sick-victorian-peasant
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Discoholic fanart sketch again because why not
Me: oh my god, hi alien!
Alien: oaoouauuaooau 'faggot' oaoouauuaoaua
Me: what the fuck
Fish #84,698 (Gump the Atlantic Goliath Grouper) has been arrested for tax evasion. He is yet to fully understand why money matters in the grand scheme of things.
tumblr user: if you don't reblog this ur a bad person and also just as bad as an axe murderer btw
Bathynomus giganteus isopod on the west Atlantic seafloor: whale carcass for dinner tonight :]
just made the most beautiful thing i've ever seen
legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”
ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters
I love you ocean, I love you beach, I love you seashell, I love you fish, I love you moon, I love you sun, I love you stars, I love you mermaids, I love you ships, I love you sailors, I love you surfers, I love you weird deep sea creatures, I love you pearls, I love you fossils, I love you treasure chests, I love you houseboats, I love you anchors, I love you waves, I love you sea foam, I love you sea glass, I love you-
emotions: ever present and never perceivable. like burning fires of nothingness and entirety. they consume your soul for better or for worse. its your choice to feed it and let it spread, but never snuff it out.
oil spills 👎
As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain
I saw a bunch of motorcycles today and that made me really happy :) I hope everyone else has/had a good day too <3
today's warm up: When some damned extraterrestrial being steals your catch, what's a man to do?
Crying Fish collection: Sturgeon, Salmon, and Anglerfish. I love fish!!
bars
I mean fuck, I like gills, I like slugs, I like gettin' chummy, I like flippers, I like the muck, I like squid inking and tsunamis and sea creatures, I like doin' sea creature shit, swordfish , probably would
@purplecatfrog :3
valentines for you
had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online
Why isn't "woah" pronounced like how the name Noah is???