Max: Yuki, please predict what will happen tomorrow. Yuki: 99+ missed phone calls for Horner and Marko. Max: Max: I'll give you my gun.
YES IT'S TRUE THE HONDA HAD A SAY IN DRIVER LINEUPS IN THE PAST. THEY DO NOT HAVE THAT POWER NOW. I WISH SOME PEOPLE WOULD PICK A NARRATIVE AND STICK WITH IT. IF HONDA IS THE ONLY REASON WHY YUKI GOT THE VCARB SEAT, WHY DIDN'T THEY STEP IN AND FORCE REDBULL TO PUT HIM IN A TOP TEAM. IF THEY HAD ENOUGH POWER TO GET HIM ONE SEAT, THEN THEY SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH TO GET HIM ANOTHER RIGHT? NO!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING ABOUT HONDA LIKE THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING HIM A F1 CAREER AND SIMULTANEOUSLY WILL BE THE REASON WHY WHY HIS CAREER MAY GO NOWHERE. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, IS HONDA GOOD FOR YUKI'S CAREER OR NOT!?!?!??!?!?!?
ALSO WHAT SPONSORS DOES LIAM BRING TO THE TABLE? Y'ALL KEEP BRINGING UP YUKI'S SPONSORS SO BRING UP HIS!!!
yuki tsunoda should be allowed to have a gun
they done tuned my driver into a catboy
DID SOMEONE REQUEST TO GIVE YUKI A GUN
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Can't stop laughing at this photo of Alonso waiting for Bortoleto to stop hugging his girlfriend after winning the F2 championship
Hey everyone I'm em, a F1 and excel fan. This season I decided to create a spreadsheet to keep track of various statistics for each race of the season.
I had so much fun doing it this year and I'll definitely be doing it next season (I'm going to try and post each race dashboard as it happens). I'd love to hear what other statistics you want to see for next season as I'm in the process of planning/creating it. At the moment I've planned to add 'how many times they out qualified their teammate'. I'm also hoping to add penalties and weather for each race.
Below are the results from this season. Hope you enjoy 😊
I looked at how many times a driver DNF'd in the race and sprints. I also looked at how many DNFs there were for each race.
Main Points:
Oscar is the only driver (of those who raced in all 24 races) to not DNF - we love a consistent king
Alex had the most with 6 DNFs (thats a quarter of the races 😭), Checo had 5 DNFs and Lance, Lewis, Pierre, and Yuki all had 4 DNFs
Canada was the race that saw the most DNFs (it was a lil wet) with 5
Azerbajan, China, Monaco and Qatar all had 4 DNFs
We did have 3 races on the calendar with 0 DNFs which were Bahrain, Netherlands, and Spain - my question is were these races interesting for you guys?
The driver with the most driver of the days was.... drum roll please..... Lando Norris! He got driver of the day 7 times. Charles Leclerc was a close second with 5 times.
McLaren may have won the most fastest laps thanks to Lando's 6 fastest laps but Red Bull had the most fastest pit stops with 10.
Teams that need to improve their pit stops next year:
Aston Martin
Haas
Mercedes
Williams
Each of these teams didn't get any fastest pit stops
Next year will see the removal of an extra point for fastest lap if you're in the top 10. What are people's thoughts on it? I personally will miss it because why else would you randomly have someone pitting so their rival doesn't get the extra point. I think it's fun and adds to the strategy aspect of it.
I'm open to thoughts and discussions about this or anything F1. My inbox is always open 😊 thank you for getting this far!
i miss them already
YUKI TSUNODA | Post-season testing, Abu Dhabi 2024
I was catching up on after race interviews and apparently Hulu thought there was a beaver on the track. 🤣🤣
For context Alex Albons mirror fell off and when the team told him he heard beaver and not mirror so the entire time he was racing he was looking for and thinking about the said beaver.
Oh the plights of being an English as a second language learner... Though not homophones, I can understand why he misunderstood the message, I too would think a mirror is a beaver if my engineer has a heavy accent and the speaker quality on the radio is shabby while I'm driving at 372 km/h
#new polar bear in arlington texas just dropped @newbromantics
me & who
The princess and the knight
Source: ins @ visacashapprb
me in vc: "bro imagine being stuck between two Saubers in 2024. if I was Yuki I'd be fuming rn"
Yuki:
not to say he's predictable but.... fork found in kitchen
We got 7 different multiple winners
You know what that means?
That now we need Zhou Guanyu to win last 2 races and join the club 😍
VCARB admin: Tell us your least favorite F1 driver
George: Ohhhh… I can’t! 🙂↔️
Charles: That’s so rude!😦
Yuki: (no mercy) Liam Lawson 😑
Source: ins@ visacashapprb
When it comes to lovingly bullying Liam, Yuki has no hesitation😭 but don’t forget when cooking Yuki will also draw a big heart with Liam’s name on the omelette rice —
Obsessed w Yuki's suit here omg
Fits him sooo perfect
Okay, boyfriends
the yuki-liam dynamic is hilarious to me. they're bros, but not in a 'we're such close friends we consider each other family' way, in a 'you're so annoying and i would never choose to hang out with you but i guess let's not fight while mum and dad (horner and marko) are watching' way
summary: guanyu being down bad and obsessive ( in a healthy way! ) for his lover
warnings: jokes about zhou 💀 himself
pairing: fem! reader x zhou guanyu
genre: fluff, texting au, established relationship
author note: wasn’t going to post this so earlier but after the news? let’s cry together.
( second ) authors note: inspiration behind this. might do a kimi version?
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this man.
this man right here ^. him. He.
let me tell you about why redbull are fucking idiots for signing sergio perez over him.
in 2023, sergio perez scored 285 points of redbull's 860 for the season. His teammate, max verstappen, scored 575. The team in second place, mercedes, finished with 409 points, meaning redbull could have won both championships without checo.
meanwhile, VCARB, (alphatauri at the time) finished 8th in the constructors with 25 points. Yuki tsunoda scored 17 of them. The team in 9th, alfa romeo, scored 16, meaning yuki's points alone could have secured their place in the constructors championship.
in 2024, yuki tsunoda has made 11 Q3 appearances in 22 races, with 7 q2 and 4 q1 appearances. Meanwhile, sergio perez has had 13 q3 appearances, 3 q2 appearances and 6 q1 appearances. his teammate max verstappen, has only failed to reach q3 twice.
Max has scored 403 points of redbull's 555, with sergio only scoring 152. Meanwhile, yuki tsunoda has scored 30 of VCARB's 46.
Yuki tsunoda has also outqualified sergio perez on 9 different occasions this season, including when he qualified P3 in brazil.
goat.
A short story:
Pierre: "No power"
Engineer: "You're fine"
Pierre: "N̵͉͕̙̮͈͎̦͚̺̰̭̺̘̉̔ͅƠ̵̢̧͖͕̳̣͕̘̰ͅͅ ̴̯̳̺͕̿̚P̸̧͈̟̺̩͚̤̠̹̻̫͒̊͛̋̅͋̓̆͂̿̍̀̈͘Ơ̸̡̢͎̳̥̣̺̤͇̼̠̗̗̑̎͊̀́͒̽͑̈́͠͝͠Ẁ̵̟̲͈͚̥̯̬̖̗͊̈̀̉̊́̈̆͘̕Ȩ̴̪̝͍͎̑̚ͅR̵̢̻͍̠͗̋̎̑̈́̀́͒̚̕͠"
*engine explodes*
US border customs almost denying Yuki entry into the country and interrogating him for 2-3 hours is fucking insane-Mind you he's a Japanese citizen with a clearance for US travel and entered the country multiple times this year for other events. And then not letting him call the team or F1 officials to prove his reasons for entry.
Ban US races on god.
C44 damaged my favs' career, so I drew them butchering the car🪓The BGM I used is Butcher Vanity.
Here are the work I used in the vid.
have you guys met my favorite f1 driver liam lawson?
a smile worthy of p1!