I Have Been Dubed The Count They I Think Its Cause Of The Info Dumping And Whorishness

the eyes of a god

Keep reading

there are so many babies <3 <3 <3

Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

DONT SEND THEM HERE

Scott? Buddy? You keep saying Flower Husbands isn’t canon on Empires and then you pull shit like “(Joey) can mess with me all he likes, but when he threatens Jimmy it becomes personal.”

My good sir.

There is a line between writing your own fanfiction as lore, and Scott Smajor is using that line as a jumprope.

part 3 of my bullshit :)

I feel like not enough people here acknowledge that swimmers are buff as fuck

Unlike a lot of sports, swimming can and will use pretty much every muscle group in the body, with the most notable features of a “swimmer body” being height, broad shoulders-thin waist (think V-shaped), with defined abs, upper arms, thighs, and backs

What I’m saying is Jimmy could crush that elf twink

As Grian has recently been leaning into the eldritch horror builds and there are some eldritch horror fan theories about him out there cough cough watchers cough cough I sware If you guys make it hot in some way I'm not gonna be sad just very disappointed.

I’ve been lurking on this god-forsaken hell site long enough to know what you fuckers do....

Evil Scott

Evil Scott

EVIL SCOTT

EVIL SCOTT

Ask and ye shall receive

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37978768/chapters/94855084

Empires SMP au where Scott is vampire!Scott from alsmp and he and Xornoth are evil siblings that commit crimes together