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Me. Every. Day.

does anyone else’s brain constantly bounce between like 10 ed moods at once

like rn my mind is going:

“ok so if i eat exactly 700 cals every day for a month i’ll totally lose a bunch”

“maybe i’ll not count and just try to eat super clean and healthy”

“im just gonna fast for as long as possible”

“fuck it maybe i should try to recover”

“im a whale and eating is stupid”

like…..bitch make up your mind??

Listen.

I’m not trying to lose weight because I hate myself.

I actually love myself.

I *dont* love the way my body looks right now.

This *is* my self-love.

TW:

Remember, queens - we’re not “fat pieces of shit”. We’re just fat. Love yourself 😌💅

…name? 👀

last week i listened to an entire podcast about the history of toxic diet culture just so i could find some more ideas

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FICS IN THE MAKING - HOUSE OF ASHES

(UPDATED 02/11-21 | REQUESTS OPEN)

✦.° REQUESTS (8) °.✦

Jason Kolchek

A Piece Of Me And You (Requested by: anon)

《 SUMMARY: In which Jason has been carrying around a piece of you without your knowledge, always close to where his heart once used to rest before you stole it, and you accidentally find out. 》

Guardian Angel (Requested by: anon, anon & anon)

《 SUMMARY: Down in the buried ruins of the ancient temple, Death lurks behind every corner, and while you are no stranger to battle and action, no one could’ve prepared you for what was to come. It’s survival of the fittest and, simply put, you don’t seem to be fit enough, when you take a hit so severe that you might just be left for dead. 》

Living The Life (Requested by: anon)

《 SUMMARY: Jason has retired from the military and settled down to live a normal, domesticated life, with a normal job, a normal house, and a normal, but nothing short of amazing, relationship. 》

Eric King

The Right, The Wrong, And Everything Inbetween (Requested by: @katnisspeetaprim)

《 SUMMARY: When you arrive at Camp Slayer alongside your brother-in-law, relationships are immediately put to the test when you’re all collectively thrown into a life-threatening shitshow, and Rachel somewhere along the way learns that you and Eric have caught feelings for each other during your time spent together, and their time spent apart. 》

Perfect Imperfections (Requested by: anon)

《 SUMMARY: To you, the idea that someone could be in love with you was ridiculous. But you soon come to learn that even the biggest of imperfections could be viewed as perfect through the right eyes. 》

Brand New Sun (Requested by: @thefictionalgemini)

《 SUMMARY: Yours and Eric’s love is still new, but already put to the test when both your lives are put in danger in front of the other’s very eyes. You had just found each other, and wasn’t by far ready to lose each other. 》

United Front

[Polyamorous Reader] Clarice Stokes x Reader & Eric King x Reader (Non-Binary, Trans Masc, They/Them Pronouns Used) [The Dark Pictures Anthology: House Of Ashes]

Warnings: Spoilers for House Of Ashes, Swearing, Near Death Experience, Injuries, Blood

Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Romance 

Summary: After somehow getting talked into coming along for the trip to Iraq with their boyfriend’s ex wife’s team, Y/N finds themself in an odd predicament they leave wishing they had rejected the harmless offer.

Requested by @hopeveon  Thank you so much for the request bro! Hope you enjoy the read! Love, Vy ❤

It’s not a secret Clarice and Eric are the number one bickering duo and can literally never find a common ground. However, there’s one instance in which the two are a united front - Y/N.

You see, Y/N’s the only person who can defuse whatever fight that could breakout between the two, seeing as how they know each of the two better than anyone. That probably has something to do with the fact that they’re dating them both - separately, cause God forbid Eric and Clarice being in the same relationship. Shit would hit the motherfucking fan if the two had to be in the same relationship which they luckily don’t. Being the antidote to both their dark sides, is the only thing the two have in common is their love for Y/N. And that’s the only thing that brings them together into a like-minded alliance.

Like right now, for example.

“Y/N come on! What’s the worst that could happen? You’re a soldier after all.“ Clarice practically begs as she is staring into the stone-cold face of the unshakeable Y/N.

They’ve been going back and forth for a day and a half now - ever since Eric gave them the news of the trip to Iraq with a new team he was assigned. The minor detail that bothers Y/N is the fact that said team belongs to his ex wife.

And man do they not want to be dealing with her anytime soon…or ever.

“The worst? You wanna know what’s the worst that can happen?“ They ask, earning themself an eager but very innocent and pleading nod from Clarice, “That ex wife of his could eat me alive, skin bone and everything in between. That’s what could happen.“

The doctor rolls her eyes, “I’d never let her do that. I don’t tend to speak highly of Eric, but he wouldn’t let that happen either. Hell, you’d be able to fend her off just fine!” The girl starts pacing while Y/N keeps their eyes on her, a small smile playing at their lips with amusement. “We could really use the backup too! Please! Pretty please?”

Their eyes widen, playing the ‘offended’ card, “Oh, I see. You only want me as backup, got it.“

Keep reading

House of Ashes? More like House of Avengers.

Eric: I really think my friendship with Nick is improving. Yesterday he said, “Did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?” And instead of saying “Shut up, Nick,” I said “Okay”.

Y/N: I’m Proud of you.

Nick: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Eric, without looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Nick:

Nick: Fsh

Eric “I Can’t Rush The Damn Moon!” King

Raise your hand if you think we need more house of ashes fanfics 🖐

I just wanna read about my boy Eric y’all

I am on my hands and knees begging for Eric king content. Perhaps dating headcanons, literally anything is okay I just cannot find any fics about my boy.

A/n: So this ended up as relationship headcanons....i apologize.

➤: Very sweet, type of guy to dote on you. Really learned from his past mistakes on not shutting himself away.

➤: Like's to tease you, think's its cute to see you flustered.

➤: It's on and off when it comes to PDA, someday's he might get a bit nervous but other day's he'd love nothing more than to give you a kiss in public.

➤: Is big on holding hands, he loves holding your hand.

➤: Is insecure about his prosthetic though he gets relieved when you tell him that doesn't bother you.

➤: Give's you his dog tags, he is rather proud seeing you wear something of his. { it's a bonus when that's the only thing you wear }

➤: If you get a ring for him as a gift he wears it around a chain keeping it close to his heart. If you get him a locket he keep's a picture of you in it.

➤: Has a photo of you in his wallet.

➤: Tend's to brag about you to his coworkers, bonus if said cowoker's already know you and are friends with you.

➤: Will spoil the hell out of you on any holiday, really goes all out for Christmas and Valentines Day.

➤: Will be the boyfriend / Husband that would be willing to wear slilly Christmas Sweaters or Couples Costumes for Halloween.

➤: Love's taking you out for diner but he also enjoy's staying in cooking with you and watching some T.v shows or movies.

➤: Can picture his life with you, marriage, being a father, the whole thing.

➤: When he becomes a dad,he is the best dad ever. Like you, he really spoils his children.

I don't know about anyone else, but this will never not be funny to me.

Very minor spoilers.

Eric King deserved better.

So this must be the one and only satellite guy?

NO THOUGHTS

ONLY ERIC, SALIM AND JASON'S FACE MODELS 🛐🛐🛐

I TAKE IT BACK. THIS GAME IS BROKEN JSJDHFHDJSKALSKDJDHFHDJAKAKJ

Poor Eric is getting left in the ashes (lol), I HAVE to request something for him now! Umm... Could I please ask for hc's where Eric realizes that he's fallen out of love with Rachel and in love with the reader? Like, he got really close to the reader in the one year that they were separated and now that he's reunited with Rachel he realizes that the spark between them isn't there anymore? I hope that all makes sense!! Thank you!

Of course! I love Eric as well and I would never leave him out!

◇ When Eric left Rachel, he thought he would never get over it.

◇ That is, until he met you.

◇ You both met when Eric was on his way to the lobby to leave the hospital after a doctor's appointment.

◇ And when he turned a corner to the hallway with the elevator, that's when he bumped into you, causing the both of you to fall to the floor, papers flying everywhere.

◇ You worked as a nurse, being trained to become a doctor.

◇ You were trying to bring the last of the tests to one of your employers offices when you bumped into Eric.

◇ Eric repeatedly apologized as he helped pick the papers up.

◇ And when he looked up at you, he felt his heart instantly start to race.

◇ The two of you exchanged a few words before you had to leave, but that didn't stop Eric from seeing you again.

◇ When you finished your shift, you headed down to the lobby and was surprised to see Eric there.

◇ And after that day, your relationship with him blossomed throughout the year.

◇ And when he goes to Iraq, it hurts to be away from her for a while, but he promised her that he would be back soon.

◇ When he saw Rachel again, that's when he realized that the spark he had with Rachel was gone, and that he loved you.

◇ And that made finding out about Rachel and Nick being together not hurt that much at all.

◇ He was happy that they were happy together, and they were happy that Eric moved on and was with someone he cared about as well.

◇ They even asked to meet Y/N after they were done in Iraq, which Eric was completely fine with Y/N meeting them.

"Our mission has uncovered something...unexpected."

- Lieutenant Colonel Eric King

House of Ashes

either they become a poly throuple or she dumps both of them, these are the only solutions.

Eric’s number 1 simp

😩✌🏽

Only one that I felt for in this situation was Eric bc like... fuck cheaters. Period.

I’m such a fuckin simp

Not me over here adding to the hundred thousand or anything 👀

Me seeing so many house of ashes requests in my inbox has got me like.