mafia boss!fernando x trust fund!lance (hear me out) - two of fernando's lackies kidnap lance to hold for ransom. lance isn't stupid, nor has this been the first time someone tried to snatch him off the street. however, this is the first time it has been successful.
it didn't help that he was on vacation in spain after visiting his sister in monaco. his phone is tossed in the sea as he's tied up and gagged in the backseat. as they drive through the streets at night lance's anxiety only peaks when he is told that he's going to meet the boss.
he had heard enough of the alonso family whispered through the streets, they didn't like to cause too much trouble. but he chased the likes of the sainz and webber families out of the country. it also doesn't help that when he is placed on his knees in the expensive of the boss and lance finally gets a good look at the infamous fernando alonso. he realizes that the older man checked off a lot of boxes for lance... he was really hot.
thus starts a game where it seems like fernando is putting off sending the ransom video to lance's father. lance isn't even stuck in the basement of the lavish house. it feels like a trail of freedoms like bread crumbs. and lance is simply smitten.
gabriel and pepe are confused, obviously so. their boss has never really taken on a lover, but now lance is in the kitchen making breakfast. his big doe eyes looking to teh two younger men. both of the underlings of fernando can't seem to make eye contact with lance after one particular night where fernando wanted to see what lance's tongue could really do. and the next morning lance had a nice plethora of bites across the column of his neck.
lance is less like a prisoner and more like fernando's pretty arm candy. even with their questionable age difference and noticeable height difference. but hey! the boss seems a lot happier now!
just that pepe and gabriel have to invest in ear plugs when their next pay comes in. especially with how loud the boss' new toy can get. this could be considered the worst ransom situation ever! the pair thought they could cash in big given lawrence stroll's wealth, but now fernando is fucking the younger man like a man on a mission!
speaking of the ransom. it isn't even paid nor is even a video sent, lance simply returns back to his father with a glittery diamond ring on his finger... oops.
Has someone written this yet? No?
Damn I need it so can some comeback here it's been written? Please and thank you!
Your otp is so real that someone in command made a lab researcher au reel for them
I need Kevin to cut his hair short. Cause he Jack Grealish he is not, I mean Jack barely makes that haircut look good but he has the frat boy vibes to ballance the ugliness of the haircut.
That is all for now
This concept is my new favourite, I'll write a million fic I swear (probably not)
Would you hold my hand? They're the same ones I used...when I killed someone for you.
Same
i’m a carlando girlie but strollonso just won’t leave my brain
What is the only thing holding on to my will to live?
Passenger Princess Fernando Alonso
This
What you need to understand is I want all tennis players to win always other than about three or four that I hate and hope lose always
I promised myself I wouldn't fall in love with any F1 boy but here I caring more about Kevin Magnussen & Carlos Sainz then myself.....
I was not going to pay attention to Rasmus Højlund, mainly cause he plays for United (ew) but the *"socially still Scandinavian" vibe/engery he has is pulling me in.
Help.
*I also call the vibe "Scandinavian school boy" cause the people, I have meet, with the strongest version of this vibe has been teenage boys.
3 Random BTD6 headcanons cause I was bored and wanted to share
1. The only cis AND straight hero is Churchill - he is a total ally though
2. Etienne, Adora and Benjamin all went to school together - they are therefore around the same age (kinda)
3. Geraldo and Obyn are one of the closest pair friends - cause of Gerald's many travels through different forests and Obyn just kinda being there
So far it's just one woman posting about things mostly sports and music🇩🇰
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