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i want need a loser boyfriend with a loser personality and niche interests

Boone!! He’s such a sweetie I love him

This is what I look like posting

deh era mike being an obsessive stalker who worms his way into your life and manipulates you like his life depends on it until you’re completely dependent on him. can i get an amen???????

cowboy!yandere x reader

a/n : i love me some cowboys ,, and i love me some yanderes .. so why not combine them 😝 also this is kinda modern cowboy instead of like western movie cowboy (maybe ill make one like that) , also not proofread (5am and im so tired) ,, but enjoy !!

cowboy!yandere who was so infatuated with you the first time he saw you, you plagued his thoughts, ever single one containing his desires and his love for you grew every day (or some would say at an alarming rate!)

cowboy!yandere who tried his hardest to get your attention by any means necessary! (bless his heart..) he constantly left notes or roses on your car, or even leaving pennys by your car just so you could pick them up and he’d see you smile!

cowboy!yandere who had dreams about you constantly, every chance he got he had wished on a wishbone for you (his friends would absolutely look at him funny)

cowboy!yandere who actually talks to you for the first time, well only a little because while he was stalking you looking at you after he exited the store, he saw his chance to offer some southern hospitality and helped you with your groceries!

cowboy!yandere who blushes as your hand ghosts over his hand and after a little he tips his hat and quickly speeds away, that single action had him imagining a whole life with you are many, many other things..

cowboy!yandere who gets home and is entirely hot and bothered, he has only seen you form afar but after touching your hand he cannot control himself ,,

pervert!cowboy!yandere who dumps his box of printed photos of you out onto his bed and quickly unbuttons and zips down his jeans, which quickly pool at his ankles and the clank of the belt his the floor,

pervert!cowboy!yandere who starts rubbing his hard on through his boxers while looking at photos of you in different places (don’t worry he was totally not stalking you!!) and after a while he whips out his cock as dribbles of precum fall onto a few photos,

pervert!cowboy!yandere who is stroking his cock so hard and fast as his head tilts forward, hat faltering slightly, he couldn’t resist it anymore! all these pictures but they were still not you,

cowboy!yandere who finally cums after what felt like an eternity, he then looked down and smiled at the photos that now lay with remnants of him staining every picture.

“ill having you one day darlin’.. just you wait.”

i personally love it when y’all write anime men as hood niggas BUT that’s jus me 🤷🏾‍♀️

Bojan Cvjetićanin

I haven't seen anyone do this meme for courtin cowboys yet.

tho this could apply to like half the characters lol

yeah

Soccer player Toji as your boyfriend

╰➤ Where you are Toji Zenin’s secret girlfriend

Estd. relationship, making up, angst. pt2