Oxynotmoron - I’m New Here

At Starbucks the other day

Barista, to Aziraphale: So how would you like your coffee today, sir?

Aziraphale: I like my coffee like I like my women

Barista, looking at Aziraphale: You don’t like coffee?

Aziraphale: Yes, my dear, I don’t like coffee. May I have a hot chocolate, please?

crowley didn't know how they ended up there, but the only thing that mattered right then, was that he was with Aziraphale

Angel of the Eastern Gate 

Therapist: Let’s focus on the positive. What are your most useful talents?

Grover: I can screech super loud

Nico: I can command a bunch of skeletons follow me around, and they are great company

Percy: I can get fish to let me gossip about people I don’t like

Frank: I can turn INTO those fish that listen to Percy gossip

Hazel: I can move mountains - literally

Piper: I can convince billionaires to give me all of their money in less than twelve seconds

Jason: I can speak to wolves - which is great and all, until they say things you REALLY don’t want to hear

Reyna: I can kill someone just by looking at them

Thalia: So can I

Annabeth: Same here

Leo: I can probably walk on the sun

Will: I practically AM the sun

Therapist:

Therapist: I’m beginning to understand why all of you are here-

ok but did Grover feel all the pain Percy went through in T*rtarus because of the empathy link or no?

So I searched up some relaxing music

And then I found a supermix on youtube music and looked at what was in it. AND THERE WAS THE INSTRUMENTAL OF ‘IT’S QUIET UPTOWN’ MY MAN THAT IS NOT RELAXING THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SING ALONG AND CRY AND I HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK TOO

Therapist: Let's focus on the positive. What are your most useful talents?

Grover: I can screech super loud

Nico: I can command a bunch of skeletons follow me around, and they are great company

Percy: I can get fish to let me gossip about people I don't like

Frank: I can turn INTO those fish that listen to Percy gossip

Hazel: I can move mountains - literally

Piper: I can convince billionaires to give me all of their money in less than twelve seconds

Jason: I can speak to wolves - which is great and all, until they say things you REALLY don't want to hear

Reyna: I can kill someone just by looking at them

Thalia: So can I

Annabeth: Same here

Leo: I can probably walk on the sun

Will: I practically AM the sun

Therapist:

Therapist: I'm beginning to understand why all of you are here-

I actually have a screenshot of me saying this. Planning to show it once the friend actually finishes it

My friend, watching Hannibal for the first time(on season 2): so does Hannibal just end on a cliffhanger?

Me: …you could say that

I understood that reference

Reyna: What was the one thing I told you not to do tonight?

Nico: Raise the dead.

Reyna: And what did you do?

Nico: Raise the dead.