Chris Evans has not yet expressed any interest in renewing his contract so it will be likely that Captain America will be killed off in Avengers 4. Whether Bucky or Sam will take up the mantle of Captain America is another question entirely.
THANOS
Hopefully this motherfucker dies because he is a complete asshole and doesn’t deserve life. He will probably die by the end of some big final battle in Avengers 4.
THOR
A survivor of Infinity War who will hopefully not die in Avengers 4. With the huge success of Thor: Ragnarok there might be a chance for a Thor 4 and Chris Hemsworth will be back to reprise his role. That would be the best possible outcome for Thor. His chances of surviving Avengers 4 is probably a tiny bit better than the survival of characters such as Iron Man and Captain America. Also he just got this amazing axe upgrade and it would be a bit of a waste for it to be shown in just 2 movies.
BLACK WIDOW/NATASHA ROMANOFF
A survivor of Infinity War. There is a decent chance that she will die in Avengers 4 but also a decent chance that she will live. Marvel is currently working on a Black Widow movie but whether the events in the movie are going to be before or after the events of Avengers 4 is still unknown.
NEBULA
She’s thankfully alive but it could be due to the role she plays in defeating Thanos in the comics. Hopefully we could see her play her part in Avengers 4 but whether she would survive the ordeal in it is still a question remained unanswered. She should survive as her character has a lot of potential for development especially with Guardians of the Galaxy 3 coming up.
THE HULK/BRUCE BANNER
My boy Bruce is alive. The chances of him surviving Avengers 4 are higher than most of his team. Considering the development The Hulk has gone through in Thor: Ragnarok and Infinity War, his character hopefully won’t come to a close in Avengers 4. The Hulk still has room to develop especially after that whole thing in Infinity War where The Hulk wouldn’t come out to fight.
OKOYE
This badass is thankfully alive and should remain so as we won’t have a general to lead the Dora Milaje with a Black Panther sequel being discussed.
ROCKET RACCOON
My small rabbit survived but at a very great cost. Marvel give him a break already he doesn’t deserve losing everyone. He should be safe for Avengers 4 with Guardians of the Galaxy 3 in the works.
WAR MACHINE/RHODEY
Oh he’s already been through so much thank you Marvel for keeping him alive. He should be safe for Avengers 4. If he survives he’ll be a member of the new Avengers and help fill in Tony’s shoes if he dies.
STAR LORD/PETER QUILL
He’s at the moment dead. Star Lord will most probably be revived as there is a Guardians of the Galaxy 3 scheduled for release in the next few years. He should be alive by the end of Avengers 4.
DOCTOR STRANGE/STEPHEN STRANGE
A dead man. Strange will most probably be revived as there is much room for his character to grow and develop. Strange is also a very powerful character in the MCU so getting rid of him will be a waste. A person like Cumberbatch also brings in a lot of profit due to well Benedict being Benedict and the entire internet absolutely loving him. There was also that cliffhanger at the end of Doctor Strange which could be explored in sequels. He should be alive by the end of Avengers 4.
SPIDERMAN/PETER PARKER
Oh my poor child he was too young. Spiderman will most probably be alive by the end of Avengers 4 as there is the Spiderman sequel being made. Spiderman is also a very new and popular addition to the MCU so killing him in Avengers 4 would be a waste.
SCARLET WITCH/WANDA MAXIMOFF
My poor girl is dead. Scarlet Witch is a very powerful character and has a lot of room to grow and develop. Marvel won’t give up this character with that much potential. She should be safe for Avengers 4.
GAMORA
Oh my poor girl is dead. With a Guardians of the Galaxy in the works, it is uncertain if Gamora will rejoin her family to fight evil ever again. But it is possible that she simply trapped in the Soul Stone as she was necessary for Thanos to obtain it. She could be revived for Avengers 4 but still keep your fingers crossed.
GROOT
How dare they touch my tree. My tree did not deserve that. He should be alive by the end of Avengers 4 due to Guardians of the Galaxy 3 around the corner. Also I just want to see my tree grow.
THE VISION
My baby is dead. He did not deserve that right after he found love. The Mind Stone was ripped from his head killing him but there might be a chance of survival. This depends on how far Shuri got into removing the Mind Stone. If they somehow got the Mind Stone back to Vision that might bring Vision back to life. He probably has a 50/50 chance of being revived by the end of Avengers 4.
WHITE WOLF/WINTER SOLDIER/BUCKY BARNES
I’ve watched him die twice now. Give my boy a break. After the whole finger snap of doom we can assume that he is simply another soul trapped in the Soul Stone. Bucky has gone through a lot of changes and development through his time in the MCU and he should be safe for Avengers 4. Also I just want a Bucky movie Kevin Feige please just give it to us.
MANTIS
My sweet innocent girl just crumpled to ash. She should be alive by the end of Avengers 4 with Guardians of the Galaxy 3 in the works. She is also a very powerful character despite her timid personality. Would be a waste for Marvel to just throw away this character.
LOKI ODINSON
Now there’s lots of theories surrounding Loki’s death which you can find by just scrolling through the Loki tag on tumblr. I am currently in denial myself about his death because I love hime too much. The best possible outcome of this is that he is alive and he goes and leads what remains of Asgard and get a standalone Loki movie. Worst case scenario is that he remains dead forever and Thor is alone without a brother he just got back. Prepare yourself for both.
THE FALCON/SAM WILSON
He dead. Also probably trapped in the Soul Stone but should be alive by the end of Avengers 4. He should also be a part of the new Avengers team after the original ones die/exit.
MARIA HILL
She’s dead but should return by the end of Avengers 4 as she is another soul trapped in the Soul Stone. She should continue to be Nick Fury’s right hand.
BLACK PANTHER/T’CHALLA
How dare they kill my king. Right after we just fall in love with him in Black Panther. He should be alive by the end of Avengers 4 with a Black Panther sequel being discussed. Marvel also wouldn’t end T’Challa’s story after the immense success and impact of Black Panther because that would be the stupidest move made in Marvel history.
HEIMDALL
Poor Heimdall. Didn’t deserve that. Unfortunately I don’t see a return for his character into the MCU after being stabbed like that. You will be missed.
HAWKEYE/CLINT BARTON
Alive? We don’t know after the whole finger snap of doom but seeing as there are a lot of theories surrounding him for Avengers 4 we’ll presume that he is alive. We don’t know the how big of a role he will play in Avengers 4 so it will be hard to tell whether he will survive Avengers 4.
WONG
Alive? I don’t know but he should be as there was that cliffhanger in Doctor Strange and it just wouldn’t be complete without my boy listening to Beyoncé while kicking ass.
ANT MAN/SCOTT LANG
Alive? Don’t know because he wasn’t in the movie. Hopefully he wasn’t a victim of the finger snap of doom because that would suck. There’s also theories of his role in Avengers 4 which relies heavily on his use of the quantum realm. Look it up.
SHURI
Alive? Hopefully she wasn’t a victim of the finger snap of doom. She should have a bigger role in Avengers 4 especially if they plan on bringing Vision back. Hopefully she’ll be safe by the end of Avengers 4 especially with a sequel being discussed.
PEPPER POTTS
Alive? We don’t know if she’s a victim of the finger snap of doom. Hopefully she isn’t because we just her back and Tony would be devastated if she was dead.
Please tell me if I’ve missed anyone because I feel like I did with this gigantic cast.
thanos I swear to god if you lay any of your purple eggplant ugly ass fingers on any of my children i will launch myself into space and fight you myself
The thing is, Thor isn't a person who would abandon his responsibilities as a king or his people after Thor 3. Possibly in Thor 2, sure. He actually mentions that he doesn't want to be a king. But after Thor 3 and Infinity war he's grown, he saw Loki & Heimdall sacrifice themselves so Thor could live. But in all those incidents he wouldn't let him self go just like that. He just wouldn't. Remember when he lost his hammer, father, hair(lol), finds out he had a sister who's really evil and he got casted out as a slave in trash planet? Did he let him self go? NO. Because Thor is someone who continues to walk forward no matter the failures and mistakes he had made. He destroyed his own planet to save the Asgardians and still had hope to carry on. Then in Endgame where Valkyrie, Korg, and the survivors of Asgard returned, he just chucked away his responsibilities and whines about his the one who killed Thanos and blah blah. He's trapped in self misery which is out of the past 10 years of characterisation. He actually doesn't have the reason to give up! Not to mention How Russos used Thor's PTSD as a comic device and fat shamed him the entire movie for the sake of humor
For Bruce Banner, in Infinity War the Russos didn't give any chance for Hulk to actually fight until the end after he got beaten in the first act. I thought there would be an important reason for that which would be explained in Endgame. BUT NOPE. The struggle of Bruce identifying his alter ego is just one and they mixed the two together. We didn't even got to see how the hell did that happen. Russos were like 'here, this is canon accept it even if we showed & explained nothing for you' in our throat. Also, Bruce banner is one of the smartest scientist in the mcu yet he struggles so much on the Quantum realm sutff and in the end, its always Tony Stark who saves the day with Bruce banner not being able to solve anything. I really prefered Whedon's Bruce Banner & Hulk more than Russos'.
For Natasha, I found it really creepy on how Russo brothers kept sacrificing the only female member of the team (Gamora in original GotG, Natasha in original Avengers) for the sake of 'sacrifice the LOVED ones for the sake of greater good' in Vormir. Also it just doesn't make any sense. If they wanted the soul stone then didn't Nebula forewarn them that there should be a LOVING sacrifice? Again, plot hole. Natasha's sacrifice was unnecessary and was just full of plot holes. But then I thought, fine. I guess they're starting to kill off all the original 6 avengers one by one starting with Black widow. But nope, just her and Tony, who got the most screen time and emotional scene with most dramatic exit ever happened in MCU, but not Nat. Didn't you find it odd to see when Steve said Avengers assemble and there was no Black widow? Or the scene where all the female heroes stand and there is no first female superhero in the MCU? Didn't you think that Black widow's death was totally unnecessary and was just wasted as mere plot device? Or she didn't get that grand funeral that Tony got or just NO FUNERAL AT ALL. I mean you can say that 'Oh I'm pretty sure that Nat had her tombstone too and everyone's mourning for her as well!' But did we see that in the movie? NO. It's just Clint and Wanda mentioning her for 3 sec then boom. End of the movie
I agree Joss Whedon was horrible in AoU with her character but I really liked Nat in Avengers 1. And in terms of female characters, at least Whedon didn't make Wanda to wear Corset through out the movie. The suit at the end of AoU had no corset which Russos just ignored... Also he actually cared for Bruce Banner & Hulk which Russos just used him as comical device in IW and Endgame. And Thor... god I just want to cry on how they concluded the story line like this. Tony and Steve had glorified ending but Thor who's the big three of the MCU was just unacceptable
Gosh Avengers Endgame was so bad now I’m starting to want Joss Whedon back
At least Whedon wouldn’t ruin Thor & Banner’s character just like that or he’ll kill off female character so pointlessly… Seriously, there’s so many plot holes in this time travel shit that Russos failed to explain. Are they even the same directors who directed Infinity war???? What the fuck happened?? I think marvel will never be able to surpass Whedon’s Avengers 1. And yes, I am this desperate. It’s like Sherlock season three all over again. Directors starring themselves& their family members in the movie, taking up time and not enough for the actual characters. I didn’t pay to see your face or your children
Let's make Thor 4 and fix everything
Chris & Taika aren't you even mad...? Not even the slightest..? Russos completely ruined what you have built up in Thor Ragnarok. Thor isn't a hero who would dump the people of Asgard just like that. Maybe in Thor 2 but not after all the characterisation that happened in recent years
Just make Thor 4 where Thor drift in the galaxy without any purpose then he starts to search for all the dead Asgardians who have reincarnated and lives human lives after Ragnarok & Infinity war. Just like Journey to the mystery comics back in 2006. Find the warriors, kid Loki and every last Asgardian and comeback to the new Asgard where Valkyrie is and ACTUALLY rebuild the new ASGARDIA THAT FLOATS.
Then they accidently wakes up Jömungard, the midgard serpent, which Thor and the serpent fights the battle, Thor crushes it's head and Thor gets poisoned and die honorably. It'll be so interesting. I can't let go Thor like this where Russos ruined them seriously. TAIKA WAKE UP WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Gosh Avengers Endgame was so bad now I'm starting to want Joss Whedon back
At least Whedon wouldn't ruin Thor & Banner's character just like that or he'll kill off female character so pointlessly... Seriously, there's so many plot holes in this time travel shit that Russos failed to explain. Are they even the same directors who directed Infinity war???? What the fuck happened?? I think marvel will never be able to surpass Whedon's Avengers 1. And yes, I am this desperate. It's like Sherlock season three all over again. Directors starring themselves& their family members in the movie, taking up time and not enough for the actual characters. I didn't pay to see your face or your children
I'll never forgive the Russo brothers on how they ruined Thor's character
But srsly, did Chris Hemsworth fought with the Russo's or something...? They completely demolished what Taika and Chris has built up
If you want me to answer questions from Avengers Endgame feel free to ask me. My answers will be SPOILER FREE
The worst part of the Endgame is that you can see which character the Russo brothers favors and which one they don't
Throughout the movie the directors are busy taking care of the 'certain' characters that they favor the most while just dumping the character storyline for other characters which they clearly don't care about. Some were so out of place and out of character that made me think did they even watch the past movies?????? It's just so carelessly done and just waste them for stupid humor and gags. I can't believe that these 'wasted' characters are just going to be finished like this. Seriously, I didn't spend time and emotions for 10 years for this.
Don't get me wrong, the movie itself is fun and not that bad, but throughout the movie I was keep thinking 'are these the same directors who made ca: winter soldier & infinity war?????'
Just watched Avengers endgame
If you are Thor or Bruce Banner's fan, I highly recommend you to not watch it. Cuz I'm a HUGE Thor fan and I walked out the cinema PISSED AS FUCK HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. Does Russo brothers hate Chris Hemsworth? Or Just the Asgardian characters in general? I mean, WTF they completely erased all the character development that has been built up for past 10 years
Is Thor locked up in a jail cell???
Why does he look like he's locked up in a freezer or smth???? Waiting for the other's decision???? Of course humans can't lock him up with force so did my boy walked in to one due to guilt?? No Steve wouldn't let that happen LET MY BABY BE IN PEACE HE DID NOTHING WRONG
LISTEN TO ME YOU SWEET BOY IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. OK??? THE THINGS HAPPENED IS NOT ON YOU YOU HEAR ME BABY??? I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
Wanda held back Thanos with 5 infinity stones with one hand Thor penetrated through the power of 6 full infinity stones and stabbed Thanos' heart These two are the strongest Avenger
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
When the God of Thunder is way too cute
Asgardian brothers when encountering a Valkyrie
Thor: Heyyy you're a Valkyrie!!! I love Valkyries, I used to want to be one of you!! OMG your my role model
Loki: ? I thought all Valkyries died horribly. Oh wait just let me remind you of some of your worst nightmares
Thor Ragnarok review!
I'm back guys! With NON- SPOILER (maybe minor minor) review of my favourite guys
- This was definitely a THOR movie. God Chris Hemsworth my man, I loved his short hair cut. Also I feel like Thor has the most character development in the entire MCU who actually moves on and goes forward. Honestly, I bet a lot of them thought that Thor is a boring/ stupid avenger who can't do anything without his hammer. This movie slaps their faces. This movie persuaded me why Thor was more appropriate heir to be a King than Loki, not just because he is Odin's true first son. His actions were perfect too. He really shined in this movie
- Loki, my favourite guy since 2011, the one who made me start all this fan- girl things, was also dope. HOWEVER if you guys liked his aura in Thor 1,2, you may feel a bit ???? with the characterisation. Nevertheless, he was still adorable and Tom Hiddleston's suit and costume porno was just .. Wow. Also I liked how Thor and Loki's relationship was developed.
- I was actually worried that Hulk would have big role in the movie but I think it was ok. We can see the mental separation between Bruce Banner and Hulk like in the Hulk comics. Also, Brutasha was kind of my notp in AoU. No hate towards their character though. But I think Taika Watiti produced their relationship more convincingly in this movie than Joss Whedon.
- Hela was DOPE. Some may not be too happy about the reveal, but you know.. its quite impossible to make Hela Loki's daughter in MCU unlike in the mythology. Her actions were great, Cate Blanchett's acting was great too. I think she was one of the best villains made in phase 3 after Vulture in Spiderman Homecoming
- I also liked Valkyrie's drunk character. Also the flashback scene of Hela vs Valkyrie was also just visually stunning. Like straight out of mythology. I actually hoped to get more scenes portrayed like that
- I really loved Heimdall too. He was so righteous, wise, loyal and perfect. I also really loved the scene where Thor and Heimdall communicated at the middle part of the movie
There were quite bait scenes which were different from thentrailer which I also liked. However, I kind of hope that there were a bit of less comedy and more seriousness. Also, I think it would have been better if there were less scenes of the Grandmaster's planet too. Oh, and Taika, why???? The worriors omg... BUT there were a lot of strong female characters.
Anyway, I liked the movie and actually made me fall in love with the Odinson brothers again. It was a 9/10 movie for me
Lastly ONE SPOILER for you guys
THERE WAS NO INFINITY STONE IN THIS MOVIE. Maybe in Black panther?
Thorki summary
Loki: (Does a lot of bad shit) And you're still not going to kill me?
Thor: I said I can't trust you I didn't say I'm going to give up on you
Loki: ...♡