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Platonic moonwater
That's it. that's the post.
Can I be a part of your family? You guys seem like a fucking great time!
Marauders as conversations I've had with my three brothers.
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*playing mario party*
Sirius: What even is birdo?
Remus: Are you kidding me?
Sirius: No... What it's like a- it's like a duck, right?
James: *laughing and spitting out soda* A duck?
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Peter: Can somebody please give me some sugar, I'm going to like pass out.
James: *walking towards him with stretched arms* Okay, c'mere bro, I'll give you some sugar.
Peter: *running away screaming*
Sirius: *watching the chaos* Who even says 'give me some sugar' anymore?
Remus: Fuck if I know man, I just live here.
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James: We have a lot of weird conversations in the car
Sirius: I guess, idk they seem normal to me.
James: Pads, you literally just told me you would torture zombies into submission in an apocalypse...
Sirius: ... okay maybe you're right.
James: We should have more serious conversations like... like our taxes or something.
Sirius: If I ever talk to you about my taxes just fucking shoot me.
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James: I just built an entire working community complete with a hospital and a grocery store in minecraft.
Sirius: Oh yeah? I just put on knee high socks without rolling them up first.
James: *sighing* fuck you got me there, man.
Remus: *staring at them both in disappointment* I cannot believe I live with you two.
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*in the car blasting 'I Want It That Way' by the Backstreet Boys*
James: *singing horribly* YOU ARE... MY FIRE
Sirius: *literally just screeches* THE ONE... DESIREEEE
Peter: *absolute war-cry* BELIEVE... WHEN I SAY-
All three of them: *whales are terrified across the globe* I WANT IT THAAAT WAYYYY
Remus: *curled up in the backseat trying to read* What is my life?
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*playing minecraft*
James: YOU FUCKING BLEW UP MY HOUSE YOU DICKBAG!
Sirius: I'M LITERALLY TELLING YOU IT WASN'T ME!!
Peter: *shaking in creeper magnet* What if we all just have some chips guys??
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*texting*
Sirius: Can u plz get me diet soda while ur @ the store
Remus: No.
Sirius: Plz, im dying, i rlly need drinks
Remus: Text me properly and maybe I'll consider it.
Sirius: ughhhhh nvm ill ask james
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Sirius: That basketball game was so much fun, dude, we got some free stuff!!
Remus: How'd you get those?
Peter: *sighing* He stole them off of a table and ran away.
Sirius: *nodding* We also got taco bell :)
Remus: You know what, remind me not to ask next time.
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*Peter and Remus prepping a meal*
Sirius: You ever wonder if fruit can feel things?
James: *not looking up from his phone* They can.
Peter: *Horrified*
Remus: Well, there goes my help for the fruit salad.
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Remus: I really just want to go home and drink tea and read my book, not gonna lie.
James: You are such a nerd.
Peter: Says the guy with like 400 Pokémon cards.
James: *gasping* Those are collectors items, leave them out of this.
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James: These are my brothers, Peter and Remus.
Sirius: *offended*
James: *quietly* I try not to introduce you if I can help it, it scares people off.
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James: *walking through the door* Hey guys, I'm back!
Sirius: *screaming at Peter to turn off the smoke detector*
Peter: *literally trying to put out a fire*
Fire: *is from a microwaved ramen with no water in it*
The entire house: *smoking and smells like radioactive styrofoam*
Remus: *lying face down on the couch low-key sobbing while listening to spotify*
James: *turning back around* You know, one of these days I'll come home to a normal household.
James: Maybe you'll all be dead, but it'll be normal.
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James would like her even more for that! Cause knowing Reg has such a loyal friend would make him so happy.
James thinking him and Pandora will get along but the first time she sees him she very drasticly discrabes how exactly will she kill him if he ever hurts Regulus
Have you ever wondered what the marauders would have ordered at subway?
I feel like Remus would either love fairy lights or absolutely hate them
Sirius would rock a smokey eye
You know I had a moment today where I wondered 'am I really that mentally unstable' then like five minutes later, I opened ao3 and decided to reread art heist baby! and I realised yeah, I'm really mentally unstable :/
Anyway, I just stopped crying uncontrollably over AHB! so I think it's time to go to sleep.
@jegulus-microfic september 10, pottery, 150 words
“Hey love, how was your d-”
Oh.
Regulus is sitting at their kitchen table, in his hands is the mug James made in a pottery class they’d gone to a few weeks ago. James had insisted that they couldn’t see each other’s finished product until they’d been fired. He’d told Regulus it would be a fun surprise, but really it was because of the letters James had stamped into the bottom of his mug: will you marry me?
When Regulus looks up at him, it’s with tears in his eyes and a soft smile on his lips.
“I was supposed to pick them up. I was going to do a whole romantic thing with breakfast in bed.”
“It doesn’t matter,” Regulus whispers, stepping into his space and bringing his hands to James’ face. “My answer would be the same regardless.”
“Yeah?” James asks, covering Regulus’ hands with his own.
“Yes.”
James loves rainbows and would always yell out RAINBOW! when he saw one.
I can't breathe🤣🤣
It had become such a common joke between James and Sirius to give and take house points between themselves and others, that when James became Head Boy, the castle's magical ability to actually take and give points when the words are uttered became a real problem:
Twenty points went to Hufflepuff for some particularly potent weed; five points to Ravenclaw for a snide remark towards Snape; five points to Slytherin, said sarcastically for pointing out the obvious. It took a while (and some stern talking to from McG), but James had mostly gotten the habit under control.
That is until one morning, when everyone woke up to Slytherin having 500 points more than they had the previous evening, a flushed James Potter, and a particularly smug looking Regulus Black, who, on close inspection, was walking a bit funny.
I feel like Barty would have so much trouble opening childproofed things, and he'd get so annoyed at them and end up just braking the stuff.
Late-night Starchaser chats
James: I like the freckle on your cheek.
Regulus: Oh yeah?
James: YEAH!!!
Regulus: And why is that?
James: It's just so yumyumyum. I want to give it a smooch.
Regulus: A smooch?
James: Yeah, a smooch. A smoochy smooch.
Regulus: You're an idiot y'know.
James: Yeah I know.
Regulus: A smoochy smooch, huh?
James: Shut up.
Regulus: No, I'm genuinely asking, why do you want to give it a smooch?
James: Because it's like a button to your heart, and because our hearts are connected it's a button to us.
Regulus: Our hearts are connected?
James: Not just our hearts, we're connected. Invisible string and all that.
Regulus: Nah our string isn't invisible, it's golden.
James: Golden?
Regulus: It came from you, of course it's golden.
James would watch the shit out of My Little pony friendship is magic.
Regulus and Remus are the type of people, who are often found sitting somewhere covered in thousands of blankets reading a book.
James swings his legs when he sits, if it’s possible, cause he’s usually too tall, and Regulus finds it very endearing.
But one time James heard someone making fun of him for doing it saying, it was embarrassing, so he stopped, and when regulus noticed and asked why he’d stopped James burst out crying.
After James told Regulus what happened, Regulus reassured James that it wasn’t embarrassing and that he loves it when he swings his legs and that James shouldn’t care what people think. After that James happily started swinging his legs again.
Regulus won’t admit anything, but it doesn’t really matter, cause everyone knows it was him, who sent the person who told James it was embarrassing to swing his legs to the hospital wing.
James and Sirius are “REALLY! RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD!?” People
Regulus: I don’t love him, I don’t even like him, in fact I hate him.
Cut to Regulus gently taking off James’ glasses when he accidentally fell asleep with them on
I’m sobbing 😭😭
hc that regulus obliviated james and james spent years longing for a relationship he didn’t know who he had it with.
and every time he’d catch a glimpse of regulus his heart would skip a beat but also ache and he’d be overcome with a wave of sadness but didn’t even know why.
but as regulus was dying/getting weaker, the spell started wearing off and james got flashbacks of everything. by the time regulus took his last breath, james finally remembered everything. but it was too late.
Sirius Black is a biter. I can see him just biting Remus when he’s reading and walking off and Remus not even batting an eye because he’s so used to it.
Jegulus has filled my life and broken me completely, but I’m not complaining