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Soulmate tropes with my boys.
Pete: Anytime you or your soulmate gets hurt the other feels it.
Pete felt the sharp stab at his upper arm. His soulmate must have got their flu shot. Running his arm he blinked
“Oh fuck” he always seemed to forget his soulmate had 7+ years of feeling him get tattoos. And now get them lazored off.
“Well fuck” he hoped his soulmate would forgive him for the hours of pain.
Colson: You don’t see color until you see them.
Colson always wondered what his eyes looked like, his friends all said they were blue. Like the ocean or the sky. But he didn’t know what the fuck blue was.
Every girl he was with never gave him the sudden rush of world waking colors.
Not even Emma, though it gave him casie so he couldn’t complain there.
No he didn’t know what blue was until he ended up with a girl face first into his chest.
“Hey whoa! You okay?!” She looked up at him, her shirt was some color he never knew
“Whoa...your eyes are beautiful” colson smiled
“Yeah my friends said it’s something called blue...”
Dom: anything one sings the other can hear
His soul mate had to live across the world, everytime he was trying to sleep they would end up singing some random pop song or oldie song he remebered from his teen years
The favorite right now seemed to be ironically his song.
“I’m 11 minutes away...and I have missed you all day” dom smiled at the voice in his head
“I’m 11 minutes away....so why aren’t you here” he sang back, and soon they had a duet going
“One day I’ll meet you soulmate...I promise you here” dom sang it hoping it would go through...
“One day my dear” the voice sang back to him, smiling he closed his eyes hearing the soft sounds of his soulmate humming some random song.
DEAN WINCHESTER IN EVERY EPISODE: ▸S01E05 “BLOODY MARY”
LIVESTREAMS [CORPSE X READER]
Your fans knew you were in a relationship with corpse, it was damn near impossible to hide. The original plan was to wait at least a couple months before telling anyone.
The only issue with that was that three months into your relationship, corpse was at your apartment more than he was at yours. Which you loved. However, since you were primarily a streamer and corpse was not exactly good at being quiet... people were naturally gonna notice.
The following is a list of things that happened on your livestreams before you finally gave in and announced that you were dating corpse:
1. A loud crash followed by a deep voice mumbling in Spanish
2. A mysterious hand that kept on appearing out of nowhere and giving you tea
3. Said hand would also direct your head out of frame and they knew whosever that was was kissing you
4. You would often say you were cold and then suddenly a hoodie would be chucked at you out of no where
5. Someone in the background regularly had problems cooking and caused the fire alarm to go off
6. Then of course there was the stream where you seemed to do the whole thing sitting on someone’s lap who’s head was conveniently out of frame
7. Every time you left to go to the bathroom the chat would be entertained by someone who seemed to find moving their hands in and out of the frame hilarious
8. No but really, it’s like you constantly have someone making you tea
Your fans were certain it was Corpse. The voice they heard was way too deep to be anyone else and Corpse had been hinting at dating someone.
So they knew you were together. They just needed you to actually announce it.
However you and corpse were not gonna be that easy on them. This was the perfect opportunity to mess with both your fans and you were gonna take full advantage of it.
Corpse would randomly put his hand into the frame while you were streaming. It would be out of nowhere and you would pretend like you didn’t even see it.
(Except for the one time where you actaully took his hand and pressed a kiss to his knuckles).
You would often speak in his livestreams as well. Giving him advice or asking if he wanted anything. He would ignore all of chat’s questions and act like it was totally normal.
Corpse loved live-streaming when you were around because he got to cuddle while doing it. Since he didn’t have his camera on, no one ever knew that he was streaming while sitting between your legs or with you on his lap. Quite a few times some whispers were heard and his fans were convinced (rightly so) that you were there somewhere.
When you eventually decide to go public, you do so by corpse announcing that he would he revealing something very important to him. He then proceeded to post a picture of you.
From then on it was actaully a little ridiculous how often he would do something on your livestream. Including one occasion where he was trying to make muffins in the kitchen and kept on yelling at you for help.
He would also ask you to come out of frame so that he could get a kiss all the time. He didn’t even try to come up with excuse, he would literally say “come kiss me” which you always obeyed because how could you not?
Overall, your fans were pretty sure you little shits would be together for life.
(Please feel free to send in requests!!!!)
sing me to sleep ~ corpse husband
word count: 1051
request?: yes!
“Hi it looks like requests are open. Can I request a cute corpse husband imagines where maybe the reader has a nightmare and wakes up and corspe is streaming and the reader doesn’t want to bother him but can’t go back to sleep. Maybe when he’s done streaming he comforts the reader and maybe sings them to sleep. I really wanna read something of him singing to the reader. Pleaseeee”
description: in which she can’t get back to sleep after a nightmare, so her boyfriend helps her
pairing: corpse x female!reader
warnings: swearing
masterlist
You woke from your nightmare with a yelp and immediately covered your mouth. Luckily, you were alone in bed as Corpse was still streaming so you didn’t wake him.
You tried to just roll over and go back to sleep, but every time you closed your eyes you saw the images from your nightmare again. You tossed and turned for what felt like hours, but whenever you checked the time it had only been 10 minutes since the last time.
You looked at your phone long and hard, debating on texting Corpse to ask him to come to bed, but you knew you’d feel bad if you did that. He was probably mid-game, having a great time with his friends. You couldn’t take him away from that. But you did want nothing more than to feel Corpse’s arms around you and helping to lull you back to sleep.
Eventually, you heard the door to his YouTube room open and close, and his footsteps silently creeping down the hall to your shared room. He was trying to stay silent as he got ready for bed, so you spoke up, “I’m awake.”
“Fuck,” Corpse hissed. You giggled at his startled reaction. “Why are you awake, babe? Didn’t you say you were going to bed when I started streaming?”
“I had a nightmare and haven’t been able to get back to sleep,” you responded.
“Why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve come and kept you company at least.”
“You were streaming! I didn’t want to bother you if you were having fun with your friends.”
You felt the bed dip next to you in the dark, followed by the warmth of Corpse’s arms wrapping around you. You settled into his embrace, taking in all the familiar things that you loved so much about him.
“You still could’ve come told me, or texted me or something,” he said.
“I debated it,” you said. “But you were having a good time playing with your friends. I didn’t want to interrupt.”
“Are you kidding? They’d probably prefer for you to be there. They all love you. Rae has been asking when you’ll play with us next every time I’m talking to them.”
You smiled into the darkness at this. You loved Corpse’s online friends .They were so welcoming of both you and Corpse into their group, and they had been fantastic friends to the both of you. You felt closer to them than you had with anyone in real life.
Neither one of you spoke for some time. You buried your head into Corpse’s chest, the soft material of his shirt brushing against your face. Usually, you liked the silence, but at that moment it felt deafening. Your eyes were growing so heavy that you were struggling to stay awake, but at the same time you just couldn’t sleep. Even with Corpse next to you now, it felt like an impossible task that you’d never be able to do.
You groaned in frustration. Corpse’s body shook as he chuckled. “Still can’t sleep?”
“I’m so tired,” you groaned, the words muffled in Corpse’s shirt. “But I can’t sleep. It’s not even the nightmare now, my body just won’t shut down long enough for me to sleep!” You lifted your head from his chest to add, “Maybe I’m destined to stay awake forever now.”
Corpse chuckled again and found your lips with ease, giving you a quick peck. You smiled to yourself again.
“Want me to talk to you to help you sleep?” he asked. “You did always say listening to my horror story videos helped you to sleep before we started dating.”
“I don’t want to hear a horror story, I definitely won’t sleep then,” you mumbled. An idea popped into your head and you smirked to yourself. “What if you sang to me?”
“(Y/N), no.”
You sat up on the bed, pulling out of Corpse’s arms to do so. You turned on the lamp next to his bed so he could finally see your face.
“Come on? Please? You know how much I love your singing.”
“And you know how much I hate my singing.”
Corpse was stuck on the idea that his actual singing voice was the worst sound in the world. Despite the fact that the music he was already making was partially him singing, he kept denying it. He was sure that he absolutely could not sing, and often refused to do it even when it was just the two of you.
There were rare occasions that you managed to get him to sing, though. Usually when you were upset or sick, he liked to take you in his arms and sing your favorite song to you. It was like a magic spell that would instantly make you feel better when you heard it.
“Please?” you begged, drawing out the “e” in the word and even pouting like a child at him. “Just until I fall asleep. If it doesn’t work within the first verse and chorus, you can stop. If I fall asleep right away, you won’t even have to sing long anyways!”
“It might not work.”
“But it’s worth a try, isn’t it?”
Corpse sighed and looked up at your pouty face. He finally smiled and opened his arms to you again. “Fine, come here.”
You quickly turned off the light and basically dove into his arms again. He held you tightly as he began to hum first, a soothing sound that you loved to hear. When he started to sing, your heart fluttered. Despite what Corpse thought of his own voice, it was your absolute favorite sound.
Of course, the magic song worked yet again, as within almost seconds you were drifting off to sleep. Corpse felt your body beginning to slump in his arms, and your head lull against his chest. Your breathing started to get heavier, and finally, you were sound asleep.
Corpse smiled to himself. Although he couldn’t see you in the dark, he could imagine how cute you looked while you were asleep in his arms. He gently kissed your forehead, trying not to wake you, as he settled himself down to sleep as well.
“I love you,” he whispered into the darkness.
“I love you, too,” came a response so quiet it was almost inaudible.
2021 has barely started and already shits hit the fan
Its not friday the 13th but this is hilarious asfff
Happy Friday13
imagine Pete getting fitted for his wedding
In my mind it’s by tan because he trusts Tans judgment the most in fashion.
And just the whole time he is just
“So this isn’t a dream, it feels like one. Last time I asked someone I made it to sort of kind of thinking about tuxes and then Ya know.” So tan is just helping him pick the suit just
“Well this time it’s real. Shes got her dress?” And Pete just
“Oh yeah my mom and her mom went and I got sent a lot of crying emojis because she looked so stunning. My sister said it was perfect for us, so I just had this image she’s gonna come down the aisle in like a wedding pair of white sweats and sneakers” and tan just sighs
“Okay so getting it fitted will be easy, thankfully, I am honestly so excited for you pete. So excited”
And just when he sees you the day of the wedding he just can’t stop himself from crying and his suit is perfection he looks like he did in the elevator video with colson, but like a full suit not like a shirt under the suit jacket.
And you just get up to him just
“You look amazing. Look at you. Clean up nice” just you know inside he is screaming in happiness that you are his wife.
Colson cries, John cries, everyone not a dry eye and it’s wonderful.
Happy New Year! Sending good vibes your way in this new adventure! Hope the #2021 is filled with love, laughter and light. 🥂🍾Thank you for being with us every step of the way in #2020. 🎉And.. Don't forget the midnight's kiss😉💋
#Btvs #Spike #Buffy #SPUFFY
I’m in too deep… I’m insecure…
To slightly quote corpse I F***ING HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGGSSSSS *Throws my clock across the room*
this is one of my all time favourite Buffyverse gags and it’s probably because it took two years for it to pay off
HVJKJSFHSJKFSDHJKFSKSD NOT DESTIEL
Tumblr Gets Deep
The best parts of Tumblr are the reblog threads and the journeys they take you on. Let’s party.
this is Finger Gun Kelly. he only appears on your dash once in a blue moon. reblog for good luck.
Bring Me The Horizon - Drown (x)
Maybe women commit more murders than men, but are better at hiding it because they learn to clean up blood from a young age.
🤣🤣☠☠☠☠☠
The movie XXX (staring Vin Diesel) is probably one of the most difficult movies to search for online.
An old bad tweet can be more harmful to a celebrities career than vehicular manslaughter
“Loud Enough To Wake The Dead” Spike x reader Pt1
Warnings: slight cursing, mentions of blood, implied nudity i suppose
Description : After Buffy and Angel shows end but before the comics which was about a 4 year gap that as far as i know was never filled in
“Ow” you groaned as you eased off your dirty clothes “Man, i gotta stop wearing white T-shirts they only get stained with blood or torn to shreds” you think to yourself as you looked down at your formerly stark white T-shirt that now layed on your grey bathroom floor torn up and covered in various shades of blood and mud from you latest fight with a particularly rowdy pack of demons. you lean over to quietly turn the water on to take a shower and wash off the nights activities but in your atempt to be quiet your hand slipped from under you and you tumble to the floor “Well crap, that was loud enough to wake the dead” you mumbled not quite under you breath hoping you didnt wake anyone in your house, you crawled into the bottom of the bath tub and let the hot water run over you sore body carefull to avoid your hair since you’d just dyed it and dint want the near boiling water to fade it to quickly you closed your eyes and let the water wash away the mix of your blood and mud down the drain
oh and i have a caffeine addiction
Get to know me!
Hi here’s an intro to…me I guess! well theres not much to know about me but here!My names Lily but i also go by LonnyIm from North Texas USAIm 15I have 8 siblings, 9 including myself! Im a musician and have been singing since i was 4 (i still suck but im getting better all the time) ive been playing guitar for almost a year i draw a lot but its shaky at best i write songs and storys but not as often as id like
My favorite band is either My chemical romance 5sos or Yungblud And uh thats all i can think of for now
Get to know me!
Hi here's an intro to...me I guess! well theres not much to know about me but here!My names Lily but i also go by LonnyIm from North Texas USAIm 15I have 8 siblings, 9 including myself! Im a musician and have been singing since i was 4 (i still suck but im getting better all the time) ive been playing guitar for almost a year i draw a lot but its shaky at best i write songs and storys but not as often as id like
My favorite band is either My chemical romance 5sos or Yungblud And uh thats all i can think of for now
i laughed wayyyy harder at this then i should of
“Has this character ever died”
“No”
*cue clattering of half of the board being put down*
Steve Irwin would have forgiven the stingray that killed him.
Spike: Sorry I called you a fucking idiot I was trying to flirt
Buffy: I -
🤣🤣 Good thing she didnt drink it anyways Spike should know by now that she cant handle her alcohol
Pixar tries to make children laugh and adults cry
Spike in Xander’s shirt and back in his own in 4x11 ‘Doomed’
~pls don’t respost, each set takes hours~
My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
IM GONNA SAY THIS ONLY ONCE
dietshampoo and days_fade DESERVE THE GODDAMN WORLD I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE THE AMOUNT OF HYSTERIA AND HAPPINESS THEY BROUGHT TO SO, SO MANY PEOPLE WHO COUDNT MAKE IT TO THE CONCERT!! I OWE THEM EVERYTHING JFC THANK YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART<3333
My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
The most unbelievable thing about Elf is that Zooey Deschanel lives in a nice apartment in Manhattan while working as a department store clerk.