Soup But You Replace The Soup With Ketchup

I am funny man

bro...I’m 100% straight bro...what do you think you’re doing with those perfectly kissable lips bro...

due to personal reasons I will be

holy shit more like

divine doodoo

the v in vtuber stands for vore

animal crossing but it’s just people in fur suits.

in the mood to write poetry in a notebook while holding a ball python in my left hand.

people who claim that they are “entitled to their opinion” often fail to remember that that rule applies both ways.

sure, you’re welcome to say what you want, but if I think your opinion is shit and I don’t like it I also have a right to call you out on it. 

cashier: that’ll be $5.67

me: *pulls out kangaroo and reaches into pouch* *pulls out cash* shit sorry dude I’ve only $6, you’ve got change, right

cashier: wtf

kangaroo: where is Australia