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Benoit Blanc is an Ace Attorney character, I don’t make the rules

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(I haven’t seen this yet, how have I not seen this yet?? please excuse me if it’s been done before)

[ID: Illustration of Benoit Blanc from the Knives Out Series in a typical Ace Attorney witness stand format/style. He’s wearing a white button up and navy tie/suspenders similar to his outfit from the first Knives Out movie. The dialogue box reads “It makes no damn sense. Compels me though.”]

"I want to be a dragon."

For #InternationalBeaverDay here are two wooden beaver effigies spotted at the Smithsonian National Museum of the American Indian:

object name: beaver figure culture: Kwakwaka’wakw (Kwakiutl) place of origin: British Columbia date: c. 1900 materials: wood, paint dimensions: 16.5 cm. I.; 15 w.; 28 h. NMAI catalogue # 21/1355

object name: beaver bowl culture: Tlingit place of origin: Klukwan, Alaska date: c. 1850 materials: wood dimensions: 33 cm. I.; 16 w.; 13 h. NMAI catalogue # 23/8417

love Luigi Mangione looking like peak health with gnarly fucking back pain. it'll probably fly over so many people's heads but it's just great to see perfect examples of "looking healthy" don't mean Jack fucking shit especially in a shitty healthcare system.

because no one says it aloud but subconsciously everyone thinks you deserve bad health, that bad health is a punishment, that bad health is consequences that you brought upon yourself.

reblog if you know what it did

Finally some good fucking news

★ 【シャーデンフロイデ】 「 イージーブリージー 」 ☆ ⊳ keep your hands off eizouken! ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

HANDS OFF

can we just nap all day