What If Instead Of Mouthwashing It Was Called J*mmymurdering And Instead Of Finding Mouthwash They Found

Congrats! We’re officially living in a police state!

Addicted to shitposting about Mouthwashing. So tragic 😔 many such cases

I copy-pasted the first 15 chapters of My Immortal into it, and I urge everyone to do the same. Hope you’re proud of me op

Since "JK Rowling is using Harry Potter profits to fund her anti-trans agenda" still seems too esoteric for some of you, maybe it'll help if you have a concrete example:

She's now operating a "Women's Fund" to provide legal defense for transphobes who believe they've lost opportunities to trans women or because they won't admit that trans women are women.

I'm reticent to link to it but I guess if I do I can't like, STOP you from flooding the applications with nonsense. So. Do with this as you will.

And stop fuckin supporting Harry Potter, jesus christ.

Hi my name is Bernie Dark'ness Dementia Sanders and I have short snow white hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-neck and icy brown eyes like republican bullshit and a lot of people tell me I look like Karl Marx (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to AOC but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a politician but my campaigns are honest and inclusive. I have pale white skin. I'm also a senator, and I go to a corrupt institution called Congress in America where I'm in my fourth year (I'm eighty three). I'm a dem (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing brown mittens with a matching coat and a blue surgical mask, black slacks and brown loafers. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was sitting outside the Capitol. It was windy and cloudy so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

FUCKING REPUBLICAN PREPS IN THE SENATE KEEP ON CALLING ME HOMOPHOBIC SLURS WTF

Happy month of trans, homosexuality, have fun and throw bricks

i heart women

ON MY DASH IN THE BIG 2025???

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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Tried hot Cheetos for the first time

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