A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.

PANEL 1
Alfredo's sat at a soda bar with Jack being his bartender.

JACK: Looks like someone’s had a long day.

AL: And how!

PANEL 2
JACK: In that case, how about a nice, refreshing whiskey highball?

AL: Whiskey? The real deal?

JACK: Nothing but the best for my most loyal customer!


PANEL 3A
AL: Very well. Make it a double.

PANEL 3B
INSPECTOR DILLON: Excuse me…

PANEL 4A
INSPECTOR DILLON: What are you going to buy with that money, sir?
PANEL 4B
Alfredo notices 15c sandwiches on the menu.

PANEL 5
AL: Sandwiches.

INSPECTOR DILLON: Two dollars’ worth of sandwiches?

AL: That’s right. I’m hungry.

PANEL 6A
JACK: This here’s old “Sandwich Slugger” Al - always eats at least a dozen of things! What a card, am I right?
PANEL 6B
Jack turns to Al with a darkened expression.
JACK: Are you out of your mind?! There’s no way you can-

AL: Keep ‘em coming, barkeep.

Following panels feature Al demolishing a tower of sandwiches, until one last bite remains.

PANEL 9
AL: …I think this will hold me until supper.

With that, Al faints and falls on the ground with a thud.

PANEL 11
JACK: Al, you idiot! You know processed meat gives you indigestion!
Why’d you do it, Al?

Don’t leave me. Not like this!

PANEL 12
INSPECTOR DILLON (OFF PANEL): Ahem.

PANEL 13
INSPECTOR DILLON: As much as we’re impressed - and slightly horrified - by your clientele’s appetite, we do have a search to conduct.

INSPECTOR BYRD: Well, I’ll be! Canadian whiskey! The boss is gonna love this.


PANEL 14
Shot of Jack, handcuffed in a police car. In the background Al is being hauled away by the ambulance.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

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