Me when i have the fuck that old man autism and not the math or sciences autism
I’d like to apologize to the woman that I accidentally jump scared in the horror exhibition in the MoPop
Being in a band is so fun and weird like who let me and my idiot friends on stage? And why have I kissed all of said idiots?
I professionally certified in this program and this is what I use it for-
A MAN LITERALLY BOUGHT ME CONCERT TICKETS FOR A DATE THIS IS SUCH A WIN
My day be so fine then boom it gets dark at 5:30pm
you ever see the way someone talks about drugs and can just tell nobody's ever passed them a joint in their life
Why do I feel like I constantly embarrass my self by staring off asks with “hi” like I just feel like I’m humiliating myself every time I do it
Someone should really slap a piece of tape over my mouth at concerts I should not be allowed to sing
Why has December actually been so ass
I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not