something about francis being written comically by donna tartt in the secret history is very amusing to me (and henry is always there to put up with him)
reading books like the secret history is always such a wild ride, because i'm fully aware that it's a criticism of aesthetic hedonism and the elitism of academia, and then i'll read a line like " if we are strong enough in our souls we can rip away the veil and look at that naked, terrible beauty right in the face; let God consume us, devour us, unstring our bones. then spit us out reborn" and i go absolutely fucking feral.
francis abernathy, probably, at some point
three times arthur didn’t believe merlin + one time he did
These two idiots are back at it again. They can’t steal from the kitchen worth a damn.
How long do you think Tom riddle just sat there with a piece of paper rearranging the letters in his name to make the perfect evil alias
henry winter would go hysterical at the idea of youtube ads