Are You Kidding Me

Why Choose Him?

Anon asked: can you write something about michael getting a boyfriend and jeremy being super fucking jealous??

Haha, can I? I think absofuckinglutely. I fucking love this prompt

Jeremy wasn’t happy that he lost five bucks on a bet- the bet being who could get a boyfriend/girlfriend first. But as much as Jeremy kept telling himself he needed those five dollars to pig out on Doritos, there was something else putting a bitter taste in his mind.

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Soulmates

(A/N: Hey guys! This is just a soulmate AU, basically, when you first set eyes on your soulmate, you get a tattoo on your wrist that says what they first thought of you when they saw you. Does that make sense? You’ll get it eventually, anyways, enjoy :D)

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Tony Stark walked into his nearest coffee shop, yes he had his own premium coffee machine at home, but he just wanted too get out of the house. He was having trouble concentrating and Peter not being around made the tower so quiet and boring.

he walked in and ordered.

“Just an americano, thanks” the billionaire said as he placed his order, he saw the server look up in shock at them realising who he was, just slowly nodding whilst still writing down the order and then ran off too the back, possibly to go and tell everyone ‘Iron Man was it their coffee shop!’

He laughed at the image of it and then went and sat at a table near a window.

Meanwhile, Stephan Strange, a sorcerer, was walking down the road in his robes and cloak and all, tired and exhausted from teaching students at Kamar-Taj all day, he just wanted a coffee.

Walking by a window that belonged too his favourite coffee shop, he looked inside and saw a stunning man, studying his face, he could see just from his profile that he was real eye candy, he had a similar beard, brown eyes, brown hair and a small nose. The only words that came to Stranges’ mind: “fucking beautiful.”

A gasp escaped the shorter males mouth after a long gulp of coffee, he felt a sharp stabbing pain on his wrist and looked down immediately. He blinked in disbelief, mouth agape, reading the same words again and again: “fucking beautiful.”

Tony turned around wildly, setting his cup down on the table, looking around the small building, trying to find someone looking at him. Finally, he looked out the window behind him and saw a taller and attractive looking man looking at him, head slightly tilted, almost as if he was studying him; that sounds creepy, but the richer of the two just found it romantic (but him being his soulmate probably helped)

“Well.” Thought Tony: “if he is my soulmate, I’m lucky as hell.”

It was at that moment he realised he maybe just etched those words permanently on the handsome man ahead of him. “Shit.” He said aloud

“Shit, oh my god, he probably thinks I’m so cheesy, oh my god what do I do?!” He thought, probably looking and sounding like an anxious female teenager.

That was when the sorcerer felt the same stabbing the other had on his wrist, looking down, handling the pain slightly worse due too his multiple surgeries on his hands, and seeing the words. “If he’s my soulmate, I’m lucky as hell.” He stared at the words for a second and then looked at the other, seeing him looking at him too, biting his lip in worry.

Stephen smiled slightly, took a deep breath and walked in, ready too meet his lifelong partner.

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A/N: So guys, I hope you liked that! I have loads of other soulmate ideas which I plan too use (that I found on this website) so please tell me if you like this so I know too write more! Anyway, bye.

I just wanted to share this with you.

I have this au where Roman is a dragon.

He’s this dragon that attacks this neighboring kingdom because they’ve been ‘attacking his kingdom’(meaning he’s pretty much just claimed this land as his and gets upset when people are like, hey that’s not yours’)

Basically though, he sees Logan, the king of said kingdom and just like grabs him “Your mine.” because Logan is pretty and Roman’s like oh heck I'mma marry that despite the fact Logan keeps sassing him and saying no to the vows but like, they’ll work on that.

Just like, yoink! This is mine now bye

- a very tired Miranda.

For some reason I’m kinda craving logince art recently… There just really?? isn’t??? enough of it???

Can you draw lamp? Just... A little fluffy lamp please? I love you already💗

I didn’t have the energy this week for more “realistic” proportions so here’s mini-LAMP! 

I LOVE YOU TOO!!! 💛💛

Sanders Side Fanart Masterpost

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Finished my Logince comic!! (Aka Roman finding more ways to fluster Logan)

So honestly I’m really beginning to feel this ship rn?? Moxiety and LAMP may be my top ships but Logince and the possible depth of it is honestly creeping up on me! -💛

Soooo, gonna tag the people who wanted to see this and then (hopefully) reblog with my normal taglist: @poisonedapples @randomslasher @jlyk-im-kinda-crazy-so @punch-you-with-friendship @alexsblogthings @the-prince-and-the-emo

Comic strip based on this text post!

An idea: Logan sitting in the morning sunlight, probably drinking coffee, looking ethereal and gorgeous and the other’s all stopping dead in their tracks when entering the room as if they’re just realising how pretty Logan actually is.

Sanders Sides Cooking Show AU

Okay so I watch this show called My Kitchen Rules, don’t judge me, it’s great. But basically what happens is you have several pairs/couples competing against each other; they have to cook meals, complete challenges, face sudden death, y'know, typical cooking show stuff… but with pairs. So, while watching one couple yell wildly at each other as whatever they were cooking caught fire, I began thinking about the Sides in this mess.

Patton

- Patton cooks from the heart, improvising as he goes a lot of the time. He doesn’t really have recipes, more traditions that have been lovingly drilled into him

-Decent cook, but is amazing with desserts, as they are his favourite. He’s really good at making the flavours work together, though sometimes he overloads on sugar and makes the dish unbalanced

-Even when everything is going wrong he still can make light of the situation, joking and being positive. Even when going to sudden death he seems cheery, even though on the inside he’s disappointed in himself.

-Literally everyone loves him, even the judges. One of the audiences favourites for sure.

Logan

-Logan is very by the book. He does not like to improvise, it gets him stressed

-Very good with time management, nothing is ever rushed.

-Is very skilled chef though sometimes lacks artistic ability to make the dish look nice.

-If something goes wrong there is either full blown screaming or he’s calm, collected, and works through the problem

-Looks perpetually done or entirely focused, there is no in between. Unless he wins something, then he smiles a bit and thanks the judges.

-He probably doesn’t want to be on this show and doesn’t see the point in it.

Roman

-Very good at plating and making things look lovely

-His dishes sound entirely random at first but somehow he manages to make it work and no one really understands how

-Some people love him, some people hate him

-Whenever there’s a challenge of serving food to a crowd of random people who then vote for the best dish, Roman’s charisma means EVERYONE wants to try his food. Even if the foods not great he’ll probably get a vote, especially if it’s a parent/child voting. Roman’s great with kids

-Actually works better in sudden death because he gets to prepare a whole meal and he likes linking all the courses together

-Can get a bit “extra-passionate” sometimes

Virgil

-Doesn’t say much to other contestants, even in their little interview bit all he really does is make sarcastic comments

- His sarcasm does mean he ends up being a fan favourite

-A lot like Logan with his cooking style

-He’s a bit uncomfortable with the large amount of cameras shoved in his face

-Just shrugs if he’s sent to sudden death-he understands, he gets it-internally is freaking out because it’s too much pressure

-Strangely good at the challenges

That’s them individually, but what happens when they’re with their partners?

I’ve only done a couple of my personal favourites, please feel free to add more

Logicality

-Logan is driven up the wall with Patton’s constant puns, but it is very endearing to watch. He sometimes joins if everything is going well

-When something goes wrong, Patton can see Logan getting worked up, so he takes over whatever Logan is doing to let him breathe for a second. Logan’s able to think everything through and quickly solve whatever happened

-Patton can be INFURIATING. He keeps adding things randomly and going against the recipes and it drives Logan insane, Patton just laughs at him.

-Always makes sure Patton is alright if they go to sudden death

-When they win something Patton gets very excited and that’s when Logan fully lights up and hugs him and everyone dies because, they’re an unlikely couple but also perfect?

Prinxiety

-Virgil is done with your shit Roman. Stop being a diva and just do your thing

-We all know Roman is extra but he amps it up with Virgil just to annoy him. Remember Virgil making sarcastic comments? They are almost always directed at Princey

-Sometimes some contestants are a bit flirty around Roman (it happens quite a bit on this show) and Roman is Roman so he loves the attention, but he also loves how protective it makes Virgil, it’s cute. He does make sure he’s actually alright of course

-If you thought Logan was bad when Patton spontaneously adds stuff, you should see Virgil when Roman practically sCRAPS THE RECIPE! He is not happy, Roman will never give in though

-Things don’t usually go to wrong in terms of cooking skill, but when they do, they go WRONG. There’s fire, burning, and a lot of yelling. Strangely if this happens, it just makes both of them more competitive, like they’re trying to prove something to the other and they end up with their best dish

-Despite the arguments, taunts and occasionally screaming, both take good care of each other, knowing how crushing failure is

Logince

-Now this is a force to be reckoned with

-There is almost always constant bickering, arguing, yelling, fire, destruction. Honestly they nearly burned down the entire HQ once

-Despite this they have such a strong connection and NEVER put out a bad dish

-They have the time management, even through Roman’s antics Logan has got everything planned out. He argues with Roman recklessness just for the sake of arguing at this point, he’s already providing Princey with all he needs.

-They have the skill and technique down. They have the creativity and sophistication nailed. It’s actually a wonder how the kitchen ends up such a mess

-They work the best in their own madness and chaos, if you looked at the plate you would never guess that a camera man nearly got burnt to death while filming it get made

-No one understands how these two manage it

-At judging of every round, Roman will always stand with his arm around Logan’s shoulders and Logan will always lean into him. They’re like different people.

Moxiety

-Honestly what more can I say than pure

-It’s literally the fluffiest thing. If Virgil messes up Patton is so kind and loving and reassuring and Virgil can just breathe and think through how to fix it

-If Patton messes up, Virgil just pauses for a second, and asks Patton of _____ will work? Which of course, it does

-If Virgil makes a sarcastic comment then Patton will scold him for it and it’s hilarious

-Virgil also manages to balance out Patton’s dishes really well, so dessert doesn’t end up too sweet. They make flawless desserts

types of people

honey: lipstick, a sweet voice, confident laughter, handwritten notes, tries their best, loves fashion and dogs, bright eyes like the sun, new cities, good grades

woodsmoke: tired souls, ticket stubs and street maps from places they’ve visited, bodies full of untold stories, missing the train, coffee, gentle words 

wisteria: dreamy evenings, freshly-baked cinnamon rolls, sipping tea, writing in a diary, thick, worn-out jumpers, handfuls of flowers, falling in love, book piles

saltwater: dark, tousled hair, ripped jeans, paintbrushes, lofty grins, swallowing hard, a little broken, trying desperately to be a good person

ink: soft aching hands buried in messy hair, tragic smiles, scribbling on dusty parchment, ancient ruins, attic windows, stars, cups of tea gone cold

thunderstorms: leather jackets, eyeliner wings, sharpening their smiles, lace-up boots, vinyl records, wikipedia articles, tangled earphones, cigarette afternoons