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My two husbands

Han Solo // Poe Dameron

- great but arrogant pilots (can fly/drive anything) - had criminal past (spice running), but decided to change - excellent conversationalists (well, they think so) - get along with Chewie really well  - like doing crazy dangerous stuff - have problems with subordination - love flying - have sarcastic sense of humor - cunning bastards  - love calling women ‘ladies’ - poseurs - have tension relationships with female friend (Leia/Rey) - outfits and hairstyle! - like to point a finger - DIFFICULT MEN - often annoyed at C-3PO - LOVE THE FALCON (call it ‘she’), although often become reason of troubles for beloved ship - unleashed (they love opening their chest) - still have inner child (their childish behavior lol)

Imagine not being in love with them, couldn’t relate

Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker

Han Solo: Hi, Kid.

Luke: You can call me Luke.

Han Solo: Alright , Junior.

Luke: What... my name is Luke!

Han Solo: Ok, blondie.

Luke: I... You are always like this?

Han Solo: You mean cool and handsome? Yes, Princess.

Luke:

Skysolo was real ok?!

PLEASE

Hey, can we, like, talk about how Taylor did an episode of Crossroads with THE Def Leppard? Can we please? Let's talk about that, let's bring it up.

Let's also talk about how she nailed "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and how she needs to sing that again with the vocals she has now. I NEED to hear her sing it again.

You know sometimes I want to be in a band cause that’d be fucking cool but other time I want to date someone in a band cause that’d be fucking cool too.

Love them

Finn: Poe is afraid of plywood

Poe: That was a secret!

Finn: I know and I’m sorry but I need them to stop talking about how I don’t like chewing gum but I carry it around anyway because I want people to like me

Poe: I feel so betrayed

Finn: I love you

Poe: I love you too

Finn:

Poe: Finn doesn’t know how to read an analog clock!

Finn: *gasps* bitch

Han: I hate being touched.

Han: The last time I touched another person was in 1963. In hand-to-hand combat.

Leia: Luke is literally hugging you right now.

Han: This means nothing.

Yes

Me whenever I see Luke Skywalker

never forget, in my top ten Star Wars scenes when the guy is like “dude you’re gonna die if you go into that snowstorm”

And Han, a self proclaimed cold hearted badass, screams back “Then I’ll see you in hell!” and proceeds to go into that snowstorm for Luke

I live for that shit man

Me: *Sees fanart of one of my ships being cute and in love*

Me: Awwww

Me: *Notices that one or both of them is wearing a wedding ring*

Me: AaaAaaaawwkskdowkdkad

Best friendship (fight me)

Facts

Trying to explain to someone how 'Jon Bon Jovi' is the lead singer and 'Bon Jovi' is the band and that's the reason why they shouldn't be referring to Jon as 'Bon' is like the ultimate curse of being a Bon Jovi fan.

THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE WTF?!

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