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And all of John’s wife/gf died too

“Every woman who sleeps with Sam dies”. Well, all of Dean’s boyfriends are dead too.

Guys I woke up with a headache today

Like fully rested

Completely hydrated

well feed

Wtf as I missing to live in peace ??? 

When you put like this, that’s so me core

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

Hey so when is the stranger things trailer gonna drop ??

Can the bylers please let me know the newest date, I need to feel something again

Taylor Swift on The Eras Tour / July 7 / Kansas City, Missouri

hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

wait kids need ai to make their favorite characters talk??? they can't just do that in their heads normal style?? what happened to making your favorite characters kiss by making little videos in your head and projecting it into your psyche cinema style before bedtime

Using tumblr in public is so embarrassing

Like I’m in the break room and people are walking behind me

And my screen is

3 gifs of sam smiling

Suggestive gay fan art

A text post about how gay Bucky is for Sam

Straight up horny gay fan art

Weird porn bot ad

Like I don’t need or want my co workers to know me like that but one glance and they will

Nooo that’s just who he is

Is Bucky being moody the whole movie a sign of Sambucky divorce?

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....

Its been a long, long time

Do you ever think maybe Dean Winchester did

I was made to sit in the sun

It wasn’t sunny today

I had to sit inside and read

But yesterday i got to sit outside in the sun and read

Do you see my problem ??

Do you feel my angry ???

I was made to sit in the sun but I was born in November

There is a chemical typo in my DNA

I was made to sit in the sun !!!!!

It was such an insane choice for Caroline’s GAY dad to CONSTANTLY believe in conversion therapy

Like my dude …. You grew up in a small town in the 90s/80s and you’re gay …

And YOURE going on about the

“powers of the mind”

BITCH you are trying to pray the gay away on a VAMPIRE a fucking HYBRID

This is PEAK internalized homophobia

:(

They should invent a stress that doesn’t cause headaches

they should invent a stress that doesn't make your face break out and your hair fall out and your allergies act up

Does your life suck or

Are you hungry

Is it past 10 pm

Has it been more than 3 days since you last watch How to lose a guy in 10 days

If yes to any of the above, fix one and all will be better

in a world where sam and bucky live together bucky accidentally finds sam’s red yarn and push pin board in his closet with bucky’s face in the middle and then yarn going to every place sam THOUGHT bucky was at when he was searching for him in 2014-2016 and sam’s basically forgotten about it until one day he wakes up and goes into the kitchen and it’s hung up on the goddamn wall and each place is labeled with tiny sticky notes that have either a check or an x that bucky put there bc he scored how often sam was correct

I’m on season one of vampire diaries but I love Caroline. She’s just a girl and I feel like people forget that, she is the only one out of Bonnie, herself and Elena who is currently unaware of vampires and still living life as a regular high schooler would.

People think she is shallow and she is but she’s also 17. I feel like she has a lot of reasons why she acts the way she does as most of it is because of insecurity, and honestly I feel like she has some legitimate reasons to be insecure. She’s obviously the odd one out in the trio, Matt still obviously has feels for Elana, she was Damon’s second choice as well. And when she brings it up to people they all act like she is crazy and flips the issue on her. Furthermore on top of having little/bad support from her friend group, it is also clear that she doesn’t feel like she can confine in her mom and she doesn’t see her dads often.

So essentially she is alone, all of her friends have less time for her, and are becoming more withdrawn from the things they all used to do together (like cheerleading); also while all her friends do have bigger shit to deal with then the high school drama Caroline is concerned with, Caroline has no idea about said bigger shit and probably feels like her friends are pulling away for no reason other than no longer liking her.

I just feel like her character has the potential to grow into such an amazing, smart and confident person and if they let her be this insecure 17 year old, who is unwilling stuck in a constant battle for everyone’s attention forever I’m going to lose my shit.

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

If anyone over here is reading my fnc soulmate fic just want yall to know I’m not dead just busy. Ya girls the lead in a musical so I’m learning lines instead of writing for this…

But I have been thinking up some horrible fantastic new ideas.

So yeah. Probably no chapter till the end of March cus I am simply busy.

This may be an already agreed upon thing because I fear my reasons are very obvious BUT

In my head act one of epic ends with Thunder Bringer, which means act two would open with legendary.

This would make act one about five songs longer than act two but I believe that those songs are a perfect point to spilt the story.

For starters 

Thunder Bringer: ends on a great cliff hanger. The whole crew is dead. Odyssey is left on a random island. But more importantly it is the climax of his character development. All of “act one” he is wrestling with doing all it takes to get himself home, while trying to be a good person/captain. So to end “act one” with Odyssey sacrificing what’s left of his crew would be so perfect because it would be the answer to the question of “when does a man become a monster” which he has been asking since the beginning!!!

Legendary: This song is so different from not only Thunder Bringer but all of “act one” songs. It’s so much lighter than damn near everything they would’ve heard thus far. Of course there is the overarching theme of worry/longing but at the core it a kid wanting to be like his dad. Introducing a new perspective, showing how Ithaca has changed in the last 20 years, leaving the audience worried about what happened to Ody, perfect way to start act two!

Also intermission would be the ten year time skip between the two songs

Y’all. You guys. I’m sobbing over this lyric from I can’t help but wonder

“Used to say I’d capture wind and sky for you”

Because like. HE LITERALLY DID! HE CAPTURED A STORM & HARNESSED THE WINDS THEMSELVES TO GET BACK HOME! I AM FUCKING ILL

My ideal version of a stage production of EPIC: The Musical has Hermes in heelys with wings on them.

Like ig if you wanted to go high production you could rig him up like Peter Pan and have him fly around but heelys.

And that should be saved for Aeolus.

Alternatively you could go straight roller skates/blades but I think the surprise factor of heelys is better

May I just say it is so delicious how Odyssey’s and Athena’s character arc are the inverse of each other but still the result of missing but more importantly loving a person. I just really love when media take the phrase “to be loved is to be changed” and runs with it.

And their characters arcs do such a fantastic job of illustrating that. Also the fact that the change happened when they were without the physical presence of the people they love, it just further drives home the point that loves changes a person and that epic (the odyssey in general but Ik more about epic so we’re focusing on that) is a love story.

Ody going from “no dying on me now” to “but we’ll die. - I know” basically a full 180 from who he was, showing what desperation and longing does to a person in love. Sure he becomes a monster but he gets home so the ends justify the means

And then there is Athena

Athena who is unaware of how close she has truly grown to ody, and how much love she holds for him, leaves him without a second a thought but in those ten years away from him, she also does a full 180 on who she was. Appearing to Telemachus as a more open and vulnerable person because of the love she discovered she had for ody while they were apart. 

Like it’s just so good! And when they do come together and reveal how love has changed them for good and bad. Neither really ask the other to go back to who they were, Athena kinda does but she understands so fast that he can’t because she can’t go back to who she was either.

Like these two friends who have known each other for so long are able to look at eachother and see a completely different person and be like yes love irrevocably changed you and I don’t fully know you now but that’s okay because love changed me too. So they sit in contempt and it’s just so nice!!

I hope this makes sense but I just really love how their characters arcs are the opposite but still caused by the same force.

So I help teach Sunday school to kindergarteners at my church and I just wanna know WHICH ONE OF YALLS ICE SKATER AU FANART MADE IT INTO A GAME ABOUT MAKING GOOD CHOICES ?????

for reference this was the fanart

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

Friendship is so weird like a month ago I saw pasta and thought mmm pasta now I see pasta and think mmmm pasta, how tummy buddy life

Which weird as fuck to the average Joe except now thats not even a thing anymore so I’m going to a tummy buddy life pasta memorial