The Actual Reason Theyre Not Gonna Play The Ultimate Date Night Game Is Frankly None Of The Questions

the actual reason theyre not gonna play the ultimate date night game is frankly none of the questions are new information. "who's most likely to audition for a reality show" idk ask mr gnu over there. "tell your partner your honest first opinion" blah blah poundland anthony padilla etc. "who initiated the first kiss"well. "what mannerisms do they have that you notice" he'll bring up tongue laugh and claw thing. and et cetera et cetera

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4 years ago

a month ๐Ÿ“… without ๐Ÿ˜ถ uploading ๐Ÿ“ค he ๐Ÿ‘ฆ comes back ๐Ÿ”™ with a tag ๐Ÿ”– (whoo) that no โ›” one 1๏ธโƒฃ even ๐ŸŒ† tagged ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ him in heโ€™s ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ not ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ a challenge ๐Ÿค” to drag ๐Ÿฒ (ouch๐Ÿฅ) so prepare ๐Ÿ™ˆ for an attack โš ๏ธ and by ๐Ÿ‘‹ that i mean ๐Ÿ‘– cringe ๐Ÿ˜ฌ (cringe) cause this ๐Ÿ‘ˆ motherfuckerโ€™s ๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅต โ€˜bout to get dragged ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ‰ by his fringe ๐Ÿฆฑ first ๐Ÿฅ‡ things first, youโ€™re freakishly ๐Ÿฆ‰ tall ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ itโ€™s weird ๐Ÿ†’๏ธ you loo ๐Ÿ‘ like a noodle ๐Ÿœ (trueโœ”) youโ€™ve got hair๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ that was ๐Ÿ—‘ cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž in 2007 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ and wet ๐Ÿ’ฆ you just look ๐Ÿ‘€ like a poodle ๐Ÿฉ (hobbit) throw ๐Ÿšฎ in a really annoying ๐Ÿ˜’ posh ๐Ÿง voice ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ”‡ and, yup ๐Ÿ‘, thatโ€™s dan (posh) youโ€™re what ๐Ÿ˜ฏ would happen if winnie ๐Ÿฏ the pooh ๐Ÿงธ fucked ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ slenderman ๐Ÿ‘ป you procrastinate โณ making ๐ŸŽจ videos ๐ŸŽฅ, cause being judged ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ is scary ๐Ÿ˜จ? (ooh) youโ€™re so close ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿšช to being forgotten ๐Ÿ˜“, the hateโ€™s ๐Ÿ–• imaginary ๐Ÿ’ญ (whoa) the only reason ๐Ÿ“–you get ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ views ๐ŸŽ‘๐Ÿ“ˆ is youโ€™re another ๐Ÿ˜ช white โฌœ guy ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ that people ๐Ÿ‘ฅ ship ๐Ÿšขwith his friend ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ cause they think ๐Ÿค” itโ€™s kawaii ๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŒˆ oh reasons ๐Ÿ“š why danโ€™s a fail โŒ (yay!) iโ€™ll give you some ๐Ÿ”ฒ you never ๐Ÿ“ต tweet ๐Ÿฆ, you overeat ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿด, all ๐Ÿท you do is cry ๐Ÿ˜ญ and sleep ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ด your jokes ๐Ÿ˜œ are shitposts ๐Ÿƒ and memes ๐Ÿคก with no originality ๐Ÿงญ (uh huh) your familyโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ sad ๐Ÿ˜” you flopped ๐Ÿ’พ your law ๐Ÿ”จ degree ๐ŸŽ“ at university ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿซ and anything ๐ŸŽ– embarrassing ๐Ÿ˜ณ thatโ€™s from your past ๐Ÿ you just delete โž– you were vegan ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ— for like three 3๏ธโƒฃ weeks, then what, you missed โ˜น the meat ๐Ÿฅฉ? (milk ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅ›) wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎ, iโ€™m so impressed by your clear โšช๐Ÿšฑ moral ๐Ÿ‘‘ integrity ๐Ÿงฉ! you try ๐Ÿ‘โœ” so hard ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ to be peaceful โ˜ฎ๐Ÿ•Š and diplomatic โœŒ๐Ÿณ but canโ€™t ๐Ÿˆ make toast ๐Ÿž without tumblr ๐Ÿฅƒ saying youโ€™re problematic ๐Ÿ“› (boo, oh) i could go ๐ŸŽ  on thereโ€™s more ๐Ÿ“ณ if i check โœ… thereโ€™s more things ๐Ÿ“ on this list ๐Ÿ“œ than chins ๐Ÿค” on your neck ๐Ÿงฃ on your birthday ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ you joked ๐Ÿคฃ you were a quarter ๐ŸŒ› way to death โšฐ a 100 ๐Ÿ’ฏ? yeah, when getting ๐Ÿ‚ out ๐Ÿ“ค of bed ๐Ÿ›Œ makes you out of breath ๐ŸŒฌ? (real) so your celebrity ๐Ÿฅณ crush ๐Ÿฅฐ was j-law โš– but ๐Ÿ‘ now โ“ itโ€™s evan p.? (mhmm) what ๐Ÿ†˜๏ธ the fuck even ๐ŸŒƒ is your sexuality ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ? itโ€™s hard โ›‘ to put you in a box ๐Ÿ“ฆ when you keep ๐Ÿ”‘ it so blurry ๐Ÿฅถ (what is it) i think โœ– itโ€™s just to hide ๐Ÿ™ˆ that youโ€™re secretly ๐Ÿคญ a furry ๐Ÿฆ– iโ€™m-iโ€™m joking ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿคด obviously ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ okay ๐Ÿ†—๏ธ that went deep ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™€๏ธโ€ฆ repress ๐Ÿ˜ž it? yup ๐Ÿ™ƒ! before ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ i start โญ crying ๐Ÿ˜ข letโ€™s wrap ๐ŸŒฏ this shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ up โฌ†๏ธ iโ€™m gonna ๐Ÿš˜ go and masturbate ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ†, then cry ๐Ÿ˜ฟ into ๐Ÿฅด a slice ๐Ÿ‰ of pizza ๐Ÿ• (feelings ๐Ÿค’) shout ๐Ÿ“ฃ out ๐Ÿ”ณ to the other youtubers โ–ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ especially ๐Ÿ‘“ ryan higa ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆณ (jerk ๐Ÿคฌ) a cringe ๐Ÿ‘ƒ compilation ๐Ÿ–‡ mixed ๐Ÿ” with cultural ๐Ÿงซ appropriation met ๐Ÿค˜ with no ๐Ÿšซ depreciation itโ€™s the youtube ๐Ÿ”ฅ nation ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ click โฐ subscribe ๐Ÿš‡ , if you ๐Ÿ‘‡ wanna ๐Ÿ watch โŒš 4 4๏ธโƒฃ videos ๐Ÿ“ผ a year ๐ŸŽ†! (or 3) to see ๐Ÿ‘€ my last โฎ one (from 10 ๐Ÿ•ฅ years ๐Ÿ˜‚ ago ๐Ÿ”™), just click โ˜๏ธ over ๐Ÿ”ž here ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ (fail โŒ) so leave ๐Ÿ a comment โ˜„๐ŸŽญ with your reaction ๐Ÿšœ, you can ๐Ÿฅซ call ๐Ÿ“ž me a liar ๐Ÿคฅ cause you ๐Ÿ‘† just โ™Ž witnessed ๐Ÿ˜ต the roast ๐Ÿ— of danisnotonfire ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ฅ [sobbing ๐Ÿ˜ญ]

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11 months ago

the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids

3 months ago

For #titsnacks I've got blue jellybeans (for the aesthetic), ranch pringles (for the metaphor), and twinkies (for the twinks)

true love is sacrificing your birthday cake being chocolate for your partners health and then immediately making him drink the most disgusting concoction of soup and licorice water for a gaming video

3 months ago
See You Back On The Internet Dan And Phil
See You Back On The Internet Dan And Phil
See You Back On The Internet Dan And Phil

see you back on the internet dan and phil

5 months ago
Previously On Dan And Phil: 2016 โ†ณ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]
Previously On Dan And Phil: 2016 โ†ณ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]
Previously On Dan And Phil: 2016 โ†ณ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]
Previously On Dan And Phil: 2016 โ†ณ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]
Previously On Dan And Phil: 2016 โ†ณ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]
Previously On Dan And Phil: 2016 โ†ณ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]
Previously On Dan And Phil: 2016 โ†ณ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]
Previously On Dan And Phil: 2016 โ†ณ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]
Previously On Dan And Phil: 2016 โ†ณ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]

Previously on Dan and Phil: 2016 โ†ณ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]

the fact that phil thought dan doing a lil twerky dance because he was excited to see what phil was showing him was normal really says something about him and their relationship

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