This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read. THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service dogs. They are working and it can mean serious injury or even death if you are distracting them from doing their job.
Anon asked: can you write something about michael getting a boyfriend and jeremy being super fucking jealous??
Haha, can I? I think absofuckinglutely. I fucking love this prompt
Jeremy wasn’t happy that he lost five bucks on a bet- the bet being who could get a boyfriend/girlfriend first. But as much as Jeremy kept telling himself he needed those five dollars to pig out on Doritos, there was something else putting a bitter taste in his mind.
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- how about logan with lipstick?
Finished my Logince comic!! (Aka Roman finding more ways to fluster Logan)
So honestly I’m really beginning to feel this ship rn?? Moxiety and LAMP may be my top ships but Logince and the possible depth of it is honestly creeping up on me! -💛
Soooo, gonna tag the people who wanted to see this and then (hopefully) reblog with my normal taglist: @poisonedapples @randomslasher @jlyk-im-kinda-crazy-so @punch-you-with-friendship @alexsblogthings @the-prince-and-the-emo
Comic strip based on this text post!
(A/N: Hey guys! This is just a soulmate AU, basically, when you first set eyes on your soulmate, you get a tattoo on your wrist that says what they first thought of you when they saw you. Does that make sense? You’ll get it eventually, anyways, enjoy :D)
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Tony Stark walked into his nearest coffee shop, yes he had his own premium coffee machine at home, but he just wanted too get out of the house. He was having trouble concentrating and Peter not being around made the tower so quiet and boring.
he walked in and ordered.
“Just an americano, thanks” the billionaire said as he placed his order, he saw the server look up in shock at them realising who he was, just slowly nodding whilst still writing down the order and then ran off too the back, possibly to go and tell everyone ‘Iron Man was it their coffee shop!’
He laughed at the image of it and then went and sat at a table near a window.
Meanwhile, Stephan Strange, a sorcerer, was walking down the road in his robes and cloak and all, tired and exhausted from teaching students at Kamar-Taj all day, he just wanted a coffee.
Walking by a window that belonged too his favourite coffee shop, he looked inside and saw a stunning man, studying his face, he could see just from his profile that he was real eye candy, he had a similar beard, brown eyes, brown hair and a small nose. The only words that came to Stranges’ mind: “fucking beautiful.”
A gasp escaped the shorter males mouth after a long gulp of coffee, he felt a sharp stabbing pain on his wrist and looked down immediately. He blinked in disbelief, mouth agape, reading the same words again and again: “fucking beautiful.”
Tony turned around wildly, setting his cup down on the table, looking around the small building, trying to find someone looking at him. Finally, he looked out the window behind him and saw a taller and attractive looking man looking at him, head slightly tilted, almost as if he was studying him; that sounds creepy, but the richer of the two just found it romantic (but him being his soulmate probably helped)
“Well.” Thought Tony: “if he is my soulmate, I’m lucky as hell.”
It was at that moment he realised he maybe just etched those words permanently on the handsome man ahead of him. “Shit.” He said aloud
“Shit, oh my god, he probably thinks I’m so cheesy, oh my god what do I do?!” He thought, probably looking and sounding like an anxious female teenager.
That was when the sorcerer felt the same stabbing the other had on his wrist, looking down, handling the pain slightly worse due too his multiple surgeries on his hands, and seeing the words. “If he’s my soulmate, I’m lucky as hell.” He stared at the words for a second and then looked at the other, seeing him looking at him too, biting his lip in worry.
Stephen smiled slightly, took a deep breath and walked in, ready too meet his lifelong partner.
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A/N: So guys, I hope you liked that! I have loads of other soulmate ideas which I plan too use (that I found on this website) so please tell me if you like this so I know too write more! Anyway, bye.
For some reason I’m kinda craving logince art recently… There just really?? isn’t??? enough of it???
Logan: I hate you with every inch of my being.
Roman: [looks down at Logan] That’s not a lot of inches.
Logan: [tackles him down]
An idea: Logan sitting in the morning sunlight, probably drinking coffee, looking ethereal and gorgeous and the other’s all stopping dead in their tracks when entering the room as if they’re just realising how pretty Logan actually is.
this this took me many hours to finish i regret doing it but i like how it turned out also i’m obseseed with that ship mmmmm- aND I KNOW THAT JERRY’S HAND IS TOTALLY OFF I KNOW IT’S A HUGE ANATOMY MISTAKE JUST DON’T BE MAD AT ME
part two
Black Nails and Thick Thighs (ao3) - phandomsub
Summary: When Dan grows his nails out to paint them it sparks a chain-reaction of fantasies in Phil’s head.
Carry Me Home, Got My Blue Nail Polish On (ao3) - solacednp
Summary: Fans nag Dan and Phil to paint eachother’s nails and things don’t really go as planned.
Curled Hair and Painted Nails - darling-phil
Summary: When Dan begins to lack confidence about his newly painted nails and natural hair, Phil is there to offer his support.
Dan’s Nails - phans-howelllester
Summary: The aftermath of Dan painting his nails.
Hello Yellow - analester
Summary: a fic that recounts how dnp spent world mental health day, including phil painting dan’s nails, phil wearing a cheese costume, and the two nerds sharing milkshakes like the saps they are.
Matte Black (ao3) - waveydnp
Summary: Dan paints his nails in Dublin - tries to anyway.
Nail painting and charities - wavydanrises
Summary: Dan is wearing yellow to support a charity, and he asks Phil to help him pain his nails.
Nail Polish (ao3) - hellborn
Summary: (TW) in which pastel!dan paints phil’s nails everyday, and everyday, phil scratches it off before he gets home in fear of his parents seeing it.
Nothing I Can See But You When You Dance - theshyauthor
Summary: Phil meets Dan at a club. They dance, get each other off in a restroom, get milkshakes, have sex again and eat pancakes together in exactly that order.
Paint Me In Trust - philsbear
Summary: phil paints dan’s nails for pride in their forever home.
Proud - phananddragonsfics
Summary: A short fluff fic based on Phil painting Dan’s nails for World Mental Health Day.
Purple or Yellow (ao3) - americanphancakes
Summary: Dan wants to paint his nails for pride month. On one hand, the rainbow flag is represented. But on the other hand…
Silver Polish (ao3) - phandomghostwriter
Summary: Phil goes to Tesco to pick up some needed items and clear his mind and he finds an impulse item that brings up some emotional feelings. Or the fic in which I imagined Phil having silver nail polish on for 2 seconds and was like yeah that should be a thing.
We’ll Be Alright - retrohowell
Summary: dan grows out his nails and phil agrees to paint them in celebration of pride.
Summary: Logan has a problem…and he has no idea that problem even exists. He thinks it’s something else entirely.
Warnings: crying, depression, poor eating habits, food mention, grief, sadness, blood (sort of), injury/death mention, anxiety
Pairing: Platonic LAMP; bit of a Logicality focus at the end
Tagged: @ziallwarrior @thefallendog @apologieslogan
Notes: I’m sad today and Logan is the easiest side for me to write through so…yeah, this is the end result. It’s pure vent fic so I’m sorry if it’s bad, I’m just not in a great place right now. Anyway, here goes nothing.
He had a routine.
A solid and secure routine. Wake up. Shower. Coffee. Work. Lunch break. Work. Dinner. Read. Sleep. Repeat. His routine was flawless. It kept him organized and efficient, kept everyone balanced and grounded and most importantly, it took up every bit of his time and avoided any potential messy complications.
Then it happened.
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