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you do not look heroic! you threw the box of kittens!

I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

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Born Under a Bad Sign - Albert King (Born Under a Bad Sign, 1967)

Rest in Peace Erik Petersen. I am so honored to have met and shared memories with you before you passed. You were such a kind person with a beautifully creative soul. You will be greatly missed, but will always live on through your music.

If you ever want to get to know me let me first tell you that one time I was watching It’s Always Sunny and I had to pee so I took my head set off and then started taking off my pants. What was my plan? Did I think I was going to pee right there? I just don’t know smh.

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