She’s on vacation
i will raise my children traditionally
the oldest will have a ruinous military career and develop a tendency to recklessness, alcoholism and anger management issues the middle one will be a brilliant student with strong atheist inclinations and casual demonic hallucinations the youngest will be an angel prone to hysteria turned tsaricide by circumstances
She’s on vacation
kristen stream is absolutely hilarious in context. the goddess of death possesses her husband's body, gets wasted, gets sensory overload from being in the mortal world, complains about the biome her husband lives in, wanders in circles for half an hour looking for a beach while crows yell conflicting directions trying to help, goes swimming in the country of her husband's friend's enemy, and almost dies by jumping off a building. she then peaces out by leaving his body in the grave of his son's country. 10/10 best lore stream ever
or alternatively, purple hyacinths and white tulips
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When I said "At this point I am just straight up writing fanfiction," this is the post I was talking about.
It sucks when people assume that you’ll always be there to save the world.
queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey
Okay, but Present Mic seems like the kind of Hero who would be really interactive with his own fanbase. Like, this man totally has TikTok & YouTube accounts and takes requests on things to scream or trends to do. He knows people make edits of his fights and he'll occasionally comment encouragement on some, and he probably answers fan mail & shows off fanart he's received sometimes because he knows it means a lot to his fans.
And he has absolutely busted down the door to whatever room Aizawa's in, laughing his head off, and forced Aizawa to read some Present Mic x Reader fanfiction he found.
not to be boring but I like when evil characters…. well not become “redeemed,” more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.
grow up with me
i think a society failed its youth if they feel old (derogatory) at 20
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
oh to be a citizen in a whimsical fantasy world where you get to benefit from all the cool shit but dont have to get involved in the world ending plot cus youre not the protag ur just some fuckin guy who runs a stall selling silly little trinkets and travels around the region on griffinback or whatever the fuck
grow up with me
The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs
Jaskier and Geralt modern AU, kinda magical realism one in my mind, like there are still monsters for the Witcher to kill but they can go to mcdonalds afterwards also Jaskier outfit is heavily inspired by gucci
and for the @geraskierholidayexchange !! my giftee is @beckettillustrations who wanted some reverse!au with witcher jaskier <3 i had SO much fun with this and i hope you guys love it as much as i do
USMC Cpl Philip Hazeley sips hot cocoa on a M88A2 Hercules in Iraq, 3/24/2003, NARA ID 6651524.
By Miriam Kleiman, Public Affairs
Hershey's Story of Cocoa, NARA ID 18558585.
Did you know...? *Cocoa's a HEALTH FOOD! *Manufacturing cocoa was a WWI "War Industry"?
NARA IDs L: 76048733, R: from Hersheys, 18558585.
Industries of War - Cocoa, Brooklyn, NY, 10/17/1918, NARA IDs 31487955, 31486490.
Label for Hershey's Velvetier Cocoa, NARA ID 18558595. "Made by a process which increases the Mineral Constituents 2.7 percent."
hello Mr. Gaiman! would you please tell my depression to fuck off?
I can try.
Dear Depression, please fuck off. Begin by fucking off, continue to fuck off, and about the point where you think perhaps it's time to stop fucking off and come back, then just fuck off some more.