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me giggling bc i love giving him a broken or naturally crooked nose, uneven lips, differently sized eyes, etc ðŸ¤ðŸ¤«ðŸ¤—
Bring back unattractive Remus Lupin I scream. Stop making every marauders character conventionally attractive I beg them. But the crowd does not hear me
She doesn’t like you bro. She likes gay werewolves with repressed trauma and jumper collections.
Sirius: Father’s such a dick
Regulus: So am I
Sirius: ???
Regulus: Because you are what you eat
Sirius:
Sirius: Are you coming out to me?
Regulus: Yes
Sirius, shrugging: I’m a dick too, then
Regulus, nodding: Wait, are you also a vagina?
Sirius: Nope
Regulus: Me neither. But I am a cat
Sirius: I’m a dog
Born to be a hater, trained since birth in being a kind and considerate person.
i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.
"I'm too pretty for this" is a perfectly valid excuse for Sirius actually.