This Is Why Cats Are Assholes

This. Is. Fantastic. ;)

Here’s the full version!  First verse written by davidtennantssideburns, second and third by me.

Do you want to steal a TARDIS? Come on, let’s fly away I never see you anymore What are the ‘drums of war?’ It’s like you’ve gone insane! We used to be best buddies and now we’re not — I wish you could tell me why… Do you want to steal a TARDIS? We could go on an adventure! (Go away, Doctor.) Okay, bye…

Do you want to steal a TARDIS? We’ll go to planets far and wide It’s so lonely out here without you — Well, I’ve got companions, true — But I still want you by my side! (Allons-y!) You’re the only other Time Lord in all of space; Think what we both could do! (*Master taps*) Master, please won’t you regenerate — I know you really can. I don’t know why I can’t through, I’ve always known that you can be a better man. We’ve always had each other, just you and me… What am I gonna do? Do you wanna steal a TARDIS…?

All my friends are dead. /( O_O) /

Spending my night ruining the free world.

[brenomn]

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

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Le fancy ;)