you don't have to know that it's haunted (8373 words) by mintchocolatechip97 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen Summary: At twenty-six, Charles is a witch, and a son, and a racecar driver. He’s learnt what magic can’t save him from, and when it soothes. He likes to think he has it all under control. But the most dangerous thing a witch can do is want. And Charles’s longings outnumber the fish of the Mediterranean Sea. Charles is a witch. Max finds out.
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wilde (12801 words) by debrief Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “I’m not sure how aware you are, but people online have started speculating about Oscar since last weekend,” Linda’s static voice comes through. Lando swivels around on his heel. “About Oscar being a merman? What? How—” “No,” Linda says, measured. “They’re speculating that he’s your wag.” A pause. “What’s a wag?” Oscar asks.
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he may be your dog but he's wearing my collar (3611 words) by glasscushion Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “I'll be two minutes, and then we can try and get that stupid collar off you.” Lando’s bottom lip drops and his face glazes over. “Huh?” His tongue slips out, fat and wet, and traces the edge of his front teeth. “The trophy. That's what it looks like, isn't it? A collar.” Oscar mimes hooking a finger inside a shirt collar and gags. “All tight like that, on your throat.” "Ha." It's not a laugh, just an open-mouthed noise. “Yeah. Suppose so.”
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roll two ones on the dice (4190 words) by anderstorpgrandprix Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “There we go,” Oscar mumbles, and the belt unravels from Lando’s wrist. Lando rubs his skin, looks at the faint red mark around it. Oscar starts to work on the knot around the bedpost and asks, “Do I wanna know why you’re tied up?” “So I wouldn’t go anywhere. Sleepwalk or teleport or whatever.” “Right,” Oscar huffs. “And now I’m here instead.”
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no proof, not much (but you saw enough) (3494 words) by ipleadbritney Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: A soul bond is like any other type of magic; you can buy it in a bottle. Or, to be more precise, you can manufacture it. Oscar and Lando are accused of having an illegal soul bond.
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from the ashes (phoenix rising) (8996 words) by 14CookiesGone Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: Oscar’s gotten used to the dull ache between his shoulder blades. His wings, which were not yet fully feathered when he stepped into his role as test and reserve driver at Alpine, have always carried an additional weight than they probably should. They’re also dull - a murky yellow and burnt orange combination that makes him look like the back end of forgotten autumn. A forgotten talent, perhaps. OR Oscar's wings begin to change during the 2023 season, and he does his best to figure out why.
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Needs Improvement (7104 words) by peachbellini Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: Will you shut up? Oscar thinks, trying to remember where his bite point is, Lando’s voice ringing in his ears. He doesn’t want to say it out loud, be rude to him on the radio for the world to hear, but this is just silly. Distracting. I can’t drive with you shouting like that. You’re not going to disappoint anyone. The lights start to count up Wait Lando sounds confused. How can you hear what I’m thinking?
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sju sorters blommor (5940 words) by anderstorpgrandprix Rating: Mature Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “You should’ve heard Kim’s scream,” Oscar continues. He gestures down at his sneakers, then, at the purple stains covering almost the entire left shoe. “And I spilled smoothie all over myself.” “M’sorry,” Lando says. He doesn’t mean to, really, but it rushes out of him. He’s embarrassed, and tired, and sick of it, so his normally subpar brain-to-mouth filter is down for the count. Oscar huffs. “Why are you sorry? It’s not like you—oh. Oh no. Oh no.” Lando feels himself flush. He’s warm all over, skin prickling, and it doesn’t help that Oscar is suddenly bending over in laughter, slapping his thigh like this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened to him. “It’s not funny.” Oscar keeps laughing, hands on his knees to support the way his body convulses. It's a bit over the top, Lando thinks. “You caused an earthquake!”
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fluorescent (kid, adult and everything in between) (10515 words) by AnItalianFrie Rating: Not Rated Relationships: Alexander Albon/George Russell Summary: When George is five, he falls while playing in the garden of his house. His mum finds him there, crying on the ground and hugging his scrapped left knee, his face red, ugly snot dripping down his nose, and his skin glowing. or George is in love with Alex. He also glows. He tries to cope with both.
MASTERPOST
This list includes my all time favourites in the Landoscar ao3 tag! Fics I reread again and again! I will update this continually as more and more amazing fics come out of this fandom :]
Enjoy 💫
What Am I Supposed To Drive Both Cars At The Same Time? by cxrnlia
Beautifully endearing sick!fic [1.2k]
Mortifying! Anyways, by WanderingBlindly
Lando keeps embarrassing himself in front of Oscar. Luckily, the Aussie finds him hilariously adorable [2.3k]
Sleep on it by 14CookiesGone
'Lando introduces Oscar to all the good places to nap around the garage.' [4k]
Holding hands and stuff by anon
Long distance Landoscar. Misunderstanding. Very cute, very fluffy. Some sexual content - phone sex [4.2k]
So adorable 🥺
Only found by debrief
'cinderella soulmates au where whatever you lose, your soulmate finds. except: oscar has a soulmate and lando is a No-Match, a person who doesn't have a soulmate.' [6.8k]
Sleeping problems by f1extras
'the one in which Lando can't sleep at night and finds Oscar has the key to solve his problem.' [7.6k]
Chronically bitchless but still wifed up by leafmeal0ne
WAG Lando, MotoGP Oscar [8.3k]
Carried away by Orphaned
Fake/pretend relationship, happy ending [22.1k]
Solo by WingWo43
Solo Lando, thinking of a previous time with Oscar, filming himself [848 words]
I found myself alive in the palm of your hand by hedgehogfrog
'Oscar makes Lando wear a vibrating butt plug as he rides him' [1.6k]
Scarlet, starlet by hurricaneHeat
Multi-ship, camboy Lando and his adoring fans [1.8k]
Cosy autumn cuddles by Twinkodium
Needy, bratty Lando distracting Oscar. All he wants to do is read his book [1.8k]
Lacy things by shroomlights
Lingerie Lando 🫶, dom!Oscar [4.4k]
Puppy love by Mctwinkdom
Puppy play, boypussy(🫶), gorgeously written [5.7k]
Hard on the brakes by peachbellini
Try not to cum challenge! [7.2k]
Singapore prep by F1extras
'the one in which McLaren forces Lando and Oscar to work out in a sauna.' [7.7k]
The New Normal by 14CookiesGone
Oscar's thighs are a damn treat [8k]
You're burning up, i'm cooling down by foggystars
Edging, orgasm delay/denial, Oscar just wants to be a good boy. [12.3k]
Beautifully written, filthy smut with care and trust! My all-time favourite fic across any fandom!
Never have I ever by Mctwinkdom
Switching, Oscar's first time with a guy [13k]
There's a very specific line in this that makes me, and fic!Lando, fucking insane
Soft launch by cxrnlia
Fake/pretend relationship, eventual smut, daddy kink [13.2k]
Young British Twink Gets Destroyed by Hot Big Dick Australian Formula 1 Driver *Not Clickbait* by Anon
Camboy!Lando AU, driver Oscar, cuties!!, Lando you sexy mf [15.1k]
Roses on your shirt by sharls
'All of the texts Lando shouldn’t have sent to his ex.' [1.2k]
PAINFUL (amazing)
You break my heart in the blink of an eye (the last time) by rennyxr
Dark themes - READ TAGS, insecure Lando, emotional hurt/comfort [4.5k]
Like wildfire by leafmeal0ne
Fantasy/mythology, angst, happy ending [13.8k]
Little renaissance by leafmeal0ne
Heart wrenching, angst, future fic, happy ending, gorgeous writing (also made me sob!) [14.2k]
Already Home by nyoomfruits
Marriage, hurt/comfort, pining, roommates, friends to lovers [32.5k]
Beautiful, incredible, made me sob (very hard to do)
Sense and velocity by Vertueusement
Incomplete, '80s posh uni AU where Oscar's the new kid just trying to get by and Lando's an unironic celebrity soaking up fame and affection from everyone'
I love this AU so much! I've been following it as it comes out and the whole premise is amazing + the writing is fantastic
A touch of papaya by KingKestrel
Complete, 'Oscar spends his rookie F1 season falling in love with his teammate.'
Under the sunset by Landoscar
Complete, Oscar!Spiderman AU, miscommunication, slow burn
5 times lando came into oscar’s room and told him he was bad at hugging... By Anon
Complete, 5+1 - Lando is trying to teach Oscar how to hug him properly, eventually he figures it out on his own
A long road up to recovery by OfDogsAndWolves
Complete, dark themes - READ TAGS
So well written and heart wrenching
Red carnations by Anon
Incomplete, Cupid!Lando, Oscar "heart eyes" Piastri, light angst, not actually unrequited love, magical realism
Ignore the consequences by KingKestrel
Complete, Soulmate AU, cheating, angst, happy ending
When we’re on the phone and he talks real slow, ‘cause it’s late and his mama don’t know by OP811992
Complete, pure smut, phone sex
Climb up to your lips by emptyhalf
Complete, Girl!Oscar, insanely well written smut, fisting, fluff, adorable relationship, interesting relationship dynamics
By a thread by Mctwinkdom
Complete, sexting, phone sex, lingerie, delicious
Currently rereading the whole tag start to finish so there's a fair amount that I want to add but haven't yet :] 🫂🫂
Very small tag list: @mcytfannnn @sofsversion @lestappenslut @mernaroll @izzief1rambles @ralphiesaces
For science, I just wanna know how many of you are being the funniest person alive when you say, "wowwww, does this dude even know how to drive?!"
Reblog to increase sample size 🤝
so i can win, and this can finally end
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My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.
Hi, quick question. Are you sillyseason.png?
If so the Oscar Piastri, that you made for the cak3art-collab, is absolutely amazing. Love all the details and the soft gaze. The posture and shading are breathtaking 🧡🧡🖤🧡🧡
I am, yes!! Thank you so much. it was so nice to be asked to join this Collab, though it was certainly a challenge since I avoid colouring anything like the plague.
In the end it became a bit of a love letter to the texture of Oscar's skin 💌💕
Thank you again for this lovely ask, it made my Sunday 💛💛💛
#so let's see
#oh I will reblog this hell yes
@oscar-piastri
while I'm super happy for lando and his incredible sprint pole, I think that was the most upset/angry i've ever heard oscar after a session, and understandibly so. he was doing so well considering the conditions and he ultimately lost a good top 5 quali place due to an issue out of his control. mclaren please fix your reliability bc we need both boys up there
don't worry boy! you're doing amazing! We still have regular quali coming up!
(also you swearing angrily is v hot pls keep doing it)
Just some deep eye contact and fond staring btw bros…
Interviewer: "Name?"
Charles Leclerc
Carlos Sainz
Interviewer: "Nickname?"
Charles: "For you "il predestinato" (the predestined) hahah"
Carlos: "Chilly (?) or smooth operator"
Interviewer: "Age?"
Charles: "24"
Carlos: "27"
Interviewer: "Nationality?"
Charles: "Monegasque"
Carlos: "Spanish"
Interviewer: "Idol as a child?"
Charles: "Ayrton Senna"
Carlos: "Rafael Nadal"
Interviewer: "Your dream road car?"
Charles: "F40"
Carlos: "Ferrari 812 competition"
Interviewer: "Do you have any superstitions?"
Charles: "no superstition, but I have my routine before getting into the car, but above all for the body to be as ready as possible"
Carlos: "Routine yes , but superstition no"
Interviewer: "A passion beyond formula 1 that no one knows"
Charles: "Piano, paddle"
Carlos: "Emh.. golf"
Interviewer: "Your merit?"
Charles: "I don't like saying good things about myself, but I would say my simplicity"
Carlos: "There are many haha.. I don't know.. I don't know one, this question is a bit arrogant"
Interviewer: "your flaw?"
Charles: "impatience"
Carlos: "a little messy sometimes"
Interviewer: "Your favorite dish"
Charles: "Pasta"
Carlos: "Pizza"
Interviewer: "Your favorite song?"
Charles: "Where is the love - Black eyed peas"
Carlos: " Smooth operator"
Interviewer: "Your favorite football team?"
Charles: " even if i don't follow football much, monte carlo"
Carlos: "Real madrid"
Interviewer: "If you weren't a driver, would you be now?"
Charles: "Architect or engineer"
Carlos: "Golf , tennis, I would like to do some sports"
Interviewer: "a word or adjective to describe you"
Charles: "Fast"
Carlos: "calm"
Interviewer: "your dream?"
Charles: "one day be the world champion"
Carlos: "World champion .. with ferrari"
Interviewer: "now let's see how well you know your teammate.. how old is he?
Charles: "Twenty... emh omg haha , twenty six or seven , 26"
Interview: "27"
Charles: "I gave him a year less, he will be happy"
Carlos: "twenty five , twenty four i think.. almost twenty five"
Interviewer: "Do you know the car he drives everyday?"
Charles: "Stelvio"
Carlos: "Pista"
Interviewer: "A word or adjective to describe your teammate"
Charles: "Fast"
Carlos: "happy, content, a beautiful man to be my teammate"
Interviewer: "one of its qualities?"
Charles: "the way he works"
Carlos: "Positive"
Interviewer: "his flaw?"
Charles: "maybe he's a bit impatient too"
Carlos: "easy to piss him off"
Interviewer: "who plays football better?"
Charles: "I'm pretty uncoordinated in football haha, so.. him"
Carlos:" me"
Interviewer: "a paddle?"
Charles: "me"
Carlos: "me"
Interviewer:" Tennis?"
Charles: "him"
Carlos: "me"
Interviewer: "Golf?"
Charles: "Him"
Carlos:" me"
Interviewer:" Playstation?"
Charles: "ME"
Carlos: "idk"
Interviewer: "one thing you never told him"
Charles: "he's bad at chess haha"
Carlos: "you are bad at playing paddle unlike what you think"
Interviewer: "made in italy grand prix, so I would like to know what the made in italy is for you"
Charles: "for me is prestige, attention to detail and always pushing .. and in my opinion the ferrari represents it very well"
Carlos: "the people, tifosi and the food"
Interviewer: "what do you like most about Italy?"
Charles: "the semplicity"
Carlos: "the people , the food , these two things in particular"
Interviewer: "what do you like least about Italy?"
Charles: "Maybe when I get my watch stolen hahah"
Carlos: "the weather in Modena in January/February"
Interviewer: "the thing you like most about ferrari"
Charles: "the passion"
Carlos: "the fans, the feeling of having all the fans to yourself"
Interviewer: "who wrote the anthem of Italy? i give you 3 opitions.. Mameli , Verdi or Rossini?
Charles: "Mameli"
Carlos: "Rossini? no.. the first one .. Ma? Ma? Maveli? Mameli"
Interviewer: "do you hum it?" (I do not know how to say it , sorry)
"Charles starts singing it and he knows it and Carlos just a little bit lol"
Interviewer: "how many times has our national team won the football/soccer world cup? 6, 4 or 3?
Charles and Carlos: "4"
Interviewer: "since when did ferrari not win the constructors' championship? 2008 , 2006 , 2007?
Charles and Carlos: "2008"
Interviewer: "Ferrari is.."
Charles: "Ferrari is passion"
Carlos: "special , unique"
Interviewer: "How long is the track?"
Charles: "Hahah idk, 5, 6... 4.. 4? 4 and 9"
Carlos: "a little long yes"
Interviewer: "how many curves does it have?"
Charles: "18? 9"
Carlos: "21"
Interviewer: "Enzo Ferrari defined it .. little nurburgring, little Spa or little Suzuka"
Charles: "I would say nurburgring, but really small then"
Carlos: "Little Suzuka? no?"
Interviewer: "the most successful driver?"
Charles: "Michael"
Carlos: "Michael Schumacher for sure"
Interviewer: "your favorite curve"
Charles: "acque minerali"
Carlos: "the first variant"
Interviewer: "How many times the ferrari as win here? 5, 8 or 10?
Charles and Carlos: "8"
Interviewer: "Imola is.."
Charles: "every time we talk about Italy, I want to say passion and you feel it here"
Carlos: "History"
Interviewer: "Close your eyes and imagine the circuit on Sunday.."
Charles and Carlos: " it's red haha"
Interviewer: "a wish you do to Carlos for this weekend"
Charles: "we do a 1 and 2"
Interviewer: "A wish you do to Charles for this weekend"
Carlos: "let's get them"
Interviewer: "and a wish you do to yourself"
Charles: "we do a 1 and 2 hahah"
Interviewer: "who is first?"
Charles: "Well if I have to wish for myself I would prefer to be in front hahah, but the important thing is that we do a 1 and 2 hah"
Carlos: "get them all"
6 minutes of translation omg haha idk who I am anymore lol you're welcome everyone , love you all 🥰 and sorry for all the mistakes!
lol 🤣
i support george russell’s rights, but more importantly i support george russell’s wrongs.
Charles plays in the Fight Aids Cup charity football match at Monaco's Stade Louis II stadium | Jan 2024
AYRTON SENNA x SHUT UP AND DRIVE
lil oscar sketch!
F1 x Neon Genesis Evangelion: A Cruel Angel's Thesis Inspired by @mxgicdave's Suzuka Poster
#like obvs
you know what really gets my goat?
yes I did💜💙
Quiz Time with George
i did it again 😐 (x)
scraps
{carlos sainz x charles leclerc}
in which memory is a persistent thing. a love story in two halves.
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Carlos buries his nose in the hood of the cream hoodie that Charles leaves behind, inhaling the scent of laundry soap and something unmistakably Charles.
If he closes his eyes, he can pretend Charles is here instead of thousands of miles away. Instead, the softness he wants to burrow into is hollow - empty - a poor replacement for the man he wants to touch, to taste.
He’s long realised he can’t rid himself of this yearning, and so instead of fighting it, he gives in freely - letting his hands wander over Charles whenever he can, to tease him with words and suggestive looks even when there are cameras around. He doesn’t care if anyone knows - his love demands expression.
He clutches the hoodie and wonders what other little scraps of Charles exists in his apartment, in his heart.
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On the other side of the world, Charles stares out into the busy street, the spread of data sheets in front of him long forgotten, his coffee turning cold. Instead of the name he’s grown familiar with, one so close to his own, the papers are now scrawled with Lewis’ name, his numbers.
He feels sick.
Carlos isn’t even gone yet, but they’re already packing all memory of him into boxes.
Charles absently reaches for the little crochet toy in his lap - more carrot-shaped than chilli, and strokes a familiar line down the threading - now worn from his repeated, self-soothing movements.
Carlos once told him, teasingly, that he’d forget that toy that he’d handed to him. Like he’d be careless about it - leave it in the car, at the paddock, or in a hotel. They receive hundreds of gifts every race weekend - but this one, this time, is different.
He didn’t think Carlos heard him - but his whole face had grown serious even before he could play it cool for the cameras. “I won’t,” he’d said, almost stubbornly, more to himself than anything.
He won’t forget Carlos - no matter how many times the headlines remind him that it’s his last fucking year, no matter how many jokes Carlos makes or how casually he refers to their impending separation. He won’t forget their podiums and their losses, the taste of champagne that is especially sweet when Carlos sprays it right against his face - the taste of Carlos himself, when they’re alone behind closed doors, and he can finally summon the courage to let his hands and lips linger, possess. He won’t forget the way Carlos looks up at him from between his spread thighs, how his mouth can go from deliciously filthy to whispered tenderness that threatens to fracture him in seconds.
He has never been good with goodbyes. He was nearly inconsolable with Seb.
Now, with Carlos - it’s unthinkable.
His idly stroking finger catches on a loose thread in the crochet, and he swears when he sees the way his strokes have frayed the string, wearing it out with his carelessness. He needs to be more careful - the chili in his lap is already starting to unravel.
“You’re going to forget about it,” Carlos had said. A joke, mere weeks ago. He’ll bet Carlos has forgotten about it already.
Charles still hasn’t.
Won’t.
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said video that eviscerated me
"you're not a chilli anymore. I'm going to keep it. I will."
"You're going to forget it there."
"I won't (softly)"
This is my 1st time seeing the full clip and the way charles is so soft here god 🥹
This moment between Charlos
this tiktok is my roman empire
This have me in tears
Cannot explain how much sense Alex and Oscar make together and how insane they will make me feel and how much I am praying for their PR teams
I mean Alex Albon who uses social media like that one “cool” aunt vs Oscar “I am gen z” Piastri?
Alex “I am not the father you needed but the big brother who stepped up” Albon vs Oscar “I could fight god if I wanted” Piastri
Damn. Someone is gonna die. Of fun!
I can't deny this accusation, hehe.
#I am unwell #LandOscar #papayaboys #lookatyou
it's always "look at how oscar looks at lando" and never "look at how lando looks at oscar"