Medusaslegacy - Clusterfuck

everytime I get a negative covid test I think of the big vaxxed papi tweet

cat houses

big day for substances like easily one of the top days for substance use

parents will straight up traumatize you then be like “well i don’t remember saying/doing that.” ok nvm then. none of it happened. i’m good now. We’re good. thankyou for setting the record straight👍 *GRITS MY TEETH SO HARD THEY SHATTER*

god's bravest little soldier? no. devil's most cowardly huge draft dodger

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.