#Weak!!!!!!!!

Ok, I finally am ready to write a fanfic. I hope it turns out good. I will first need a banner though.

Oh, and time to finish at least three chapters and edit them.

Still have all of that in NY. Except the Rap Snacks never existed here. & Honey Buns are 50 cents now.

My childhood in balitmore

thebigbaus:

thaahighlifee:

hogwarts-express:

afterallthistime-always:

hiimant:

shit tyrone

you are tearing this family apart

MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE

WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.

what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white

I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^

I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY

HYPERVENTILATION

what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white - LOL!!!

omg i feel so bad i want to cry for this kid ahh poor bby

HIS NAME IS JAMAL

Alll Jamal wanted was some Fruit Loops!!! :’(

hahahha this made my night better

Photo bombed by dolla $ign..Jhene’s gorgeous & little lol

Her mom is Filipino & in Filipino the name means Free. Don’t be a penis, no one would ever name their child prostitute.

#DoYourResearch

Do Your Research!

Parents to be: please do your research on names! That girl on American Idol, Malaya Watson, bless her heart she can sing like nobody’s business. But her name means prostitute in Swahili. Poor girl’s parents named her prostitute. 

Come With Me - Chapter 2: The Reality

Jerrell’s Point. Of. View

  I just pulled up to Khlo’s house and was calling her on the phone. She ran outside wearing this outfit, that just happened to match mine. I swear I’m in love with her.She opened the car door, got in, and gave me a kiss.

Khloe: Hey babe.

Me: Hey, where to?

Khloe: To the Mansion.

Me: Ok.

I pulled off without hesitating, the Mansion was our spot.Everyone goes to the Mansion, thats where the best parties are.

Jerome’s Point. Of. View

Me and my boys stopped at McDonalds to rack up on food, man I love my crew…I’m not gonna lie though, I wish Relly was here.

Me: So where we finna go ya’ll???

Tyrone: You know we gotta hit the Mansion one time for your last night.

We got to the Mansion about thirthy minutes later and then I saw Terry’s Lincoln, and Khloe get out the passenger seat.I went over to it and gave Khloe a hug.

Me: Yo, I’m so glad you guys came, I was just thinking to myself that whatever I do tonight should be done with my brother.

Jerrell: Me too man.

We all began to walk inside, this night was gonna be great I could feel it. Then I knew it as soon as we got in and on the stage was mom and Tee.Rell and I began to wild out like some kids. Then we saw mom put the mic closer to her.

Faith: I wanna say that I raised some beautiful boys, and I’ve never had to do it alone. When they both were born their dad was there with me every step of the way. *She began to get teary eyed* And when he passed, their grandmothers were here…both my mom and their dad’s mom, and now my wonderful husband Terry is his here. I’m so proud of the men they are becoming, and thats why I had to throw this going away party for them.

Me and Jerrell stood here in the middle of the dance floor with tears running down our faces. All eyes were on us and I’m not gonna lie, I wanted to just breakdown…but I held it together, not for me, but for my little brother.

Terrence: I love my beautiful wife, and these wonderful boys. They accepted me for who I am, and I do my best for them. They may not call me dad, but they’re my sons…MINE. To love, to care for, and to protect under any and evey circumstance possible. These boys deserve that, and I just hope I’ve done a great job providing them with it.

Jerrell and I wipped our eyes and went on stage to say a few words our self. I let Relly go first.

Jerrell: Umm, I don’t know what to say…Thanks mom

Me: And Pops

Jerrell: Yeah, and Pops, for throwing this party for us…Thank you everyone for coming, and we are really gonna miss you guys out here. Oh! I forgot to thank my baby Khloe for being a part of this surprise, and yeah.

Me: Umm everything thing he said, minus the “my baby” part and adding our loving grandparents, thanks everyone for coming to support us.

I put the mic down and reality set in…this is really our last night.

Faith’s Point. Of. View (There Won’t Be Much Of These)

Nearly an hour and 1/2 had passed. I was sitting with my mother just letting this proud moment soak in.Then Terry tapped me on my shoulder.

Me: Yea hunny

Terrence: I think we should take off now, and come back later to make sure everything was good. ;-)

When he winked his eye, I knew what time it was.

Me: Relly did drive right

Terrence: Yupp

Me: And Naya did go to your mom’s house for the night.

Terrence: Correct again

I looked to my mom, then back at Terry.

Me: Mom do you need a ride? Or are you going to stay with Mama Philips?

Grandma Johnson: I’m fine right here, you guys go, enjoy your last night.

Me: I love you ma.

I gave my mom a kiss on the cheek, gave Terry the car keys, and we were on our way. We only made it to the driveway, but I loved it. After that we went inside and straight to the shower, it was just like when we first got married. I swear I love this man. After all of that we took real showers and headed back to the party.We got there in perfect time because it was 10 minutes away from ending. We went in, took pictures with the boys, and made sure nobody left anything behind.

Jerome: Mom, give me the keys to the Audi, I’ll drive home.

Me: Boy get the keys to the Lincoln from your brother, then take Khole, your Nana, and Mama Philips home.

Jerome: Ok mama.

First thing in the morning take the cars to get cleaned. -I told myself.

I went and kissed Maine’s( the boys’ father) mom  and my mom before getting in the car with Terry. What a night if I do say so myself. I hope the boys had a good night.

Jerrell’s Point. Of. View

We had just dropped both of our grandmothers and Khloe home, and now we were on our way home.

Me: Did you notice how at the end of the party mom and Terry were wearing completely different outfits??? 

Jerome: Now that you mention it, yea… and she didn’t want me to drive the Audi home.

Me and Rome at the same time yelled “Ughhhhhhh, that’s nasty”

Jerome: Don’t say anything, we could use this later in life

Me: I’m way ahead of you.

We laughed about a few things, then it all came to a stop when Rome parked.

Me: This is really it huh?

Jerome: I think so.

We sat there in silence for a few more minutes, then we made our way to the door. When I put my key in the door I realized that this was the last night I’d ever use my keys for this door.

Me: I call the shower first.

Jerome: Stupid Imma shower in the guest room.

Me: Oh yea, Nay’s not home…forget it then.

Jerome: Old habits

Me: Yea.

We then went inside our officially old house.

Jerome’s Point. Of. View

Honestly, I would rather be out somewhere doing something other being in the house packing. Hell I don’t even wanna leave. This is home, I grew up here. I’m happy for Terry, I really am, but he’s the reason why we’re leaving. He got this new job oppourtunity in New...

Bitch, don’t kill my vibe

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