Useless Ray Of Goddamn Sunshine

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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

fnaftober day 27 - fnaf movie. you know that image of josh hutcherson holding a bigass possum

Honey I told you no gooning at the dinner table

The dynamic of "scientist who wants to fuck the thing they're studying" gets exponentially better the further removed from the biological sciences you get.

Xenobiologist wanting to bang an alien is old news. Give me a programmer in love with his computer. Quantum physicist who gets horny when he gets to operate the partical accelerator. Do you understand

antipurpose flour this shit will actively kill you if you use it for anything

that man making you feel on edge and anxious all of the time is not your soulmate

what's his deal, again?