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More Boys as Cats HCs
James, the sleek black cat with golden eyes, will sometimes get tackled by Sam, the growls Main Coon, in an attempt for play. It’s a mistake, because James always gets Sam pinned, and begins insistently cleaning him. Sam makes those low growls the whole time, but James does not relent.
James also cleans Matthew, our small black poof with gorgeous blue eyes. Matthew does not struggle, but he does purr. Loudly. Obnoxiously loudly. Loud enough that James will sometimes bap him. Matthew loves to chase bugs and curl up on laps, and get his head stuck in paper cups.
Damien, the big sandy brown long hair, is not allowed outside because he will try to monch the leaf. He also rolls in leaf piles and gets his coat dirty. He is every visitor’s favorite cat, because once he’s comfortable with you around he’ll trot right up to you and lick your hand.
Erik, a strawberry-tan shorthair with a glossy coat, is a vain boy who will look you dead in the eye as he nudged a glass off the counter as a way of asking for more pets. Often lays on couch arms and backs in such a way that his tail will bap someone’s head as it wags. He often wrestles with Sam and cleans him. Sam protests just as much but doesn’t fight it. Erik likes to clean everyone, actually.
Sam does not like pets, Sam does not like being held. Or at least he wants you to think that. If you hold him he won’t wiggle away, he’s just gonna growl the whole time. The exception to this is when Naomi visits. Sam will observe for a minute, then walk up to her and rub figure-8s through her legs. He will purr if she pets him and holds him.
When Do The Cats React To The Vacuum:
James and Damien- They hear Mika rolling it, they know the sound, and casually but hurriedly trot to the shoe closet.
Sam and Matthew- The moment they see it, they scamper to the shoe closet together and slip inside.
Erik- Will literally see it and do nothing, until it turns on and he scramble-rolls off and books it to the shoe closet. Probably crashes into something on the way.
James knows how to curl his paw and pull the door kinda shut. In this dire time, they are brothers in fear.
My content gets shittier every day.
Damien: You have no idea what I’m capable of!
Malix: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.
Owo He-hewwo? *puts my toesies into the mansion* Is anywun home? ovO I... I heawd dat dis is whewe I wook fow *sweats loudly* fow de no-no sticks. *slips into the mansion* *wiggles tail suggestively* OnO I suwe hope no one yiffs my widdle tailhole!
I’m. Calling the police. The cops, the fuzz, I’m waving at the government agent watching through my computer camera and begging for help. I’m dead, I’m dying, actively, there are snakes manifesting physically in my h
You know when I was playing the Sam vs James extra I was half expecting sam to say " OH YEAH? WELL AT LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE A CARBON COPY OF HER FUCKING FATHER!" Cause honestly there is nothing James could say to top that
God I’d have been so alive if he’d gone there. I fuckin’ wish. He never would for meta reasons but it would have made the rest of the thing worth it.
Video Game Idea.
A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.
A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.
A GPS that displays texts and story elements.
You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.
You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.
Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.
The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.
????
And that’s my game idea.
Hey damien, how are you and your fish doing?
He blinks a bit. “I.... don’t have? Fish? I have birds!”
Sbuby, his jet-black and red cockatiel lands on his shoulder with an inhuman shriek. Damien chuckles and gives him a scritchie.
Hey Malix, do you know what Fucker IS?
His smarmy smile doesn’t waver around his toothpick but his brow furrows up. He shrugs.
“Should a guy care? Look at ‘im!”
Fucker looks only into the void of the unknowable.
“I love the little guy!”
Does Sam not like Fucker because it sounds like him eating pussy?
Me: I have VERY high standards.
Damien: *breaths*
Me: OH NO! YOU’RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!
If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.
“I’m divorcing you and I’m taking the kids.”
I love the draw your squad bases. I was looking for ones to draw for my friends, and found this one. I felt it fit the Seduce Me boys from @thebunnyofevil ’s game well, sooooo…..
Consider this for a moment...
My family (parents and sister) and I came to a very interesting conversation…
According to Anime News Network, “…a single anime episode costs about US$100,000-300,000 per episode, according to various producers we’ve talked to… But multiplied across 13 episodes, that nonetheless turns into a total budget of US$2-4 million.”
I will be transparent and forward and say that I need 10,000 sales (+1,000-2,000 for safety) to pay off ALL of my college debt and loans from my parents.
Once that is out of the picture, the sales I make from SM2 will go towards me saving up for my house, taking over my individual bills, and building budgets for my next set of games for 2017 (all three of which are needed to start my company)
If SM2 becomes MEGA popular and sells really well, letting me have a good foot towards my future… I TECHNICALLY would need… 13,000-35,000 sales after the above topics are in good shape to make a pilot for a Seduce Me anime episode…
I mean… SM1 has 150,00+ hits… so… I mean…
Seduce Me the Anime could happen…
Maybe…
Possibly.
Sandra(MC): The moon is really beautiful tonight.
Damien: It really is.
Matthew: *Whispering* Should we tell them that’a just tortilla you threw at the window?
Sam: No.
0800-ARE-YOU-WADDLIN
i wanna see something
like if you are not attracted to kids in any way, are lgbt, and think maps/pedophiles are lgbt
reblog if you are not attracted to kids in any way, are lgbt, and think maps/pedophiles aren’t lgbt
How Matthew would go to jail
I have a head canon that the Demon Lord is actually really freaked out by how much everyone likes Mika. Then I saw this draw the squad prompt and this happened. (sorry for low quality I did this on the fly but hey it’s not terrible!)
When Mika’s tryin'a sleep but the Rambunctious Boys are still up and fighting
PSA
theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this
hey guys is this game still hip and cool cause i still love damien
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
Reblog if you are apart of the Seduce Me fandom.
I need more blogs to follow, plus I want to find all the hidden fans out there.
I'll be honest Andrew is no one's favorite character
-=- Andrew Protection Squad -=-
The Perks Of Dating Damien
He’s gentle and patient with you
You have long and deep conversations together
He always finds you adorable
And he’ll always accept you, even when you’re weird.
Reblog if you’re #TeamDamien
1908....
FUC-
Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.
How screwed are you?
The Perks Of Dating Damien
He’s gentle and patient with you
You have long and deep conversations together
He always finds you adorable
And he’ll always accept you, even when you’re weird.
Reblog if you’re #TeamDamien
some big adhd Moods
extensive energy caused by The Hyperfixation
what is Sleep? quick naps will do if required at all
i’ve been awake for 32 hours and yet my brain won’t let me fall asleep
am i Annoying? probably
no one likes me, including myself
feelings of hurt, rejection, abandonment featuring creeping suicidal ideation
FUCK THEM!!!!!! intense anger followed by self-loathing and regret
a daily subscription to The Mood Swings caused by seemingly insignificant incidents
boredom
more boredom, now the extended version in which you start considering potential regrettable life choices
my brain is A Carrousel and someone needs to unplug the power cable
chronically unorganized, chronically forgetful, chronically bored!!!
it… never… stops…
i’m Tired™
the movement never stops which means i never stop
oh no, i forgot that
would i even be myself without The Disorder