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Chuuya, waisted, through the phone: It gets lonely here. And you know what happens when I'm lonely mackerel?
Dazai:
Chuuya: When I'm lonely I become hungry and when I become hungry I want to choke on that *beep* of yours, *beep* close, then lick all of your *beep* before taking out your *beep* and *beep* with more teeth *beep* until you're screaming *extended beep* like a fucking baby-
Dazai, traumatized: *ends the call, breaks his phone in two, punches the broken phone with a big book multiple times, makes a milkshake with the million little pieces of what remained from the phone and then gives it to Atsushi to drink it*
Dazai: Kissing can burn 26 calories per minute, wanna work out with me?
Chuuya, offended: Are you calling me fat???
BSD Headcanons # whatever
Says Fuck but sparingly: Dazai, Jun’ichiro, Ranpo
Says Fuck all the time: Yosano
Has accidentally said Fuck before and regrets it: Kunikida
Has not said Fuck before but can if so desired: Atsushi, Fukuzawa
Has not said Fuck before and refused to say it: Kyoka, Haruno
Legally can not say Fuck: Kenji
Would have said Fuck but died before saying it: Naomi, Katai
What Me & My Co-Workers Say But As BSD Characters part 3
Louisa: Salutations
Lucy: Konichiwa
Louisa: Oh?* laughs in surprise*
Lucy: Sorry that was the only language in my head
Louisa: *teasing* Fluent
Lucy: *laughs* I know handful but not fluent. Not even English. Native language
Louisa: I’m fluent in gibberish.
Lucy: Ghaklafsjaf
Both: *laughs loudly*
What Me & My Co-Workers Said But As BSD Character part 2
Atsushi: Sometimes when I’m happy, I have this monotone voice trying to sound excited *pushes Dazai’s paper back to his side of the desk*
Kunikida: *not looking up his work* Wow
Atsushi: Other times I have a happy face and sound so monotone or depress *goes back to his work*
Kunikida: *looks up at him, laughing and with a mocking monotone voice* Welcome to the Detective Agency
Atsushi: *pouts* Be happy I’m not killing puppies
Kunikida/Dazai: *Is taken back completely as they burst out laughing* Killing puppies?
What Me & My Co-workers Said But as BSD Characters Part 1
Poe: *working on his new book* Eleven
Ranpo: *snorts* Eleven
Poe: Eleven! *quietly shouts*
Ranpo: *does the same* Eleven!
Both: *breaks into loud laughter*
Karl: *yawns because he’s use to this*
BSD Headcanon
Atsushi will always call Chuuya by his full name the moment his eyes catches sight of him. It stated when they first met in the elevator to see The Boy And His Dog. Since then, no matter where they are or what is going on, Atsushi will always say the other’s full name. He will literally stop in the street or flat out ignore the person he’s having a conversation with just to call out to Chuuya. Over time Chuuya had developed a six sense for it, much to the amusement and annoyance to once Dazai Osamu. (Annoyance due to when Atsushi stops talking to him in mid-sentence and amusement in seeing Chuuya’s full body twitch)
Chuuya: *full body twitch as he’s minding his own business as he walks down the street with a co-worker*
Random Mafia Member: Nakahara-sama?
Chuuya: *closes his eyes and waits for it*
Atsushi: *four feet away on the other side of the street* Chuuya Nakahara?
Chuuya: *pivots and charges towards the other* Stop full naming be goddamnit!
Atsushi: *shrieks and sprints away*
Dazai: *stands there with a frozen smile before zooming after them* Leave my cat alone! Damnit Chibi!
Mafia Member: *is confusion*
