This Tiktok Was Too House Md To Not Draw

OH MY GOD

house’s team looks like this

They're so foul for this

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

has this been done already

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What were they thinking when they made House MD promotional posters 🥀

I think they were high on Vicodin ☝️🤓

I looked him up to try and find these long haired photos... they scare me

somewhere between one and several days ago i was scrolling on this webbed site of ours and i saw several posts each containing several gifs of The Actor Who Plays Chase In House, M.D. in a different role where his hair was longer and he looked extremely cunty. absolutely overflowing with cunt to serve. and now I cannot find these posts, and I think perhaps i imagined them and am going insane. if this sounds familiar to anyone pls help me find them

guys what if I start scheduling post to go out just at random times