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art gregory house house md he’s so beautiful I WONT HIMMM dumbledore said calmly

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metamorphicmongrel

2 months ago

how are we holding up, gamers?

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art spamton

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metamorphicmongrel

1 month ago

POV: you're an underpaid nurse working a rainy overnight shift at princeton plainsboro teaching hospital and you overhear a crazy argument happening in the head of oncology's office (asmr)

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shitpost video gregory house house md james wilson ‘YOU COMMITTED A CRIME’ op thsi is beautiful my only request is that their voices be slightly muffled to add to the effect <3 average household this is just the asmr videos of your parents fighting while you play on the wii in the basement i would adore and despise being a nurse there keeping just enough distance not to get involved in the shit but close enough to catch on to the absolute insanity unfolding

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metamorphicmongrel

10 months ago

Traditional art of Spamton from Deltarune during his Big Shot era. He is holding a red rotary dial in one hand and the phone in the other, which is held up to his face. In the same hand holding the phone, he has a lit cigarette between his fingers. His eyes are obscured by a red censor block and he stands at his desk, which is cluttered with papers, pens, letters, and more, including a full cigarette ashtray with smoke rising from it. Spamton is visibly disheveled, wearing a white undershirt with the sleeves rolled up and a loosened yellow tie. He smiles widely and nervously, with a light sheen of sweat on his face. He's speaking with someone on the phone, telling them: "Yeah! Yeah, I'll... just..."

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my art art deltarune spamton utdr big shot spamton where are his PIT STAINS. i forgot.

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metamorphicmongrel

2 months ago

feel-good.

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my art art gregory house house md hatecrimes md i'm very normal about this man (lying) i didn't come looking for this show. it came to me while i was waiting wistfully for my husband (hyperfixation) to return home from war (hiatus) and now i've entered a very sordid and steamy affair with it in which neither of us will leave it unscathed no it's not lupus it's worse

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metamorphicmongrel

2 months ago

man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson

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shitpost house md

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metamorphicmongrel

2 months ago

house md fanart from last year

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art house md

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metamorphicmongrel

2 months ago

me: relaxing comfortably in the solitude of my own home

the ever-vigilant miku:

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shitpost house md hatsune miku malpractice md deco*27 monitoring i can’t believe i’m six months late to the party i’m so sorry for doubting you deco never again

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metamorphicmongrel

2 months ago

migraine-ridden house my beloved 💖

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gregory house house md why does he look so pretty while he’s in pain ophelia my beloved not him wearing foreman’s scrub sdnmfjf lovingly traces the veins on his hand and forehead in the last pic when he’s under the table it looks like he’s in a glass case like a pretty princess caught in a dreamless sleep

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metamorphicmongrel

1 month ago

‧₊˚✩ ༉‧₊ ⌜ ╴𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖇𝖎𝖓 𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖘𝖔𝖓 . . . 💉

no name (yet) because i haven't found my forever home. i like having interests and rotating them in my mind. incessantly. real yapper in the tags. will update sporadically! alright, time for the rent-lowering gunshots: dead dove content. very icky, no good. i'm used to the old adage of 'don't like, don't read'. as of making this post there's none currently, since i tend to keep things light-hearted, but i'd rather put all my cards on the table. thanks for visiting!

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metamorphicmongrel

2 months ago