Being Sheltered 4 So Long Has Me Walking Around Like A Deer In Headlights ♡ Always Being Confused W

the colour pink is meaningful to me on a spiritual level

“why don’t u talk?”

maybe because u don’t listen?

cant wait until my future looks like me, strutting around my backyard in a teeny tiny string bikini top and denim jean shorts. my baby in their pack-n-play kept under the shade and baby number two growing in my belly, my cheeks rosy from gardening. not noticing that my husband came home from work, found his favorite meal simmering in the crockpot and staring adoringly at me through the window. the aroma of my latest baked sweet treat wafting through the house, berries collected in the wicker basket, baby and i energized from our afternoon nap ready to cuddle the love of my life.

the way i’ve spent 90% of this week being unconscious is so funny to me

Born to be a pretty little housewife that bakes & cooks the most delicious meals and does crafts all day, forced to go to class and be a member of society.

omgg can we get a makeup products your !readers would use (or your routine + products) ? i’d love to see the sweetheart readers n lamb since i got some sephora gift cards for christmas and idk what to spend it on yet !!

i’ll do my makeup routine products in the order that i use them, and then makeup products i think the sweetheart!readers and sheep would use <3 (you could find ALL of these products in-store at sephora, or on the app!)

my fav products in the order that i use them: glow recipe’s ‘watermelon glow niacinamide dew drops’ , glow recipe’s ‘plum plump’ moisturizer , milk makeup’s ‘hydro grip’ primer , makeup by mario’s ‘master mattes eyshadow palette’ (you could NEVER go wrong with this palette, it’s a staple for me) , nars ‘natural radiant longwear full coverage foundation’ , makeup by mario’s ‘softsculpt cream contour and bronzer stick’ , nars ‘radiant creamy concealer’ , nars ‘powder blush’ (specifically the one in the shade “orgasm”) , huda beauty’s ‘easy bake blurring loose baking & setting powder’ , and my lip combo just depends on how i’m feeling but my go-to more often than not is a pinkish brownish lip liner + a lip gloss, lip balm, or lip oil (i try to stay away from matte lipsticks and lipstick in general cause they dry out my lips) , the very last step is using patrick starrr’s ‘on ‘til dawn mattifying waterproof setting spray’ YOUR MAKEUP WILL NOT MOVE TRUSTTT

now onto the listed !readers..

pogue!sweetheart!reader: summer friday’s ‘lip butter balm’ (specifically the shade “pink sugar”) , elf’s ‘halo glow liquid filter foundation’

kook!sweetheart!reader: dior’s ‘backstage glow face palette’ , too faced ‘born this way super coverage concealer’ , gisou’s ‘honey infused hydrating lip oil’

sheep!reader: she takes a lot of inspo from the 60’s so think of light colored eyeshadows (blues, whites), dramatic lashes, eyeliner, a bold lip, etc…

Size difference so she can camouflage hhhhhghgh… so silly (◜◡◝)ゞ♡

Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her

I just wanna be babied. I want to be told that I’m too little to do things on my own. I wanna be praised for getting the simplest tasks done. I want you to hold my hand when we cross the street, just baby me please 🍼