What The Sneef? I'm Snorfin' Here!

Fedex is firing right now. Sitting alone, ruining orders. Awful pay 2025. Get Bent

this seafood is way to expensive.

they're charging mario points?!

in this economy!?!

they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

why are days so short!? there's no time for god's sleepiest soldier to nap! reality is cruel and awful never mind cute bug land on me life is beautiful.

you can make anything more threatening by labeling it with a fire diamond. like look at this:

danger! this is bad orange!

mr grizz rn:

damn

ratatouille but it's a knight in one of these bad boys.

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

i'm baking mmmm yeah got something scrumptious ooooo boy so yummer bummers

concept 1: when dragons lose their teeth, humans and other humanoids will make weapons from them, either because they are strong/inherently magical or just as a novelty. these weapons are often used by great warriors, rulers, or priests for ceremony.

concept 2: the tooth fairy.