The Forbidden Pool

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

Since Jason was originally ginger and dyed it (in some continuities), the affinity for sunburns came with it.

Dick: “Jason, we have to go.”

Jason: “I know I know, I just have to apply my second layer of sunscreen.“

Dick: “You always do this—Wait, is that spf 200? Where did you get that?”

Jason: “Crime lord activities.”

Angel: so, who's got the pants in the relationship?

Alastor: obviously me, his Majesty likes the... lower position after all,

Lucifer raising an eyebrow: Alastor, stand up.

Alastor stands up: I can ask him to do whatever and he'll do it,

Lucifer: now sit back down.

Alastor taking back his seat: see, for example...

Lucifer laughing under his breath: yeah.

Alastor: my darling, could you please take this plate back to the kitchen?

Lucifer: of course, Bambi *snaps it away*

Alastor turning to Angel: see?

Angel laughing behind a hand sharing a lookTM with Lucifer: i totally see it

Jason*tells to a new friend how he wants to kill the Joker*.

Danny*takes a sip then gives him the thermos*: Chill, dude. Just eat him.

Jason:..What have you got in your thermos, Danny?

Danny: Do not ask the question if you already know the answer. But it’s something with an ecto signature.

Jason:

Danny: Don’t be shy. I already had breakfast today.

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Batman: Suspiciously, no sign of the Joker.

Batman: What are you drinking, Hood?

Red Hood: Em..Soda?

Batman: Which flavor is it?

Red Hood *who can’t keep his mouth shut*: Sweet revenge.

“Finish it,” Wade ordered him, shoving the rest of the bottle at him. Danny did without question, and Logan pulled the edges of his skin together and started stitching again, his hands coated in molasses-thick neon green. “This slow-mo regeneration bullshit is baloney, by the way. Give me hyper or give me death, god damn.”

Danny giggled weakly.

“Oh, you think I’m joking?” Wade demanded. “You have discovered a new in-between hell place I had never imagined! Do you know how rare it is for me to find horrors that I haven’t lived through? But here you are getting your heart sewn up through your vivisection wound because your regeneration is too good to let you die but not good enough to fix you on its own! Do you know how hard it would be to vivisect me at all? Jesus fucking Christ! What a fucking nightmare!”

“Put a cock in it, Wade,” Logan snapped. Danny, on the other hand, was giggling so much his chest was trembling, so apparently he was the type to find his own fucked-up life funny too.

I want to right it but I have no clue how to start it!! ...... I hate writers block.

Okay but like, a fantasy/no capes au where Tim is a selkie, one who was fiercely protective over his pelt- but none of the Bats know that. One day, when Dick tried picking the innocuous-looking coat up from the floor, Tim “randomly” lashed out and bit him. 

I just watched Puss in boots the last wish in theaters and it was even better than what Tumblr lead me to believe! Like I see death all over now and he's awsome but in the movie with all the context he's even better!

me and my mutual liking each other’s passive aggressive horny posts without ever actually talking to each other

big day today

*Mini Jesus lands on me while crotcheting*

Me: Why did you through mini jesus at me

Dad: He went through the wash

Me: You washed off his color!

Little brother(he's a little clueless) : but he still has color

Me: *starts cracking up*

This is the mini jesus.