There Are No New Zouis Fics For The Month! Here’s Tomlinshaw! - Kaylee

Most popular Fics?

I can’t really remember which fics are most popular on the blog but here are the fics with the most kudos on ao3, by pairing! - Kaylee

Do You Wanna - Randominity (Liam/Louis)

“I got a question for you, mate,” the lad says. “You wanna make a quick fifty quid?” (dub!con, exhibitionism, blowjob, handjob, masturbation, spitroasting, nipple!play, come!play)

Maybe With Me - threeturn (Harry/Niall)

Harry tries to help Niall hook up. Set during the American leg of the TMH tour. (14k, top!niall, bottom!harry, tour!fic)

Nevada’s Fault - irishmizzy (Niall/Zayn)

“Niall Horan, will you — ow,” he winces when Harry flicks his neck, but when Zayn starts up again, the disaffected tone is gone, “will you do me the honor of marrying me tonight and winning this bloody game of truth or dare?” (33k, switching, drunk!sex)

Enough to Hurt - alwayseven (Liam/Niall)

Set during the summer on the US leg of the Take Me Home tour. Liam starts noticing little changes in Niall, the bruises on his hip, the scratch marks on his back, the way he seems to be more comfortable in his own skin. (36k, top!liam, bottom!niall, pain!kin, aftercare, spanking)

Written all over your face - balefully (Louis/Niall)

Niall has had a crush on Louis for ages—one day, Louis starts noticing. (top!louis, bottom!niall, blowjob, face slapping)

Like There’s Nobody Watching - randominity (Louis/Zayn)

“I dare you to do it,” Harry says, and Zayn scoffs. ”Are you serious?” he asks. ”Oh, here we go,” Liam says, half fond and half exasperated. Louis’ eyes are narrowed as well, and he bares his teeth at Harry. “Dare me to what?” ”I dare you,” Harry says, “to have a wank in the same room as all of us, where we can’t tell you’re doing it.” Or, the one where Louis can’t turn down a dare and too much information is had by all. But mostly Zayn. (masturbation, blowjob, voyeurism, drinking games)

I Had Rather Hear My Dog Bark At A Crow - sunsetmog (Louis/Nick)

The first time Louis Tomlinson kisses him, Nick is three sheets to the wind, wearing a pirate hat, and so fucking tired of Louis being a complete and utter knobhead that he’s spent the last ten minutes snapping at him.

The kiss takes him rather by surprise, all things considered.

Or: Nick and Louis don’t like each other, not even a little bit, not even at all. (122k, top!nick, bottom!louis, handjob, blowjob, watersports, size difference)

If This Is Love - sunsetmog (Harry/Nick)

He’s not fucking thirty yet, but he is way too old for Harry fucking Styles.

Or: Nick Grimshaw has done some stupid, ridiculous, mad things in his life, but falling for Harry Styles might be the stupidest thing yet. (85k, top!nick, bottom!harry, blowjob, angst)

Keep the Car Running - writeivewrite (Harry/Zayn)

‘Who’s that?’ he asks before he can stop himself, but he feels more in those few seconds than he has in the last forty-five minutes with Chris.

In the last fucking year.

‘You meant it when you said that you don’t know anything about football, didn’t you?’ Chris chuckles, knocking back another mouthful of champagne. ‘That’s Zayn Malik.’

Or Harry’s a male escort and Zayn’s a professional footballer. (73k, top!harry, bottom!zayn, switching, blowjob)

never look surprised - daisysusan (Harry/Liam)

Harry’s going to be a good friend now Liam’s got a broken wrist and can’t get himself off. Really. That’s all he’s doing. (10k, handjob, blowjob) 

Not Happening - scottmcniceass (Liam/Zayn)

Zayn and Liam are roommates. They hate each other. (Most of the time.) (52k, top!liam, bottom!zayn, hate!sex, blowjobs, handjobs, angry!sex)

Outlast - disarm_d (zianourry)

And then Louis says, “I bet £10,000 I could go longer without wanking than all of you,” which was probably his first mistake.

In which Louis has some regrets, Liam isn’t worried, Niall wants to help, Harry tries to forfeit, and Zayn may or may not be bothered. (19K, canon, top!louis, top!zayn, bottom!harry, bottom!liam, bottom!niall, masturbation, orgasm denial, blowjob, handjob)

Turns out Zayn’s pretty good at beer pong. And Niall’s good at kissing.

Written By: craziamlove

oneshot + college/au + mature

Note: I’ve never been on the edge of my seat for a pong tournament before.

- Tammy

Niam riding or blowjobs pleasee x

One Hell Of A Wake Up -1dfanficrealness (Liam/Niall)

Liam was awoken to whimpering near his head as he slept, dreaming of running through a field made of chocolate or something odd like that, a shaking of his body accompanied with tiny breaths arose him from his slumber. He cracked one rather bloodshot eye open to see the silhouette of his nine-year-old son Niall. (top!liam, bottom!niall, incest, grinding, riding)

What’s In Between - lazy_daze (Liam/Niall)

Niall tops the everloving shit out of Liam (riding, fingering, rimming)

Niam Smut - autumnkaylynnstylinson (Liam/Niall)

My eyes flutter open to the overpowering rays coming out of the window to my right.Wait. Me and Louis room doesn’t have a windo-. (rimming, fingering, dirty!talk, riding)

As Friendship Goes (resentment grows) - ZapZialler (Liam/Niall)

Liam is a muggle-born Ravenclaw who has the misfortune of falling in love with a Slytherin with celestial blue eyes and an angelic smile. (Hogwarts AU, fingering, blowjob, first!time, bottom!Liam, top!Niall)

Come Harder Just Because - senioritastyles (Liam/Niall)

Niall’s jetlagged and sleepy, and when he wakes up it’s apparent Liam wants to play. (blowjob, spanking, bdsm)

Naughty Excuses - HighOnLife (Liam/Niall)

We all know how exhausting finals can be, and we all know how much sex helps to relief that tension. That’s why Liam takes things into his own hands, and fucks giggly and innocent Niall in the dark of the janitor’s closet. Niall likes to call Liam daddy and be his good boy. Rough sex is what helps both to loosen up and forget about the stress for at least a bit. (daddy!kink, dirty!talk, blowjob, rough!sex, barebacking)

Catch Your Breath Before It’s Gone - freakforhoran (Liam/Niall)

The second was short with floppy blond hair and big, bright blue eyes. He was slim, but the tanktop that was hanging off of one shoulder showed that he had some muscle definition in his arms. His thick-soled shoes clumped across the cement as he shuffled forward, not as unsteady on his feet as his friend, but definitely not confident in his surroundings. Liam felt his dick twitch as those blue eyes briefly met his. (top!liam, bottom!niall, rimming, first!time, blowjob)

- Kaylee

Here are new fics for the month, starting with lilo as usual! - Kaylee

I Don’t Wanna Be a Tiger - Mildly_Maddy (Liam/Louis) 

Liam blinked at his phone, not sure of what he was seeing. So Louis was:

a) apparently still sleeping with plush toys,

b) dressing said plush toys with clothes stolen from Liam’s wardrobe, and

c) effectively treating Liam’s jumper like a security blanket, his face pressed against the fabric, fingers hooked in the collar.

Or in which Louis doesn’t like to talk about how he sleeps at night, Liam is very very confused, and Freddie is still the most adorable baby. (frottage, friends to lovers)

the woods - goldearring (Liam/Louis)

Louis thinks about all of this in the span of a few seconds, and heat rises in his cheeks. He wants to put his mouth on Liam’s. He wants to feel him open up and fall apart underneath him like a blooming lily. He wants Liam to do with his body whatever he likes; he knows, looking at Liam’s flushed face and dark eyes, that there are things Liam wants to do with his body. (14k, top!liam, bottom!louis, drunk!sex, drug!use, slow burn, pining) 

catch us if you can - MissLii (Liam/Louis)

Someone opens the door with a beer bottle dangling from his fingers and attention elsewhere, still talking loudly to someone Liam can’t see. Liam’s heart starts to thump hard and fast in his chest. Everything about the boy is sharp: his high cheekbones, the wide grin spread on lovely pink lips and his rather dainty body.

Stunning really, he is, but Liam still gets chills looking at him. He’s an alpha, Liam just knows it; he carries himself that way, confident and effortless.

When he turns towards Liam, it’s easy to tell when he realises what Liam is. His bright blue eyes – so, so pretty, Liam thinks before he manages to stop his traitorous brain from going further – widen, zero in on him, and Liam thinks he’s sniffing the air.

Or Liam as an omega, who’s not sure what he thinks of Louis. At least not at first. (22k, top!louis, bottom!liam, omegaverse, knotting)

I Only Come Alive Under the Moonlight - remivel (Liam/Louis)

Louis knew he hadn’t seen action in months, but this was just the universe making fun of him, he was sure of it. Because when he woke up in the middle of the night, he discovered that his new dog was missing, and standing in its place was a very confused, very fit… and very naked man.

Or a romantic comedy with a furry twist. Liam turns into a dog at night, Louis tries to help him get back to normal– and ends up falling in love somewhere along the way. (54k, top!liam, bottom!louis, angst)

Dishwasher Safe - Random_Quality (Liam/Louis)

The guy at the sex store told Louis that his new dildo was dishwasher safe and Liam is his poor, traumatized roommate. (top!liam, bottom!louis, toys, angry!sex) 

i’m still nipping at your heels - kissingiscool (Liam/Louis)

Liam likes to think of himself as a traditionally honest man, when he’s given the choice – he prefers to tell the truth when it’s permitted, and he’s telling the truth now, something painfully honest. Because Louis is sat on his hips, sat on his dick, with his red flannel on one shoulder and slipping down the other, and his hat backwards atop his head. (top!liam, bottom!louis, riding, barebacking, fluff)

There's a fic (I dunno which pairing it was) where one is like fingering the other boys slit? Sounds weird but it was pretty hot. You know this one? I lost it :(

Do you mean this one?

This Is The Road To Ruin (And We’re Starting At The end) - tylerthecreator

“I-I think Louis has a—“ Niall started, igniting a spark of further panic within Louis.“—Vagina.” Louis interrupted him, dropping his head to hide his eyes that were now welling up with tears. “I have a cunt, alright?” He admitted weakly, holding his head in his hands.

Or: The one where, when his bandmates accidentally discover that Louis has a vagina, they are all aching to get a piece of it. (non!con, fetishization) 

- Morn

Hi, any new abo/omegaverse???

the world has its shine - leighbot (Harry/Zayn)

The random days in the life of Zayn, Harry and their children. (58k, top!harry, bottom!zayn, alpha!harry, omega!zayn, bonding, heat, mpreg)

Burning through the night - anonymous (Harry/Zayn)

He can see Harry where he’s stood in the bathroom, working his way through his nightly moisturizing routine. It’s adorable, Zayn always tells him, and he smiles to himself while he watches Harry squirt lotion into his hand. Harry pulls back from the mirror to look into the room.

“What’s up?” Harry asks.

“Your rut’s coming soon, isn’t it?”

Harry frowns and furrows his brow, clearly giving it a thought. “Yeah, shit.”

“It’s the night of the party, isn’t it?”

Or, the one where Zayn helps Harry contain his rut. At the company Christmas party. (top!harry, bottom!zayn, alpha!harry, omega!zayn, nipple clamps, rutting, daddy kink)

A Pirate’s Love for me - rorz94 (Liam/Zayn)

In the early 19th century, The two most prestigious packs of London, the Paynes and Maliks hate each other guts. So The Alpha king, who was mostly a peaceful man decided to have an end to this feud by tying an Alpha with an omega of the other pack. Once this agreement achieved the couple would get a tempting prize, but would the two families allow the chosen couple to have some peace? (104k, top!liam, bottom!zayn, alpha!liam, omega!zayn, bonding, pirate!au)

I Feel It Coming - MissLii (Harry/Liam/Zayn)

“Harry,” a voice says, and Liam’s eyes widens when a very attractive lad wraps an arm around Harry’s shoulders. His attention is on Liam, though, looking him up and down slowly. “Who is your friend? You should introduce us.”

Harry, as Liam now knows the curly-haired boy is called, smiles warmly, familiar with the distractingly pretty boy next to him. They both look a little older than him, but not more than a year or two maybe. They’re both tattooed and look like something out of Liam’s wildest fantasies.

It was nice but still horrible, because of the nerves, to have one person like that close.

Now Liam feels twice as confused. And it’s not any easier to figure out how to talk without making a fool out of himself.

Or: Liam is an omega, and at his first ever Uni party, he meets Harry and Zayn. (top!harry, top!zayn, bottom!liam, alpha!harry, alpha!zayn, omega!liam, knotting)

the world has its shine - leighbot (Harry/Zayn)

Harry almost hadn’t come out tonight. He’s jetlagged from a brief work trip to Japan and he’d been looking forward to some sleep but then Niall had warned him he’d lose his status as an honorary member of the LIC so here he is.

There’s a guy Harry notices right away, a pretty omega boy with dark hair sitting alone at a booth. Something about him pulls Harry’s attention, something besides his striking looks, and Harry downs a shot with the entire LIC before working up the nerve to approach. (70k, top!harry, bottom!zayn, alpha!harry, omega!zayn, knotting, bonding, kid!fic)

- Kaylee

the one where louis is a small omega with alpha liam?

Not sure if you’re talking about a specific fic but here are some omega!louis/alpha!liam fics! - Kaylee

Better Than Love - lazy-daze (Liam/Louis)

Alpha!Liam/omega!Louis, with heat, self-lubrication, and knotting.

Sweat It Out - lazy_daze (Liam/Louis)

Louis is ill and in heat at the same time, poor boobear. Good thing he has Liam.

Fill You Up - 1dfanficrealness (Liam/Louis)

Liam and Louis are out together but Liam doesn’t know that Louis is an omega. Louis goes into heat and escapes back to his house but Liam follows him. (omega!louis, alpha!liam, knotting, begging, fingering, blowjob, riding)

Tasty Little Treat - PlayNiceLiam (Liam/Louis, Harry/Zayn)

Louis is a shy and virginal omega. Liam is a conceded and experienced alpha. Harry and Zayn like to hook up with each other and Niall just likes getting laid. (108k, omegaverse, alpha!liam, omega!louis, mpreg, alpha!harry, omega!zayn, humiliation!kink)

Hiya! I was wondering if you could find me that niam fic where Niall is younger than the other boys and he's in love with liam. But liam is with sophia but he babies Niall alot? Like Niall self harms because liam isn't paying attention to him and stuff. Please tell someone remembers what I'm talking about???

I’m personally not familiar with this fic, but maybe someone else knows it! 

Thanks @realityisallrelative! Like the air I’m breathing 

- Kaylee

Hybrid for every boy?

hybrid!harry, hybrid!zayn, hybrid!louis, hybrid!liam

Zayn has a really sore back, and Niall volunteers to give him a massage to sooth the pain, but then an innocent massage turns quite heated.

Or the one where Niall can’t keep his hands to himself, and Zayn just wants to be taken care of.