Sitting While Another Person Is In The Room With Me Is So Awkward, Like What Do I Do? Do I Stand Up?

same same same same same same

logic???

okay but how did Peter, Tony and Strange understand Drax an Mantis when they met on titan? Like it makes no sense. It's not like everyone in the entire universe speaks englisch so the guardians must have some technology that makes them understand every language, but Tony, Peter and Strange don't have that.

I can totally understand that they could understand Quill since he is from earth himself. Maybe he never stopped talking in englisch, but Drax and Mantis must have a different language that everyone else doesn't understand, but yet they do understand what they say?

Marvel please explain

"If his hair is white or gray, you can guess, he's hella gay."

I think the creators of our fav shows know about the theories. I think they just want to fuck with us

Lance:*acts like he just woke up* Oh sorry, I probably fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich.

Keith: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Just because the show is over doesn't mean I'm over it

Steve, post IW: *climbing into dryer* I am disgusted? I’m revolted? I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?

Loki: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down im a good person *stabs thor* and even deeper im a bigger asshole

Mom: Are you still gay?

Me: No, but I'm still Bi.

Mom: So you're gay and lesbian.

Me: what