☆ Ivy ☆ She/her ☆ 🏎💨¹ ¹⁸
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y’all want a Dutch Lion but the moment he shows teeth you’re scandalized. Weak sauce.
What central truth you dumbass that he was upset? Because they certainly denied your fit of rage story that you made up in your creepy little mind
You and another journalist you can't even mention to heighten your nowhere to be found "credibility"
But honestly the worst of this is genuinely this part
You wonder why he isn't communicative? It's because of people like you you fucktard
everybody seems to forget about that
Thank you to op!!! 🫶
that article is purely based on rumours and reported as facts. The events outlined in it are completely contradicted by official FIA documents.
according to Benson Lance lost his temper once out of the car at the end of Q2 and started throwing shit around and yelling at team members, and it's implied that's how he 're-injured' his hand however the anonymous source refutes this.
HOWEVER, this was in the middle of quali, while the pitlane was crawling with cameras, both for TV and photography, and not a single one caught a glimpse of anything, considering one of the home drivers was in the same space there'd be plenty of cameras in the area. One would think a driver absolutely losing the plot in a garage would attract quite a bit of attention, and yet nothing.
On top of that, because Lance was called to the stewards for the post-quali procedure infringements the team had to supply the FIA with the internal garage footage to prove that lance A. wasn't shoving weights into his socks to cheat the weight and more importantly B. actually suffering a medical issue and headed off to the doctor as he claimed. The FIA viewed this footage and deemed it to be completely in line with what Aston Martin and Lance reported to them, their only criticism being that the team did not inform them it was a medical issue quickly enough (an absolutely valid critic)
IF in fact Lance had thrown a temper tantrum in the garage before leaving for the team doctor it would have been in that footage, and we know from 2023 that the FIA will intervene in such cases and summon the drivers for unacceptable behaviour. This has not happened in this instance, the FIA made no mention of anything like it in their document explaining Lance's absence.
What is the most frustrating thing about it all is that despite this evidence people will believe an article written by a 'journalist', with a long reputation for being unreliable, that has no solid sources, no evidence, and is actually contradicted by official documents. They'll use it to direct more hate towards Lance and call for him to banned, dropped, replaced or worse. Sensationalism and rumour will win out over common sense.
NOOOOOOOOOO😔😔😔😔
I see no difference. The resemblance is uncanny.
okay either theyre getting ready to do a hard launch or theyve realized that they enjoy fucking with us and either way im scared
gonna have a phanic attack
Is anyone else getting a weird sense of anxiety because of whatever the hell Dan and phil are up to??? Somethings coming, they're building up to something, but what?
I take this back. I was very very very wrong.
Dan and phil are just going to let us sit and suffer today while they do nothing and sit watch us panic. That's the April fools.
Reblog if it's okay to send you a dozen boops in a row <3
Which one of u mfs did this?
We’re making our return to tumblr! We’re so sorry we abandoned you all for twitter but we think it’s time for a new tumblr tag video!
reblog this post to already the word and use the #dapgtumblrtag to share your posts and we’ll pick some for our video!!
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
I have no clue who I have and haven't booped, so if you get about 30 off me I am sorry
I'm sorry in advance, but I will be booping everyone, even if i don't know you. Everyone gets a boop! :D
Dan and phil are just going to let us sit and suffer today while they do nothing and sit watch us panic. That's the April fools.
The fact Kaz Brekker, bastard of the barrel, murderer and a gang leader tells your mum jokes and canonically likes dogs, hot chocolate and bergamot perfume is so funny to me. Like he’s just a seventeen year old boy??
you just don't get him like i do (a traumatized fictional character with a horrible past who has murdered people)
need me a girlfriend to yap about dan and phil with
convinced that for april fools they’re just not going to do anything and instead just watch us sit here and be uncomfortable and anxious. it’s us. we’re the fools
i might as well share this