"to Smithereens" Is One Of The Worst Things To Be Blown To. Right Up There With Weezer

Let's be a medieval manuscript with mama

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to life this far west holy shitttttttttt

Another one thank you

here is how hildegard von bingen can still be pope

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

Outfits - Poppy Liu as Kiki in HACKS

Today's Card Is: Run Away Together