Dnp Tours + Motifs

happy october 19 to best friends, arch enemies, husbands, business partners, partners in crime, soul mates, just mates and who the fuck knows only

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

i need to study their dna there's no way these are the same people

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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DAN AND PHIL - THE TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR

TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME danandphiltour.com

trying so hard to resist the urge to go back to sleep to pass time to see if dip n pip upload

I know, I know I’m hilarious

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world