Latest Posts by redxpapaya - Page 2

trying to put in perspective just how young Lando used to look compared to the drivers he grew up racing with...

Lando, age 15

Max and Charles, age 15

Alex, age 15

Lance and George, age 15

Estie, age 15

📷 @/leclerqz

I used to be really against marking up books and would clutch at my pearls anytime a book was damaged in anyway but now I see it as another way to express love. Water stains on the cover means you carried your favorite book through the rain because you wanted to keep reading on the go. Writing in the margins is participating in the conversation with the author. Leaving bookmarks and receipts in between the pages is like freezing traces of your own life in time.

A well worn book is a well loved one.

They even crush on their older teammates in the same pathetic way 😤😪🙄

James: I am 100% straight.

Sirius: Remus Lupin, freshly showered, in nothing but a towl.

James: I am 90% straight.

Lily: Frank Longbottom in his quiditch uniform.

James: I am 80% straight.

Remus: Regulus black with a ring on each finger.

James: I am not straight.

you can tell Oscar is an eldest child and Lando a middle child because they convey exactly those two different energies

*stands on soap box* oscar piastri is sexy actually! he is very dedicated and focused and talented! just because he was quiet in his first year thrown into the insane media circus and with two big personalities (lando and zak, not to mention the other 19 drivers + team dynamics on the grid) doesn't mean he doesn't have a personality! he is tactical and smart actually! he has that cool composure that mclaren really needs right now! he has the insane juniors track record! he said "fuck it" to $4mn of Alpine investment and advocated for himself to have the best possible f1 drive! he gets this look in his eyes when he's determined that is extremely compelling! he drives like a capybara with a toothache and the only antidote is him winning! his eyebrows are cute when he does that frowny thing! his story is in the making and he is writing it right now and we have the privilege of watching! *alarms sound* *is dragged offstage*

*a moment of hesitation* ✨brothers✨ of the right entrance

Pre Race Ritual via Shell

📷 @/leclerqz

F1 Academy, dumbass boy edition.

Look at what I found… in Carlos Sainz’ liked tweets… eh….

Just heard a dad call his daughter scooter bug and if that's not Lando coded I don't know what is

Can’t be more accurate

Nobody talks about the absolute GORILLA GRIP effect that F1 has on new fans discovering the motorsport?? Like,, you dip a toe into the lore and suddenly you’re being power vacuumed in. Suddenly you’re neck-deep in a 10k essay on the tragedy that was Brocedes. What do you mean they were best friends-turned-rivals. Is this fanfiction,,?? Why am i suddenly invested in the dubious relationship between a frenchman and a japanese man?? What do you mean Shumacher took care of Vettel and now Vettel is taking care of Schumacher?? What do you mean this motorsport is actually about family and love and tragedy and grief and loss and friendship and everything in between???

Lando : osc...

Oscar : mhmm *barely awake*

Lando : I wonder if I've ever bought milk form the same cow twice

Oscar : ....

Lando : have you ever wonde-

Oscar : *sigh* no lando it's 4 am let me sleep *slams his head against the pillow questioning his life choices*

Carlos : what was plan A ?

Lando : don't fall in love with Oscar...

Carlos : and what was plan B ?

Lando : don't fuck up plan A...

Carlos : and what did you do?

Lando : ....

Lando : fucked up plan A

Carlos : you did *sigh*

Lando : but like can you blame me tho?

Lando : *stares dreamily at Oscar who is standing close by* he's just so cute and lovely an-

Carlos : -d I'm out of here, I'm not dealing with this, where's my baby Charlie

Oscar, shivering : it's a bit cold here

Lando : here, love, take my jacket

****

Charles, shivering : it's a bit chilly here, non?

Max : well I can't change the weather, can I?

Lando : I guess I'll just sleep by myself

Lando : all alone

Lando : with nobody to cuddle

Lando : just me, myself and I

Lando : alone

Lando : ... sigh

Oscar : I'm literally right here just changing my clothes, oh my god

Lando, shouting from their bed : alllll alooooone by myself

Oscar : .... oh god

Lando, mumbling : do we really have to get up.. I wanna stay here and cuddle all day :(

Oscar, pulling Lando closer : I'd love to stay here all day, sweetheart, but Zak will be mad if we're late... again

Oscar : come on get up, let's get ready

Lando, cursing Zak quietly : I'll go as long as you hold my hand on our way

Oscar, smiling softly : of course love, now come onnnnn get up

Lando, finally getting up : I want a kiss too ;)

Sirius : fuck my brother!!! *very pissed*

James : yeaaaa fuck him!!

*a few days later*

James : HEY PADFOOT!! guess who I hooked up with *wiggles his eyebrows*

Sirius, excited : WHO!!

James, smirking : your brother

Sirius : PRONGS WHAT THE HELL!!!

James : what? but you said fuck your br- oh shit you didn't mean it like that did you?

Sirius : OF COURSE NOT!!

James : *runs for his life*

Sirius : *runs after james*

Remus : *so unbothered with everything*

*James and Sirius before each prank*

James : now remember, if any professor catches us-

Sirius : you're deaf and I only speak French

James : exactly! *claps excitedly*

Remus : ...

Peter : ...

Lily : ...

*james and sirius applying for a job*

interviewer : how would you describe yourselves?

Sirius : verbally

James : but we've also prepared a dance

*Remus and Sirius in the kitchen*

Sirius : *struggling to get a plate from the top shelf*

Remus, amused : need me to get it for you, love?

Sirius : *gasp* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT !!

Remus : *laughs* ... okay then

«moments later...»

Sirius : *defeated sigh* help me please? *crosses his arms and looks away*

Barty : did it hurt? *smiles softly*

Evan, sighing : let me guess.. when I fell from heaven?

Barty : no *smirks smugly* did it hurt when you fell for me ?

Evan, chuckling : dear Salazar this is even worse

Barty : *winks and laughs*

James : *reading a book*

Regulus : Love, what are you reading?

James : oh it's *book name*

Regulus, confused : why are you reading it? you never read

James : well.. *closes the book and smiles at Reggie* it's your favourite book, so I wanted to read it to be able to talk about it with you and discuss our favourite bits together

James, still smiling : so my favourite part so far is whe-

Regulus, interrupts him : I love you... I love you so so much *hugs james tightly smiling with teary eyes*

James, smiling : I love you more Reggie...

Lily : give me an example of an extreme sport

Remus : skydiving

James : surfing

Peter : skiing?

Sirius : doing homework while the professor is collecting it

*the marauders planing their next prank*

Remus : so what's our escape plan

Peter :

Sirius :

James :

Sirius and James : our... what?

Remus : ....

Peter : OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

*at the library*

Remus : I don't think I have a chance with Sirius.. he won't ever have any type of romantic feelings for me...

Regulus : .... *silent bcoz he already knows his brother is head over heels for the boy in front of him*

Remus : *sadly looks at the book in front of him*

*meanwhile in the great hall*

Sirius : I saw Moony laughing with Lily today, it was the cutest thing I've ever seen, I can't even explain how it made me feel...

James : *eating*

Sirius : merlin I wish he loved me back *pouts sadly*

James : *planning to talk to Regulus and Lily later to get these two together already*

Remus : there's no thing such as a stupid question...

Sirius : what's orange juice made of?

Remus : *mentally facepalms* I take back what I said

James : *falls down the stairs*

Regulus : are you okay, love? *genuinely concerned*

James : mhm, why wouldn't I be? *trying to sound nonchalant*

Regulus : you just fell ...

James : oh no I was just doing a... gravity check *awkwardly pats the floor then gets up* yup it's working

Regulus : ..... I don't even know why I love you *sigh*