Latest Posts by urfriendlywitch - Page 2

It’s 3:00 in the morning where I am…

Peter: Hi

[Everyone’s ready to attack him]

Peter: Whoa, whoa, guys I’m a hero too!

Quill: What kind of hero are you?

Thor: Do you have a magic hammer?

Peter: No

Strange: Magic hands?

Peter: No

Captain America: Are you a world war 2 veteran that got genetic modified?

Peter: No

Bucky: Do you have a metal arm?

Peter: No

Loki: a god?

Peter: No

Tony: Kidnapped or enslaved?

Peter: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Mom: Are you still gay?

Me: No, but I'm still Bi.

Mom: So you're gay and lesbian.

Me: what

Tony: I am, what the kids call, full of anxiety.

Peter: Are you alright Mr. Stark, Sir?

logic???

okay but how did Peter, Tony and Strange understand Drax an Mantis when they met on titan? Like it makes no sense. It's not like everyone in the entire universe speaks englisch so the guardians must have some technology that makes them understand every language, but Tony, Peter and Strange don't have that.

I can totally understand that they could understand Quill since he is from earth himself. Maybe he never stopped talking in englisch, but Drax and Mantis must have a different language that everyone else doesn't understand, but yet they do understand what they say?

Marvel please explain

Steve and Tony reuniting in Avengers 4;

Steve: It's been a long tim-

Tony: Shut up asshole. I just lost my futer husband and my son.

Steve: I'm so sorr-

Tony: Are you trying to tell me I'm a bad mother?

Steve: No I-

Tony: I AM THE BEST FUCKING MOTHER IN EXISTANCE FUCKING WATCH ME KILLING THANOS FOR TAKING MY FAMILY!!!

Dear Russo Brothers

THOR NEEDS HIS BROTHER

GIVE HIM BACK HIS LOKI

Sincerely,

EVERYONE

Loki: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down im a good person *stabs thor* and even deeper im a bigger asshole

Loki: so how’s the prettiest person in the galaxy doing?

You: *barley spares a glance*

You: *casually* I don’t know, how are you?

Loki:

Loki: *voice cracks* I’m fine